C is for the criminals who never seem to rest
H is for my partner, Hutch, the bestest of the best
R is red for Rudolph's nose and my beautiful fast car
I is my imagination, thoughts of family afar
S is for my Star of David perched upon the dash
T is for the jangling tills devouring people's cash
M is Merry Christmas greetings shouted at day's end
A allowing Hutch to moan (I know you well, my friend)
S is singing Christmas songs as loudly as can be,
anticipating presents underneath my Christmas tree.