AN- Really really short but thought it might be a funny short while keeping my pregnancy motif going. Language is kind of gross so I wouldn't recommend reading if this makes you uncomfortable
"Mommy? Where do babies come from?"
Wanda nearly choked in her coffee as Cassia stared innocently from across the table. Her pink eyes moved frantically looking for Cosmo, but sadly, she heard the water dropping in the bathroom and knowing him, he wouldn't be out for a good 20 mins, not to mention everything he does to make himself pretty.
"I..uh...why do you wanna know, Baby?"
"Bongo says that babies come from shooting stars if someone wants a baby? Did I come from a star, mommy?"
"I...uh...well..kind of. See, you didn't come falling from the sky but you're right about mommy and daddy wanting you."
"But then how am I here? Where did I come from? And why does daddy have those airplane stickers in the bathroom?"
"What airplane stickers?"
"You know, airplane stickers! They come out of those pink wrappers?"
"Cassia, how many times have I told you not to go through our things?", Wanda asked, though trying hard not to laugh. If Cosmo had heard any of this, he wouldn't find it funny. He was rather sensitive about the topic, especially around the 3rd week of the months when he getting close to "riding the cotton horse"
"I didn't! It was on the counter! Daddy forgot to put them up, yesterday."
"Oh..well, just don't touch those anymore. They're not toys, dear.", Wanda sighed, "You'll learn about them when you're older, Cassia."
"But Mommy! Where do I come from? Do the airplane stickers got something to do with it?"
"Eh..well, when a mommy and daddy want a baby, they..uh..they have a really REALLY tight hug together before they go to sleep. Then, if we work hard and wish for it hard enough, the mommy and daddy eventually have a baby after three months."
"Soo..how'd I get here then? Did I come out of you, Mommy?"
"Uh...close...I- you know what, I think I just heard your father leave the bathroom. Why don't you ask him? Believe me, he's a lot more experienced that I am.
Wanda quickly got up to clean her mug, staring straight ahead at the kitchen window until she knew Cassia had left to go talk to Cosmo.
"Daddy? Where do babies come from?"
"W-Woah! Turn around, Cassia! I don't have a shirt on,", Cosmo shouted, covering his chest until Cassia turned away, allowing him to poof into his usual white shirt and tie, "Now, what'd you say?"
"Where do babies come from?"
"Uh...well...you come from a mommy and daddy, of course. Why?"
"I dunno. I was just wondering? Do you use those airplane stickers when you want a baby?"
"I...No sweetie...uh, you don't need to be touching those anyways. Those are daddy's."
"Why? I thought you were supposed to share!"
"Uh..you'll get it when your older but they're not something you want, believe me. They're not as fun as they seem.". Cosmo said, before his face winced a bit, grabbing his stomach.
"Daddy? Are you hungry again?"
"No sweetie, just some cramps, that's all."
"Does that mean a baby's coming out?"
"No Cassia, it doesn't. Uh..well..if you really want to know, you come out of a mommy and a daddy, and they have to have a very special hug in order to have a baby. Mommy and I hadn't done that since you were born."
"Oh...so, no baby?
"No baby?"
"How am I here?"
"Y-You know what, I think that's good on the questions, sweetheart. Now, let daddy finish getting dressed, ok?"