9

'My identity?' asked Rose, at least she was prepared for this, but not everyone was, she knew, especially Mum… and Dad. They threw a fit last year, over Mr. Виктор Крум (Viktor Krum) aka Vicky Villainous Viktor, or aka. And-who's-got-a-figure-of-him-beside-their-BestDadEver-cup?

'Yes, your identity.' Said Hermione, staring at her with suspicion. But this was what Hermione's brain was like—OMGOMGOMG IS SHE MY KID OMGOMGOMG. (I'm serious, if I'm ever going to meet my future kid, if I'll ever have one, even if I don't know if he/she is my kid, I'm going to freak out like hell. Plus, I'm usually a calm person like Hermione, so that's saying something.)

'Well, um, I…' and this was what Rose's brain was like—OMGOMGOMG MUM MUM MUM OMGOMGOMG. (I'm serious, if I'm ever going to meet my mum when she was 14 or 15, I'm going to freak out too. Plus, I'm usually a calm person like Rose, so that's saying something.)

'What's your identity? Miss You-look-confident.' Said Sirius sniggering.

Is it really that obvious-Rose thought. But it was. I mean, freckles, redhead, a full and abundant history of like… everything—

'Harry.' Said Fred.

'Potter.' Said George.

'What?!' said Harry.

'No!' said Sirius.

'Wrong!' said Lupin.

'Stupid?' said James.

'Aren't!' said Fred.

'Pun!' said George.

'Boys!' said Mrs. Weasley.

'Gosh.' Said Roxanne.

'So, um, here goes nothing. My name is Rose Granger-Weasley and—'

'Ronald!' said Fred

'Win!' said George, with Sirius handing money to him.

'Sh*t!' said Sirius.

'Bet?' said Ron.

'Seriously?' said Hermione.

'Seriously!' said George.

'Money!' said Fred.

'Wait!' said Sirius.

'Parents?' asked Lupin, wanting to confirm the already-obvious news.

Rose sighed. 'Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger. And that's my brother, Hugo.'

'Brother?!' said Hermione.

'No!' said Ron.

'What?' said Hermione.

'Ho!' said George.

'Grandchildren!' said Mrs. Weasley.

'And I'm ten years old. And so I don't have a house. And I like reading. And Roxanne is my best friend. And that's it.' Rose basically rapped five times faster than Eminem in Rap God. At least she has finished her introduction. It took one hell of a long time.