10
The rest of the children rushed through their introductions, obviously not wanting to stay in this labyrinth of embarrassment.
'And I do the drums.' Fred the Second ended.
It was one in the morning, which, if you compare it with 12:01 am, is way past midnight.
'I think we should go to sleep,' said Mrs. Weasley, 'it's really late.'
Lupin answered to that 'I mean, this is a night which we don't want to end with just snores and Sirius' random farts in the middle of the—'
Sirius interrupted 'I don't fart randomly—' then farted.
'I mean you randomly fart in the middle of the night, Padfoot, not in the middle of a sentence, be patient, my friend.'
'Hey kid, what's your favorite color?' Sirius asked James.
'The color of my hair—98%black, 1%brown, 0.7%red and 0.3% green, thanks to the time where Lily's so-called uncontrolled magic blasted off and I ended up being soaked in toad pee-poo.'
'It is uncontrolled magic!' Lily yelled, and James backed away, scared that he would be soaked in owl pee-poo this time.
'James in toad urine? Highest level of fashion,' Albus punned, 'Probably was the most satisfying moment of my life (this part is not a pun).'
'Hey!' James yelled back.
'But why?' Lupin asked, 'I mean that you randomly fart, Sirius, not randomly ask random questions to get random answers from random people with random words with a random tone—'
Sirius interrupted again, not wanting Lupin to continue the 'random' marathon, 'I asked James because I want to be friends with him, and if you want to be someone you ask for their favorite color, unlike what I have done with you, Moony, as I don't know your favorite color, you are not my friend.'
Lupin stabbed back, 'Oh and number one of the Laws of Not Being A Friend to A Friend is to not call them by their nickname, Black.'
That lead to the situation where Sirius became speechless, 'Oh yeah, oh yeah, well, take this, uh, well—who cares!'
'Now, now,' Mrs. Weasley raised her voice, 'Bed, you all, no more chit-chattering bingy-boinging wee-wahing blah-blahing. Look at these two, she motioned towards Lily and Hugo, 'they're one step away from falling asleep. Who wants to share a room with who?'
'We'll take those two,' Fred and George pointed at Fred the Second and James, 'thanks, mum—'
'No, you will not,' said Sirius, 'I want him,' he put his hand on James' shoulder.
'No, no, no, no, no, Fred and George will take Hugo and Fred the Second, and Sirius and Remus will take A-A-'said Mrs. Weasley.
'My name's Albus.'
'Albus, yes, darling, I'm sorry. And, Harry and Ron will take James. And the girls?' continued Mrs. Molly, giving James the death stare. She could sense it, the boy had pranking in him.
'We'll take them, yes, mum,' said Ginny, 'Rose and Roxanne and Lily. All three of them. I'm afraid we'll have to squeeze a bit, but hopefully that's OK?' She glanced at Hermione (whom she was sharing a room with) and the three girls from 2016.
'Sure, yeah.' Said Rose.
'I like it.' Said Roxanne.
'Yay!' said Lily, 'Girls night!' ('Bed night,' Mrs. Weasley reminded.')
'Let's do it.' Hermione agreed happily.
'That seems good, and Albus (Dumbledore)?' asked Mrs. Weasley.
'I'll head back to Hogwarts now.' Answered Dumbledore, 'Leave you to some peace, call me when you need me, now, this is interesting.'
'Oh, and one more question! How can we forget? How do we get these kids back to the future, professor? They can't stay here forever!' Lupin almost shrieked.
'I'm afraid we will have to solve that problem tomorrow, Remus. I'll come back tomorrow morning—at 10, maybe? I'll ask Minerva and Severus for help?'
'Maybe, it'll be nice, having help. But I don't think it'll be necessary to tell too many people, though, it'll cause even more trouble.' Lupin worried (typical Lupin, though I love it).
'That's an of-course, Remus. But now it's also necessary for you all to get a good night sleep. Good night.' Answered Dumbledore, preparing to use the Floo Network.
'OK, everyone, bed! Chop chop!' ordered Mrs. Weasley.
'This is going to be a night full of fun with fantastic feminine friends.' Ginny whispered to herself.