Disclaimer: First Chapter
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Middle of a city.

"Greaaaat, I have no idea where I am or what I'm suppose to do." Naruto stated to himself as he crossed his arms. He stood out like a sore thumb with the clothes that he came to this world with, so he might need to get a change of clothes. Naruto looked around and saw that the world seemed to be far behind his own when it came to tech, and the houses were built differently with the same situation being for the buildings.

It was like a magical, old fashioned city.

Cool.

Still, since he wasn't great with tech anyway he would fit in just fine in this world that had a lot less tech to confuse him. Aqua compared this world to a video game, but he had never played a video game in his life so he still didn't know exactly what he needed to do.

"Come on man, remember what everyone talked about in school when they mentioned video games like this..." Naruto started to walk, just because staying still was going to get him nothing. Naruto could remember people always talking about annoying ass tutorial levels in video games, and stuff that they were always required to do in this RPG-type settings.

...

An Adventure's Guild, or a Merc's Guild, something like that was where he needed to visit. Naruto looked in his pockets, and sighed when he realized that he had no money to do anything. It would seem that Aqua didn't start him out with any money, and though he could read the language that was on the signs, he was greatly annoyed by the fact that there was a chance he would have to make some money before he could even become an adventurer.

"LOOK OUT!"

Naruto got hit by a horse drawn carraige, that continued as the people of the town looked at him with a massive horse print on his back. Then the carraige itself ran him over, and he was flipped over onto his back. Naruto had a deep cut across his throat that was freely bleeding onto the ground around him.

Within moments, his slit throat (from the wheel of the carraige) sealed itself up.

"... Ow..." Naruto deadpanned as he sat up.

Naruto picked Regeneration as his Perk for being reborn into this world, the ability that he believed would be most useful to him. Considering that if he had this ability in his previous world, he would have survived what happened to him. Naruto shook himself off and stretched his limbs, since he had been given almost no warning before he had been run over.

"That hurt, so I can Regenerate, but I still feel pain? That sucks." Naruto was really glad he had picked the skill that he did. It was a Passive Skill that started to work the second that he got injured, and it required no magic to use either. He would heal from nearly anything, at least that was how the skill was presented to him in the magazine.

Regeneration would be nice for a durable guy like him.

Nearly perfect Regeneration with only a single weakness, able to regenerate all damage done to him caused by anything from blades, to acids, and even curses. Naruto wasn't going to tell anyone the weakness of the Regeneration, at least until he had a way to get around it.

"What are you people staring at!?" Naruto shouted when he noticed people giving him shocked looks. He got enough stares for how he died in his last life, he didn't need anymore like that.

"Sir! With a skill like that, you should become an adventurer! Here, take this, it's the fee to go apply! With a great skill like that, you could-"

-At the Adventurer's Guild Later-

Cheers.

"Oh... oh my GODDESS! These stats are unreal, you have both high defense AND offense, and you're vitality can't be measured... you're luck stat is in the negatives and your intelligence is only slightly above average-" Naruto heard the guild woman start to describe his stats, and he looked around the area.

He was stupid, and if HE was above average when he was considered an idiot back in his world, then the people of this world just had to be way below average intelligence by the standards of his world. Then again, she did saw he was only slightly above average, which was fine for him either way since he didn't about his intelligence stat.

His luck stat was in the negatives?

That was possible!?

"I've never seen a person who could become literally any class, and I've never seen a vitality stat that couldn't be measured. You could become any class you wanted to! Even the Advanced classes!"

"... I don't know what all these jobs are." Naruto deadpanned to himself.

None of these appealed to him, and since he never played video games, he had no clue what job would fit him best. The Magic user and Cleric jobs didn't seem like a great fit for him, the Fighter Jobs were nice too, but he didn't know the differences between them.

"Well, I don't suggest the Rogue classes since they depend on luck a LOT. Might I suggest Arch-Wizard or Berserker? Those are two advanced classes you could join very easily."

"... Sure... I guess Berserker sounds fine." Naruto stated as he pressed the thing on his ID... stat... profile card or whatever it was. Naruto changed his class from Nothing to Berserker, and shrugged his shoulders as he put the card away. "What does a Berserker do exactly?" Naruto asked, since he literally had no knowledge on any of this.

"Well, Berserkers deal more and take more damage with their skills, and their skills are mostly passive ones. They take more damage, but they have a lot of skills to boost their power and defense... oh, and they can activate rage skills."

Naruto didn't understand a single thing that had been said to him, other than the fact he would do more damage and take more damage when it came to fighting. He sighed to himself as he realized he might have picked the best job for him by complete mistake, but at the same time he picked the job he would have loved to avoid picking.

"Would you like some suggestions on teams? Since you're a Berserker, I think a Cleric or Wizard class would go well with you, to cover for your magical weakness... or a Rogue class member."

"Thanks, but I've got some people I have to find. Have you ever heard of anyone called Kushina Uzumaki or Minato Namikaze... or maybe Kushina Namikaze and Minato, or Minato Uzumaki depending on who took whose name." Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow. That was the real reason he came to this world, in order to find his parents and meet up with them.

The front counter girl blinked.

"Oh, they died earlier today."

...

"... Of course... of... fucking... course." Naruto palmed his face. Now he needed to defeat the Demon Lord for no other reason than to go back to Aqua with enough power to rip her down from her throne and shove his fist so deep into her ass that she would become his literal meat puppet. There was no way that she didn't know about this ahead of time, that his parents had died in this world the literal same day that they died in his world.

In his world, they died on his birthday.

In THIS world they STILL died on his birthday, and that sucked some serious ass for him to have to come to terms with the fact his parents have now died on his birthday twice. Once when he was born, and once more 17 years later.

- Three Days / 4 Adventure Parties / 2 Blood Rages Later -

"Sorry... but we just can't keep up with you... and you can't tell friend from foe when you fight."

Naruto was covered in the blood and guts of goblins after his most recent blood rage, and the party that had invited him to join them, had injures from where they had to fight him. His Blood Rage apparently didn't end until he took enough damage, his enemies were slain, or certain things were cast on him. He had yet to kill his party members, but whenever one got too close to him when he was fighting, he would kick or punch them.

"We're really sorry, but none of us are Arch Priests or Arch Wizards, so we can't afford to have a Berserker go into a rage with us around."

"Yeah, I completely understand." Naruto stated with a nod of his head. Naruto had to rub the back of his head, since this would be the fourth Adventure Party that he was being kicked out of. At this rate, nobody was going to want to party up with him anymore. "Hindsight is 20/20, I really should have picked something else." Naruto crossed his arms as the party turned and started to walk away from him.

Great, now he was going to have to sleep in the stables with the horses again tonight, since unless he could party up he was going to be stuck doing nothing but the lowest of low level quests. Whatever weapons he used broke, and his clothes were constantly being ripped to shreds so he constantly had to use his Quest money to buy more clothes, fix his sword and axe or whatever weapon he was using at the time.

He was a long way from achieving his new goal in life.

Kill the Demon Lord.
Mentally preare himself to shove his fist up Aqua's ass and wave her around like a fucking flag until she cried.
Then die and anally fist Aqua so that he could DRAG her ass into the afterlife with him.

The Demon Lord was just a stepping stone to his ultimate plan.

Chapter End!
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