Hey, fairy tail fans, and I'm here with another chapter in friendship, love, family, and the fairy tail—today's story is one of three that I plan on doing more. I've noticed this a lot, mostly for avatar and my hero academia, but I haven't seen any for fairy tail. if there are in let me know
Title: who broke it
Summary: a fairy tail version of the scene from parks and recreations a shame there aren't any of these on this archive(that I know of)
"So," Laxus asked, standing in front of Natsu, Gray, Cana, Kinana, Erza, and Mira, he let another breath as all stared at him, confused "who broke it?" he asked sternly in from them was his grandfather's favorite coffee maker which someone smashed. In pieces, "I'm not mad," he told them, "I just want to know."
everyone looked at each other as the air went silent 'who broke it' they all wondered as Natsu looked to the side
"I did it," Mira said " I broke it"
"No," Laxus stopped her "no, you didn't," he sighed as he turned to the fairy tail's most destructive wizard, "Natsu."
"don't look at me," the dragon slayer shouted, "look at Gray."
"what I didn't break it," Gray shouted.
"oh yeah," Natsu said, getting his face, "how did you know it was broken."
"cause it's right in front of us," he shouted back, "and it's broken."
"Suspicious," Natsu said, glaring at him.
"no, it isn't"
"Umm," Kinana said shyly, looking away. "I'm not sure if this matters, but I saw Cana by it last."
"Liar!" Cana shouted, "everyone knows I don't drink that crap," she told her
"oh yeah," Kinana asked, "Then why where you buy it earlier."
"cause, I just so happen to use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles," Cana told her, "everyone knows that, Kinana."
"oh yeah, sure," Kinana told her, "you were probably drunk again," she told her.
"what!"
"you heard me," she glared back.
"Okay, okay," Mira said, trying to calm everyone down, "let's not fight. I broke it, so just let me pay for it."
"No," Laxus boomed; he wasn't going to put up with her kindness today; he was getting to the bottom of this and was not taking any of this guild self-sacrifice tendency's "who broke it?"
"hey Laxus," Gray whispered. "Erza's been awfully quiet."
"Really! now"
"Yeah, really," Gray shouted
it was then that all hell broke loose as everyone started arguing over who broke it and why accusing each other as much as they could
"How could I think I could say something so horrible."
"you're the most destructive one here."
"I only drink Booze."
"yeah, well, you won't work anymore for a while."
"Please, let's not fight."
Laxus took this as his cue to leave as Freed meet him at the door; the pair walked out of the guild as Laxus had a smile on his face "so Freed asked," who actually broke it, you would be able to tell who"
"oh, that," Laxus said. "I broke it," he told him, shocking freed, "it burnt my hand, so I punched it."
"I see," Freed said, "why did you."
"logical ruse Freed," he told them, "by spreading this, it'll lead to a huge argument," he said, smiling. "I predict ten minutes from now; they'll be at each other's throats with war paint and a pig head on a stick."
"I see," Freed said
"Good," Laxus muttered, "it was getting a little chummy around here."
so what did you think, be sure to tell me your thoughts in the comments, and if you want to see more like this, also should I give parks and recreations a watch only reason I did this cause well I saw a fic about it (for my hero academia called who broke it? by ken lot) and saw a bunch of vids on YouTube so that the reason this fic exists now
until next time