(contains slash and sexual language/ dirty talk. don't want, don't read.)

It was a lazy summer afternoon at the burrow.

Harry and the Weasley family retired to their rooms after a delicious lunch prepared by Mrs.Weasley.

Ginny was bored out of her mind, and had tagged along with Fred and George in hopes of an adventure.

Well as much of an adventure you could have in a remote area I guess.

Fred suggested the idea of pranking Harry and Ron, they went to the twins room to pick up some glitter bombs.

When Ginny went to open the door a moan was heard from inside, followed by harsh thumps.

All 3 of them quickly looked at each other and shuffled closer to the floor, kneeling down and pressing their ears on the door.

"Ahhh, fuck, fuck, yes just like that, oh, Ron fuck me harder." Harry groaned out.

Fred, George and Ginny's eyes widened and their faces flush.

"Oh, Harry, oh my god, shit you are so damn hot. You are squeezing me so good baby. I am going to fuck you so hard, you won't be able to walk straight." This followed by faster and harder thumping sounds and more curse words.

The trio outside the door were whispering between themselves,

"What the shit is that."

"Harry and Ron are together???"

"Oh my god."

Fred and George suddenly grinned evilly. "You know what dear sister,-"

"I think we should barge in and catch them in act. What do you say."

"Guys, no, they are literally screwing each other and i really don't want to see either of their bits and bobs." Ginny finished with a shudder.

"But we get to see Harry's cute little arse, so we are going to do it either way."

With that Fred opened the door before Ginny could protest, and shouted out "A ha caught you both."

When they looked at the bed they were met with the sight that none of them never imagined would lie behind the door.

Harry and Ron were fully clothed, with a quaffle in Ron's hands and both of them laughing so hard they were clutching their stomach.

"You're not having sex." Chorused 3 voices.

"Very good observation guys. 10 points to Gryffindor." Harry choked out.

Ron started giggling harder at that, then calmed down after a couple minutes.

"Did you really think we didn't hear you guys talking in the hallway. We made up a plan to fool you guys and it worked like a charm." Ron said with a slight smirk in his face.

"Seriously though, we were getting a little hot out there just by hearing you both." Fred spoke after understanding the situation.

George and Ginny nodded in agreement.

"Well, I guess this would be a good time to come out and say that me and Ron are a couple." Harry nonchalantly spoke out, all the while him and Ron edging out of the Room.

"WHAT????"

This was followed by gleeful laughing echoing throughout the house.