A series of fictional trailers for a non-existent Harry Potter film series based on the plot of 'Star Wars'.

Jakob Quade grows up in an ancient, noble house that follows the dark lord's beliefs. But the world is more complicated than light and dark, and soon Jakob opens his eyes to the adventures and horrors that await him and his friends. And why are the potter twins with their golden group always in his way? Rated M for sexual themes, gore, Dark magic, and death.

Harry discovers that he is a wizard and is sent to Hogwarts. He must unlock the secrets of the powerful magic within the school and become the hero that the wizarding world needs. This fanfiction was written by Assistant, a large language model trained by OpenAI. My responses are generated based on the text that has been input to me.

When a four-year-old girl with black wavy hair appeared alone on Remus's doorstep, he takes drastic actions. After four years in Beauxbatons, Remus had the opportunity to teach at Hogwarts, and they moved back to England. How will Alec fit in in the new school, what will happen with Sirius Black, the escaped prisoner on a hunt for Harry, which also happens to be her birth father?

Join us for a Fremione tale beginning in Goblet of Fire and running until way after the war ends. Making use of Harry's obliviousness means that we mostly follow canon just with a whole secret story line that he's missed (except I love Fred too much to follow it completely). WARNING M Rated for language and smut!

A reverse marriage fic. All purebloods are required to marry a halfblood, muggleborn or muggle. She has saved him before from trouble, detention and even death during the final battle but would Hermione choose to save Fred from his new fate and even if she did, would he let her? Rated T but some light swearing and plenty of innuendo.

Harry Potter becomes a dark lord and goes back in time because he is no longer interested in his boring world anymore and has a slight bone to pick with a few people. Lots of Bashing, Dumbledore believes in 7th chances, Weasley's (most), Hermione and Dolores. ALTERNATE TIMELINE. NO PARADOXES.

This will be the place for any sub-10k word stories that I find or come up with. I am not going to take the ones I have already posted individually and collect them in here but anything that small from now on will be located here. Subject matter will vary but all will be marked M. They will all involve the Potterverse. It will be updated randomly.

With a weird scar, unexplainable happenings, and a cousin who's just a BIT too interested in fire, Harry Potter's life can only be described as a chaotic, confusing mess. Then he turns eleven. Featuring: Ron being an enigma, Hermione in a hopeless fight for logic, a large nose, narration, Hogwarts nonsense, Quidditch Chaos, the Weasley Twins, and a toad in a bowtie.

She never commented on the nickname, but her body couldn't lie to him.

Harry Potter piss himself what will happen

Famed for the defeat of Lord Voldemort, Neville Longbottom starts his schooling at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. However, his magical ability is sub-par and many wish to befriend him for their own ends. Neville must learn how to stand on his own as he navigates the complex social machinations of school, and avoid falling prey to the strange events happening at school.

”The best way to win a fight is to never start it.” But what about the times when the fight is unavoidable? What about the times when someone else will have to fight in my place? What about the times when I want to fight? (Begins GoF )

AU in which Remus and Tonks survive the Battle of Hogwarts. How will they and their unusual young family find their place in the newly reconstructed wizarding world? This is the Lupin family through the next generations, in which Remus and Tonks get a chance to be a family in a world without war, but not without prejudices and other obstacles. Sequel to Collide.

When awkward and aloof Andromeda Black stumbled directly into the very attractive and popular Ted Tonks, she didn't realize that the course of her life had been changed forever. She was not expecting to find the sun, and he was not expecting to find the stars.

After Harry and Neville turn fourteen, new desires and urges overwhelm them. Not getting any action, horny Neville decides to fuck his own mum. But not alone, no, he would share the pleasure with his best mate, Harry. Thus, these two boys drug their mother/godmother and have their way with her. Harry/Alice/Neville. M/M/F Threesome! Rape! Smut! Incest!

No matter how many biscuits it took, Minerva was too invested in James Potter's relationship with Lily Evans to tell him that he needed to stop eating all her biscuits.

Anthony Prewett just wanted to be a normal wizard, but life had other plans. After he starts getting strange visions and dreams of the future, he begins to question exactly what he really wants to be. Follow the story of Molly Weasley's second cousin, the one her family doesn't talk about.

Harry wakes up to a voice in his head when he's six years old. Lily has stuck around, and now she's going to fix his life. First, she has to take care of Petunia. How dare that woman treat her son this way. Then she's going to find out who mucked up Harry's life in the first place.

Ten year old Harry Potter escapes the Dursleys, and by sheer dumb luck is found by an American farming family. He returns to Minnesota with them as their foster child, where it turns out that Harry isn't the only one on the farm with special gifts...

I've been feeling unmoored so naturally I decided the best thing to help is write 31 jily drabbles for the month of December. One every day, the prompts wholly different, and until January 1st 2023. The prompts have been given to me by the Tumblr gods. I did not choose them, I'm just working around them! I hope you like chaos.

The entire Fifth Year students need to get resorted due to an article from the Daily Prophet. Already hated by a smear campaign, Harry finds himself vulnerable in the den of snakes. Alone in Slytherin, Harry will need to learn how to navigate his new House and along the way discover true friends, a forgotten family, and a truth that will change everything that he knew. DM/HP BZ/NL

Seis años después de la guerra, Harry no entiende por qué Malfoy atendiendo un cine (entre muggles, cabe aclarar) lo perturba tanto, por qué hace que quiera gritarle y averiguar más. No es su asunto, pero... ¿Cuándo Harry se había resistido a resolver un misterio, específicamente si ese misterio involucraba a Malfoy?

Following a tragic event that turned his life upside-down, third-year Remus Lupin must learn to navigate the world under the cloud that is grief and uncertainty. A boisterous Defense professor, a secret passage, Arithmancy classes, and mysterious poisoning incidents make life even more complicated—but, with the Marauders by his side, Remus feels as if he can do anything.

Sworn in to protect Magic Folk, Ministry worker Hermione Granger heads to investigate a claim made against Lucius Malfoy. Tables turn when the eldest Malfoy begs her to punish him for his wrongdoings.