Chapter 2: rabbids against beacon
"I eh, you see, there was this thing and eh, technically it was there fault!" ruby stuttered as she quickly began to panic under ozpins gaze.
Ozpin glanced down at the peculiar creatures in front of him, looking at them ozpin rather doubted they had the intelligence to cause this much mayhem, but he was not a man to jump to assumptions. Still, it was an issue that needed to be addressed as he was still unsure of how they had managed to gain access to beacon academy at all.
Ozpin signed, this was going to be a long day
"Ruby rose, you and these small creatures shall accompany me to my office where we shall talk about this further" his tone leaving no room for question
Ruby sullenly got out of the cart, things were going so well before and now her team was going to be so mad at her for getting into all this trouble. The scolding from both yang and Weiss will be unbearable that much she knew
Having not only just noticed that ruby had left the cart but that she was incredibly upset at the scolding she was receiving instantly caused the rabbids to scramble after her. Tipping over the cart they followed in the hopes of cheering ruby up once again.
"bweh bweh" one tried patting her affectionately on the leg, when that didn't work, they just kept trying.
Ruby and ozpin trudged steadily back to his office while the rabbids tried everything they could think of from pretending to be a chicken to burping continuously.
The more they continued though, the more embarrassed and worried ruby became by their behavior as well as ozpins opinion of them decreased. Keeping an eye on them ozpin noticed their fascination for ruby but kept his observation to himself.
Naturally, the rabbids were becoming bored with this situation and where beginning to search for something new to do. One of the rabbids hit the leader around the head "bweh bweh bweh" he shouted angrily. This wasn't what they were supposed to be doing, they were wasting time instead of searching the school, its why they made the cart in the first place.
"bweh Bweh" waving his hands indicating he understood but wasn't happy about it
Turning around all 4 rabbids made to wander off to somewhere more interesting
Just as the rabbids were about to leave the rabbids began to levitate much to their giggling amusement "bweh bweh hahaha"
"and where do you think you're going? I suggest we place these miscreants in one of the side offices ozpin" Glinda goodwitch greeted with her riding crop aimed at the floating rabbids
"thank you, Glinda, that will be there useful" nodding in appreciation
Roaring in annoyance as they were taken to the office next door they were quickly dumped and locked within the office. Banging on the doors the rabbids found themselves completely locked in.
The rabbids were left in deep thought or as much thought as they can considering.
This grumpy man had appeared and was ruining all of their fun as well as upsetting their new friend but at the same time, that riding crop had managed to make them move somehow. The rabbid leader thought about this, before having the what he considered the best idea he ever had. If this man was the problem, they simply had to get rid of him as well as obtain that riding crop, it couldn't be that difficult.
Relaying the plan to the others the rabbids began to prepare themselves for battle.
Grabbing whatever they could find furniture was dismantled, curtains were torn apart and plungers from the nearby bathroom stolen.
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Sitting at his desk ozpin gave ruby a stern gaze "what do you think you were doing? I excepted better from the leader of team ruby, someone could have been injured"
"at the very least it is unfitting of a student of beacon" goodwitch added for good measure.
Pulling the hem of her skirt ruby twisted nervously "I'm sorry professor ozpin, I didn't believe the cart could move than a few feet, I didn't mean for It to happen when they suggested it"
Ozpin poured himself another cup of coffee, grateful to replace the one he lost earlier "that may be so, but it doesn't excuse what happened. You said these rabbids where the cause for all this?"
Nodding viscously "eh yeah, they built the cart and well there very…. odd"
Gathering information on these rabbids was important as there were increasing reports of these rabbids being seen throughout all of remnant from some unknown source.
Right now, he needed to know just how much of a threat to people's safety they truly were
"any idea where they're from? What hey are after? Anything detail they may have done will be useful"
Ruby gave this some thought "well not really, they seem a little dopey but apart from that…. Well they seemed to really like my eyes for some reason but beyond that"
Ozpin and Glinda shared a look of concern that went unnoticed by ruby. Silver eyed people were always at risk and a sudden interest by some unknown group was worrisome.
"ruby, right now ….."
BANG
Bursting through the office door was all four rabbits riding a makeshift catapult made of duct tape and furniture.
Reading themselves for battle ozpin, Glinda and ruby couldn't help but notice that three of the rabbids were now wearing makeshift outfits that looked similar to their own right down to the minor details.
Ozpin rabbid swirled his cup of water before taking a sip "bweh bweh" his green scarf muffling his voice while he tried to look overly sophisticated.
Ozpin stared
They all stared
…
….
This was the stupidest thing they had ever seen
How did they even make those? And ozpin did NOT act like that!
Taking the silence as the que they fired the leader rabbid straight from the catapult at Glinda and rushed to battle
(RWBY season 1 theme song begins to blare throughout the office)
(They see you as small and helpless
They see you as just a child)
"BBBWWWWWEEEEEHHHHHH" screaming he headbutted Glinda before bouncing off.
Glinda stumbled, her head throbbing at the attack before lifting the rabbid up and throwing him back across the room screaming.
(Surprise when they find out that a warrior will soon run wild
Prepare for your greatest moments)
Rabbid ozpin rushed ozpin and hit him on the shins with what ozpin noticed was one of his own coffee mugs. Wincing in pain at the repeated attacks he activated his aura and kicked the rabbid not rather gently.
"BBBBWWEEEEHHH"
That was rather satisficing and that meant was one at least taken take care off
(Prepare for your finest hour
The dream that you've always dreamed is
Suddenly about to flower)
Ruby wasn't fairing as well on her own as her desire not to hurt the ruby rabbid left her with little options. Hitting ruby frantically with a toy scythe ruby rabbid made swooshing noises with each hit though the attacks were actually rather strong and would have left many bruises if not for her aura.
Throwing a bunch of petals in ruby's face the rabbid used the opportunity to hit ruby rather hard on her leg.
Annoyance flared throughout ruby resulting in ruby to spin rapidly, creating a swirling cloud of roses that made a whirlwind that lifted the rabbid into the air before throwing her across the room with the others.
(We are lightning
Straying from the thunder
Miracles of ancient wonder)
Glinda rabbid had used the distraction to grab hold of Glinda's riding crop and was refusing to let go, hitting Glinda on the hand with her own much to her annoyance.
"let go the infuriating brat!"
"bweh bweh!"
To their surprise, the other rabbids had returned and appeared completely unharmed. They should have been incapacitated for hours but it appears they were more resilient than expected.
Ozpins eyes narrowed, how interesting
(This will be the day we've waited for
This will be the day we open up the door)
Jumping onto the catapult the rabbids launched themselves and the catapult once again at Glinda and Ozpin. Just as they were about to make contact Glinda and ozpin sidestepped out of the way, the catapult hit Glinda rabbid causing her to join the others on the moving catapult.
Forward.
Past the professors
Straight through the office window.
"BBBBBBBWWWWWWEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH"
(I don't wanna hear your absooooollllllluuuuu…)
Ruby, ozpin and Glinda rushed to the window to see the rabbids hitting every rock and tree down the bottom of the tower.
"bweh bweh!" angry yells were heard
"see, I told you it was there fault" ruby pointed frantically
Ozpin looked at his destroyed office, broken walls and desk lay everywhere and if the catapult and clothes were any indicator so was another one.
Ozpins eye twitched, this was going to be a real pain
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Hey, hoped you liked this chapter. Thought it would be an interesting idea to see the rabbids fighting a little. Thinking of moving to other rabbids and more how they annoy certain characters in later chapters. Say what you would like personally in the polls and reviews.