"THE MIDDLE OF THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA. A VAST, MYSTERIOUS PLACE WITH THE GREEK ISLANDS ON ONE END AND NORTH AFRICA ON THE OTHER. IN THIS VAST OCEANSCAPE, IS WHERE OUR STORY BEGINS. AND, ROWING IN A SMALL BOAT, IS WHERE WE'LL FIND ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE."

(Accordion instrumental)

"WHEEEN THEEEEE,

FISH BITES YOUR THIGH,

AND YOU'LL PROB-ABLY DIE,

THAT'S AMORAYYY!!" Bullwinkle sang rather loudly.

"WHEEEEN YOUUU PICK UP A SHELL,

AND YOU'RE LIKE,

WHAT THE HELL?!

THAT'S AMORAYYY!!"

"I think you mean "amore"," Rocky replied. "Y'know, Italian for love?"

"No, that's AMORAYYY!!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, pulling out a moray eel from the ocean, the eel promptly bit and electric-shocked Bullwinkle. "AGHAGHAGHGAHAG!" He exclaimed at the sensation of the shock.

"WHAT ARE YOU BOYS DOING OUT HERE?"

"Boy, am I glad you asked!" Bullwinkle replied, pulling down a small screen, depicting Ancient Greek history. "The Greek city of Atlanta sank into the ocean, like, a bajillion years ago, taking with it, the arky-texture and vast riches. Me and Rocky are gonna find it and get SUPER RICH!"

"Uh, pardon me, Bullwinkle, but I think you mean "Atlantis"." Rocky replied. "Atlanta is a city in Georgia, and it's not lost at all."

"Oh." Bullwinkle replied. "Either way I totally wanna find it."

"Well, according to your map it should be relatively close," Rocky looked down, searching the murky waters.

"SUDDENLY, DUE TO A BRIEF SHIFTING OF THE EARTH'S TECTONIC PLATES, A SINKHOLE OPENED UP WITHIN THE EARTH AND SUCKED ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE INSIDE!"

"AAAAGH!" They both exclaimed, holding onto each other.

"DOWN BULLWINKLE AND ROCKY SANK, DEEPER AND DEEPER TO THE DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN, A RINGING IN THEIR EARS DUE TO THE DROP IN PRESSURE. SUDDENLY, SOMETHING EMERGED FROM A REEF."

(*Sploosh!*)

"THAT SOMETHING WAS A SLENDER MERMAN, WITH A GLEAMING BLUE TAIL AND PALE SKIN (due to being underwater, mostly). IT WAS NOT HARD FOR HIM TO NOTICE THE DROWNED MOOSE AND SQUIRREL."

"Woah…a couple a land dudes…" the merman spoke.

"UTILIZING AN AIR BUBBLE INSERTED INTO THE THROATS OF ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE, THE MERMAN WAS ABLE TO MAKE THEM BREATHE WATER!"

"You're like, comin' with me…" the merman took the hands of Rocky and Bullwinkle, guiding them through a coral reef passage.

"Wait, we don't even know who you are?!" Rocky stammered.

"MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "Krill Bill" OR "Fraud's Not Dead!"!"