Hey, here is King Spike Rules here and this is the next chapter to Total Drama: Lewdonculous contestants head off to a new country were they had to figure out what they should do as more things begin to form.
Episode 4: Jerking Around.
"Welcome back to the Lewdonculous Race where our teams will be heading out in one of these three cargo ships on where they finished in the last race." Don explained with Eli and Ange standing by the Don Box, hitting the botton and they got their clue.
"Jamaica?" Eli said out loud.
"Yup, contestants are heading to Jamaica where Ragga was invented, they like spicy foods, and it's just really great to just relax with stuff." Eli was looking it over when Yumi looking over his shoulder, pressing her large breasts into his back and blush fromed on Eli's face while Ange huffed, but her eyes never left Yumi's form against Eli.
"Yeah, that what it says." Yumi said smiling with Toshi looked at her while recording it as he walked up.
"Let head in and get a good seat before the others join in." he said smiling, showing off a smile as Ange blushed and both of the Amish were all red as both teams headed on into the cargo ship for the first third of the racers.
"Me and Toshi have decided it's time to start the real reason we formed this alliance." Yumi said smirking at the camera.
"Yup, time to start making the videos." Toshi said holding a camera and a grin forming on his face, "Let's start flirting with those two."
"Jamaica, never been there before." Dakota said looking at the clue and they both on to their plain while Team Everest stood by next with an annoyed look on Marie's face.
"I can't believe we're in fourth place, this is unacceptable." Marie said her hands tightly around her ample chest while huffing.
"Don't worry, we're still going to win this." Josh said smiling as Marie looked over to him.
"You always know how to make me feel better." she said sighing while looking at him with bedroom eyes.
"Yeah, we're on the first plane." Jess said excited while Cora smirked wide.
"Yeah, thanks to my wind breaking wrestling style." Cora said farting again while Jess held her nose heading into the plane while Beautiful Blondes right behind them.
"This is great, let's get going." Bridgette said as she and Lindsey both got on the plane which took off with the other teams having to wait for their own plane to head on to Jamaica. Bonnibel was sitting with Lukas as they were waiting around when the Skater Girls walked up to them.
"Fealing better from yesterday?" Sabrina asked looking at her with Cana standing by looking around while Xander was watching from a few feet as he let out a long sigh slipping a bag of chips he snack and began to eat it while hanging his head down.
"Yeah, but I don't like the idea of him being on the same plane as those two." Bonnibel said taking out the same brand as Xander's and began to eat them, "Their just some health food chomping jerks who called me short."
"Wait, did they call you short?" Lukas asked out loud a question popping over his head and the three looked at him.
"Lukas, who's side are you on?" Bonnibel asked her looked at them confused at what he had done and then hung his head down stopping his talking.
On the first plane, Eli was looking around the large space area when he felt something soft against his arm and he turned to see Yumi pushed against him.
"I have to say, your a great stronge man back in the second challenge." she said giving him a sweet smile and he blushed when he saw how she was acting around him.
"B-but I was just trying my best." he said looking at her, but his eyes couldn't stop staring at her impressive cleage as he stared at her chest.
"Oh, but you are really strong." she said wrapping her arms around his and pulled it into a hug as he looked away blushing more as he felt her soft flesh against his arm. Ange watched and was shocked but before she could do anything, Toshi was sitting next to her.
"You seem tired, why not rest." he said offering her his abs as she blushed, but looked back at Eli before laying her head down on his chest and felt his arms inclose her as she blushed covered her face while Cora rested with her own head resting on Jess stomach who looked down at her smiled with her hand resting on her belly.
The second plane was already in the air with the last set of teams waiting for their own plane. Bonnibel continued to eat her chips while Lukas was reading a book as she let out a long sigh.
"WHat's the matter?" he asked not looking up from his book and flipping through his book.
"The Skater Girls are on the other plane." she said looking at him.
"So?" he asked confused and looked at her as he wanted to see what she meant.
"And we're on a plane with those guys." she pointed to Team Jersey acting like asses while Lightning worked out with a few weights with Jackson. "We on a plane with a bunch of meat heads."
"I wonder where Xander is?" Lukas said looking around the area and not seeing one half of the Gym Buddies.
"Who cares, i hate him more then the others." she said finishing her bag of chips and taking out one of her mangas, reading the contents while Xander was behind a tent having finished his own snack, and was in the middle of reading a book as he chuckled.
The second plane was far now as the teams worked on what they would be doing in the middle of the race. Drew and Viola looked around at the other teams with a long sigh escaping her lips.
"I hate that we went from first to tenth." she said her arms crossed and a long sigh escaping her lips, "but we need to stay focus on getting ahead of the other in the next race."
"Yeah, we're going to show them how much you don't mess with New Yorkers." he said smiling at the camera while she looked at him with an annoyed look on her face.
Devin was sitting cross legged looking around while he was playing his guitar and humming along with Asher looked around at the rest of the teams while he was relax. Across from them was the Fast and Fury each of them working on what they should do in the next leg of the rac.e
"We are the perfect team, Ayrton here can race us past anyone on cars and I can out run anyone else on my feet." Bolton said smirking.
"Yeah, we can handle anything they put us up against." Ayrton added as they high fived.
Brooke and Valerie were in each others arms as they kissed, holding each other as the Brothers Metalist were sitting near by with banging their heads to the music to their head phones.
The first cargo plane landed on the airport of Jamaica and the first six teams stormed off it, heading for the front of the building where the Don Box was at. Pushing and shoving allowed Team Everest to get to the box fist, having Marie grabbing the note.
"It's a Batch or Watch." she said readign it out loud.
"That's right, the player who did not wrestle in Mongolia will have to run to a beach and jump into shark infested waters to collect a steel drum. Once they have it, they will give it to a local band and then get their next clue." Don had explained while the teams began to run towards the beach.
"Do you think their really sharks in there?" Eli asked a little nerves for Ange who looked at him confused.
"Why? You worried about me or hoping there are?" she asked him as they were running together with the Japanese Heartthrobs watchign with grins on their faces.
"What do you mean?" he asked confused looking at her but she just huffed and ran along with him and ignored the rest of his questions, making him even more confused then before.
"This is getting really fun." Yumi said grinning and looking at the camera.
"Yup, and then we can move on to the next step much sooner then I thought." Toshi said flashing a perfect smile looking at the camera.
"There's the beach." Marie yelled out loud and ran straight into one of the changing rooms with Ange, Toshi, Dreston, Jess, and Bridgette following in that order to get changed into their swim suits. Toshi was the first to hop out with his abs glistening in the sun along with a smile on his face while he was wearing a speedo.
"Whoa, you look as good as Justin." Lindsey said smiling looking at him as even Cora had to think he was really good looking and the others looked at him from the changing area.
"I have been told I have a perfect body and I love to show off my guns." he said flexing with his shirt off in the booth as Yumi looked at him giggling.
"We both know what we have to do for our fun." she added looking around and pushign her ample chest to show off their size.
Next was Bridgette in a tight green bikini, gaining stares from every one, and a glare from marie who stepped out with her bust being smaller then hers. Marie let out a huff before charging towards the ocean with the others following to get in the water.
As the first contestants headed into the water to collect their drums, the second plane landed with a thud and the otehr teams raced on towards the Don Box with Bolton pushing past the others with his speed and getting to the box first.
"Whoa, this sounds super dangerous." he said reading it and headed on towards the beach with the rest of them following as they could see the other teams were already in the water. With every one doing a quick change into their swim suits, more teams stormed the water with Lance slowly walking out.
"Dude, you're still wearing you sunglasses." Josh said confused looking at him.
"I need them to see." he said point to them and walked towards the beach when he stopped in his tracks, sweat running down his face when he saw Cora yelling at the water. A loud gulp called forth her attention and she turned to look at him.
"What's your deal head banger?" Cora yelled out Lance who just stood there silent for a few moments sweat forming on his face before Leon pushed his brother on to help him in the ocean. "Hey, what's his deal?" Cora asked a little confused and wondering what he was doing as Lance turned to look at her.
"He's scared of girls and he freaks out when he's near them." Leon pointed out looking at her and Cora getting even more confused while she resumed to called out to Jess to hurry up. Ange was struggling in her diving for the drums when Toshi popped up and offered her one while he held his own.
"Thanks. your awesome." she said smiling as he flashed her another smile and she swooned while a pair of sharks also did too, swimming around them to allowed them to head on towards shore as Marie was watchign with a annoyed look on her face.
"We need to push on more before we lose to those two teams again." she yelled out annoyed crossign her arms in front of her.
"We did get ahead of them in New York." Josh pointed out to try to calm her and she shot him an annoyed glare.
"But your partner needs to be perfect." she said.
"What?" he asked confused as she blushed.
"Nothing." she turned back away from him, leavign him even more annoyed.
The final plane landed and the last teams rushed to catch up while the Amish came ashore with their drum as did Toshi from the Japanese Heartthrobs followed her. They gave their drums to the judge, who smiled and gave them the clue.
"We need to run across the beach until we reach Kingston Town for the next clue." Toshi yelled out and went into his changing room while Ange did the same while Yumi watched smiling to them. She moved closer and wrapped her arms around Eli.
"You really seem to be stressing a lot." she said pressing her bust against his back, allong him to feel their weight as he blushed deeper when Ange walked out.
"Ready to go, what?" she asked looking at them and she huffed, storming down the sand while Toshi walked up confused.
"Ange, wait." Eli yelled out reaching for her and allowing as the two stood their, grins wide as what ever they were planning was starting to get even more along with them as they followed the other team off to another challenge. As they left, the other teams continued to work on getting their drums while more stormed the water, but Lance was still having trouble as he swam around with needing to keep his glasses on and looking around in the water when Jackson popped out of the water with some drums.
"WOOOOOOOO, you got it man." Xander yelled out with his teammate swiming to shore with Viola, Bridgette, and Marie following as the race was getting along great.
"We're still in this, no more anything other then first place." Marie said grinning while looking at the camera.
"As long as we're not in the bottom, I'm good." Josh said smiling while Marie smiled at her brother.
The six teams continued to run along the beach with Team Everest slowly getting closer to the Amish and Japanese Heartthrobs as Marie pushed even harder to over take them before they blew past both teams getting to the Don Box at the end of the beach. Arriving, Josh hit the button and Marie took the clue.
"It's an all in. We have to eat Jerk chicken made from very spicy peppers." Marie read smiling as several large plates where placed on a table before them. Others teams ran up and they all got in line for the challenge
"Yup, they need to eat all their chicken and then bring the whole plate to me in the chill zone, and they better hurry for it their the last team might be going home." Don explained as the six teams moved on towards the large trays of chicken on them.
"They can't be that hot." Marie said looking at it as a drop of the souse dropped on a crab walking by and killed it as was set on fight.
"Fuck." the teams yelled out except the Amish as they stared at the anime in pain with all over them still looking at the tray nervously.
"That looks like heartburn from hell." Xander said feeling uneasy from the thought of eating it.
Back at the first chellenges, the teams continued to struggle to find a steel drum with Lance finally grabbing one from the bottom of the reef and started on to the shore while King-D popped up with his drum.
"Yeah, that my man." J-Man said smiling looking at him and cheering with his friend heading into the shore while Lance finished changing, and the brothers headed on out for the next challenge while Lukas struggled to pull his out from the reef.
"Yeah, you got this Leslie." Lightning cheered his teammate who finally pulled his drum up and headed on out before fin moved be hind, making every one gasp.
"Uh oh." Riley said out of concerned where Robin was still looking for her drum.
"What? It's just some friendly dolphin." Lightning said smiling when Leslie turned around to see a great white swimming towards him, yelling out loud made him swim faster then before and getting to shore as Lightning patted his back, "See, you did great."
"Dumbass." Leslie mumbled heading to the changing area as Team Jersey and Brother Metalist headed on out from there while Jess swam back with her drum, showing off her tone body as Cora smiled staring at her for amoment before turning away to hide her blushed.
"G-go get dressed." Cora said looking away still as Jess did with with Dresden, Robin, and Brooke all swimming in with their drums.
At the second challenge, most of the teams continued to look at the super hot food with nerves as they all saw what had happened to something touching the food. After a long wait, Bridgette took a deep breath and took a bite of her food.
"Oh, not as bad as chefs food." she said eating a few more bite with Lindsey following suite, eating away at the tray and getting a head start on the other teams.
"No way am I letting some big boobed bimbos out show me in front of my brother." Marie said crossing her arms in from of her and pushing her bust up to try to make it look bigger.
Marie took a big handful of the chicken and began to eat it as fast as she could while glaring at Beautiful Blondes while Josh helped to make sure they were not in trouble while the Gym Buddies and New Yorkers started while struggling as Japanese Heartthrobs and Amish worked to eat while Toshi struggled.
"I-it will ruin my perfect face if I eat any of this." he said looking at it while Yumi looked at the food and sighed as she started to eat while Eli saw them.
"I know we you might think, but they have helped us in the past and we need to help them." Eli said looking at the camera but he was really facing the wall while Ange sat next to him with the same smiled but nothing could be seen.
Eli looked at his plater with Ange having together eaten some of the food and he slipped over to the their friend.
"Hey, what are you doing?" Toshi asked looking at him when Eli took a few of the chicken and ate it while also eating some from both platers while they smiled, continued eating while hiding what Eli was doing with Ange keeping an eye out for anything that could see them while more teams got the second challenge.
"Sweet, Lightning needs more protain." Lightning yelled starting to eat the chicken super fast while Leslie stopped him.
"We both need to eat some or we get in trouble." he said taking a few bites while feeling the eat while Team Jersey began to eat as much of their chicken fast like lightning.
"After eating our grandma's chili, this stuff was nothing." J-Man said mocking mockingly.
"Yeah, this one is easy." King-D said mockingly with them both smiling.
In the second challenge, Lukas finally got his drum and moved back towards the shore while Botlen continued to look through for his as was Devin and Sabine headed on after him while Mary could see hers but just couldn't reach it with every thing she could before grabbing it and heading on up to continue the challenge.
At the second challenge, the Beautiful Blondes and Team Jersey were in first as they looked at each other while trying to finish their plater first when Dakota and Dresden saw the plater.
"One bite." he said taking hold of a piece and ate it, swallowing it hard and breathing heavy from the amount of heat as Dakota simply ate the rest instantly, looking at the other teams in shock as they headed on to the chill zone.
"Mutant stomach, i could swallow acid and not even get gas." Dakota said smiling looking at the camera as Dresden could to sweat form the amount he had to eat.
"G-good for you." she said breathing hard looking at her with sweat covering his whole face while falling back in a heap.
Dakota picked up her teammate and plater as she ran on out towards the Chill Zone while Team Jersey worked to nearing the end of the plater as the Japanese Heartthrobs finished there's with Eli's help and the four headed on out with Marie worked faster watching the final few teams head in to started the second challenge.
"Whooo, done." Xander yelled with him and Jackson heading out with Team Everest heading on after as Marie and the New Yorker's headed on next. The final teams looked at the platers and Bonnibel smirked, seeing the spice and began to eat it as fast as she cloud with Lucas watching and eating what little she could.
"I eat a lot of spicy snacks and I can handle that thanks to my special potato chips." she said smiling showing off the bag she was eat from earlier.
She continued to eat on all of it as Lukas watched while Fast and Furies were struggling as it was really hot as were the Pro Games barely able to get even a little in it as they were getting closer to the end as Beautiful Blondes finished their plater, heading on out with the Jocks hot on the trail.
Don was waiting at the Chill Zone sipping on a milk shack and watching as the first team ran up, which was Dakota and Dresden.
"Congrats Fashion Stars, your first." Don said smiling seeing Dresden breathing hard, "we have fresh milk shakes for you to calm the burn." Don said pointing to a table and Dresden ran over to it to chug it down. Dakota headed on to join her teammate when Team Jersey blazed past the carpet.
"Team Jersey, you made it second." Don said seeing the duo smile and celebrate when the next teams showed up. "Whoa there." Don said putting his hand up to the two teams, "Japanese Heartthrobs, you have a thirty minute time penalty.".
"What why?" Toshi asked confused.
"The challenge said for your team to eat all the chick on the planter, but Eli ate some so you didn't finish it properly." Don said and Eli looked sheepishly as looked at his teammate and his allies.
"Well then, we will stand here and not cross without them." Eli said sanding next to Yumi who giggled, and wrapped her arms around him to pull his arm into her bust. Gaining a blush from him.
"Move it!" a yell came out as Team Everest pushed past both teams and jumped onto the carpet.
"Team Everest, third." Don said as Marie was shocked at hearing that and she began to get mad.
"This game has to be rigged." she screamed storming off with Josh following her
At the second challenge, the Opposites finished their plater with both having trouble breathing and heading on towards the Chill Zone with The Lesbian, Skater Girls, Cheerleaders, and Brother's Metalist all running on off towards the Chill zone leaving a few more teams left as they all looked at each other. they saw they were getting close to getting kicked out and they resumed in eating as fast as they could. .
The Japanese Heartthrobs and the Amish continued to stand there waiting with the timer going down as the Gym Buddies ran up to the chill zone.
"Way togo guys, from last to fourth in one race." Don said making them both excited as Xander and Jackson high fived looking at the camera cheering when the Skater Girls had pushed past the other teams to slip by with the Cheerleaders stepping on the chill zone moments later. "Skater Girl, your fifth Cheerleaders sixth." Both teams cheered hearing that they were passing on to the next round.
At the second challenge, The Geek Squad finished their plater and headed on off tot he chill zone with the Jocks, Volleyballers, and New Yorker's all heading on with the Pro Gamers and Fas and Furies struggling the most with Zin and Win were nearly finished themselves.
At the chillzone, the timer was nearly up with the Opposites and Lesbians crossing the line with the Opposites moving a few inches faster.
"Opposites, your seventh and Lesbians, your eighth."
"Awesome." Valerie said hugging her girlfriend and kissed her as she kissed her back, holding her for a few moments before Don cleared his throat with the buzzer sounding.
"You time is over." Don said as the Japanese Heartthrobs walked past the two kissing, who stopped and headed on out to the chill zone while the Amish walked onto the rug, "Heartthrobs, your ninth and Amish, your tenth." Eli looked at them sheepishly and rubbed his arm.
"S-sorry we almost got you kicked off." he said looking at them.
"No biggy, we're still here." Toshi said walking on off towards the table while Yumi walked with him, "I think it's time to push up the game."
"Agreed, those two are purfect." she said smiling walking with her teammate with both of them grinning wider.
"Me and Yumi want to start to make this game, more fun." Toshi said smiling with Yumi grinning along with her teammate.
Lance and Leon stormed over the chill zone, both breathing hard with their faces beat red from the challenge they had to do.
"Brothers Metallist, your eleventh." Don said with both brother sighing as they walked tot he table with the Beautiful Blondes walking up to the scene, "What happened, you were doing so great in the second challenge, now your near the bottom at twelfth "
"W-what we thought was stronger stomachs from chef only made it hit us slower." Lindsey said as she and Bridgette headed on with the others while Marie watched them suffering, giving them a smirk as she felt better.
At the second challenge, Zin and Win finally finished their plater and headed on out with the Pro Gamers pulling themselve behind them with their own plater finished while Fast and Fury were looking at their plater being nearly empty, eating even faster then before.
Drew and Viola stepped onto the chill zone sweat running down their faces.
"New Yorkers, your thirteenth." Don said with them both sighing and heading on towards the Jock stepping over it too, "Jocks, your fourteenth." Don said with Lightning holding his stomach.
"H-hey, we're the John?" Lightning asked looking around nervously.
"Oh, their an out house over..." Don was cut off with Lightning storming off with his stomach in hand as the Volley Ballers made it with the Geek Squad joining them together on the chill zone, "Volleyballers, your fifteenth and sixteenth is to the Geek Squad."
"Man, still in the bottom." Bonnibel said heading towards the table with Lukas after her. Don turned to see the final three: Zin and Win, Pro Gamers, and Fast and Fury all running towards the chill zone, each trying to push past the other to get to the end when in the last moment, Zin and Win crossed the path first.
"Zin and Win, you are seventeenth and safe to continue." Don said frowning looking at the other two teams, "but. this challenge is a double elimination so, sorry but your both out of the race." Both teams looked shocked, seconds from being safe to the end where they both turned to headed out while Don looked, "What team will far next and who will win this race, find out next time."
TBC.
That is it for this chapter. I am sorry for the long wait, been going through a lot of things personally and I will try to do better. The next chapter will be special. Now, for the listings.
1. Fashion Stars.
2. Team Jersey.
3. Team Everest.
4. Gym Bubbies.
5. Skater Girls.
6. The Cheerleaders
7. The Opposites
8. The Lesbians
9. The Japanese Heartthrobs.
10. The Amish.
11. The Brothers Metalist.
12. Beautiful Blonds.
13. New Yorkers.
14. The Jocks.
15. The Volleyballers.
16. Geek Squad
17. Zin and Win.
18. Pro Gamers: Out.
19: Fast and Fury: Out.
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