So, here's another fic parody thing that I'm trying gout this time. It's based on Brooklyn 99, the cop comedy shows. This one will be different, as it will be multiple shots in fic. I originally would do the I want it that way was a scene but then decided why to stop there.
Title: Fairy tail 99
Summary: these were too short to be separate so enjoy
Both Natsu and Kagura stood in an interrogation room as five men stood in a room with numbers one through five, "so" Natsu asked as Kagura stood next to him nervously "do recognize any of these men" he asked her.
"I was hiding in the bathroom," Kagura admitted, "but I heard him," she told him, "I think he was signing the music at the bar."
"Really now," Natsu asked, "what was he singing."
"I think," Kagura said, placing a finger on her chin, "I want it that way," she told him.
"ahh," Natsu said, a devious smile appearing on his face, "backstreet boys, I'm familiar," he smiled as he turned "number one could you sing the opening to? I want it that way."
"Really," asked the man. His name was Erigor. He smiled at the opportunity, "okay, you are my fire."
"number two, keep it is going," Natsu asked
number two, better known as Cobra, looked confused but complied "the one desire."
"number 3."
"believe when I say," number 3 or Jose said, rolling his eyes. He was a man of action and didn't need to do any of this musical crap.
"number 4."
Number 4 or Angel smiled as she gleefully continued, "I want it that way," much like Natsu, she was remarkably familiar with this song and would gladly sign it. It also helped that her voice was a smooth as honey.
"tell me why," Natsu said, forgoing the fact that this was an investigation and getting too into the music.
"ain't nothing but a heartache."
"tell me why," Natsu shouted, tears forming in his eyes.
"ain't nothing but a mistake."
"now, number five."
"I never want to hear you say," he said in a smooth voice number five, better known as Jellal, effortlessly sang the song as a look of realization appeared on Kagura's face.
"I want it that way."
"man, literal chills," Natsu said, tears falling down his face.
"it was number five," Kagura told him, getting his attention "number five killed my brother," she said, a tad bit shaken.
"oh crap," Natsu said in shock. "I forgot about that part."
TV bleep noise
Natsu, Erza, Kinana, Macao, and Gray all sat in a group as Natsu stood above them "ladies and gentlemen, we are here to answer the age-old question."
"Yeah, what's Lisanna's deal? She single," Macao asked.
"what no, we're dating come on," Natsu told him "where here the answer the question of who here can give off the best impression on master Makarov" he is smiling as everyone looked interested in his plan "you will be judged on voice, body language, and overall lack of flair" he explained "we're all doing the same scenario, Gramps eating a marshmallow for the very first time" he smiled "let the Makarov challenge begin."
"Gray went first "what is the gluttons' monstrosity before me," he asked, holding a marshmallow in hand.
Erza went next, "the sugar in this is quite sweet," she said as people shook their heads; hanging her head, she went back to her seat.
Macao went next, taking a bit of his before making a strange giggle that made everyone tilt their heads "that your impression of gramps" Natsu asked.
"I can hear him doing that"
pushing him to the side, Kinana went next "looks like a sticky pillow," she said, holding it the sky trying to admire it
"I don't care for it," Natsu said in his Makarov voice, "classical music," he said, which made everyone laugh as Makarov approached behind them.
"what are you brats up to," he asked sternly.
"Master," Natsu said as everyone stopped "nothing," he quickly told him, "just eating some marshmallows," he admitted pulling gout the bag, "want some"
"marshedmallw," Makarov said as he gave the sweet a good squeeze before letting out a giggle, almost like the one Macao did earlier.
"I knew it."
TV Bleep noise
Lucy and Cana both sat at a table in the guild "guess what," Lucy said excitedly, "my dad's coming to town, and we're going out to dinner."
"why are you going to dinner with him," Cana asked, "you haven't seen him in 7 years," she told her, "what's with the sudden change of interest."
"he's a busy man," Lucy said, "he's the CEO of our family company."
"he has no sick days," Cana told her.
"Okay," Lucy said, tired of this, "what's your problem with my dad."
"I mean, come on, Lulu," Cana told her, "he abandoned you when you were seven," she told her, "and he's been letting us down ever since."
"us"
"I think of you as a sister Lucy," Cana said, getting all serious, "so he didn't just abandon you," she said, tears forming on her eyes s" he abandoned us."
"Okay," Lucy said, backing up "look, we've been communicating," she said as she showed her communication lacrmia."
"new phone, who dis" Cana read
"below that," Lucy told her "see where going out to dinner tonight," she said triumphantly "maybe go for a walk, and if get cold, he'll give me his jacket," Lucy told her "wait, I'm describing a date, I don't know what fathers and daughters do, but I will find out" she shouted as she rushed off behind her Cana just shook her head.
"who needs dads anyway."
TV bleep noise
Makarov entered the guild with a large smile on his face " bonjour mesa me," he greeted Natsu, Juvia, Gajeel, Levy, and Jet, who all greeted him back as he entered the guild.
"I see someone had a good time in the capital," Natsu asked, "how was Crocus."
"aww, yes," Makarov told him. "I had a great time; I feel like floating an on a croissant," he smiled "why people don't break out into song more often is beyond me."
"Juvia's been asking you for months if I could answer the Lacrima like 'who dis,'" Juvia said, finishing in a sing-doing voice to show her point.
"give it a whirl, girl," Makarov told her, shocking them all as he walked away.
"oh, my," Natsu said "guys, he's rhyming, telling Juvia to sing," Natsu explained, getting a slight hey from Juvia "master Makarov is on vacation high," he told them, getting their attention "he will say yes to anything right now."
"Juvia wants a magic horse," Juvia said, stars in her eyes, "and she would like her precious Gray to be riding it constantly," she said, a small smile forming on her face.
"I would like the master to remind everyone about workplace boundaries," Levy asked.
"ya know," Jet said, "I hear Alverez has these heated toilet seats that shoot water up to your-" Jet said before Natsu stopped him.
"let me stop you right there," Natsu smiled "what we need is one of those new fancy armored magic vehicles," he told them, "magic tanks."
"get two," Gajeel said. "I want one-two just so I can eat it," he frowned when everyone looked at him, "what that's high-quality iron."
"fine, we all get tanks," Natsu said, "but we can't do anything to ruin Gramps good" Natsu stopped when he saw Macao and Wakaba talking to Master Makarov "oh no, what are those idiots doing," he asked in fear as they walked towards them "what did you do" Natsu almost screamed.
"nothing," Wakaba told him, "just welcomed him back."
"and laughed with him at all the weight he gained," Macao told him.
"you what?"
"what is everyone standing around for" Makarov, now in his regular mood, "we got work to do."
"goodbye, tank."
"tank," Makarov shouted, hearing, "I gained three pounds, you brats," he said, growing to his giant form "three pounds."
TV bleep noise
Natsu and Cana sat at a bar as Natsu continued to drown in his sorrow; he had recently argued with master Makarov "man, I am so depressed right now," he muttered. "Lisanna even gave me this sticker for just waking up," he said as he showed off a sticker that read a good job.
"eww," Cana almost gagged, "it's like your dating your teacher."
"I know, right," Natsu muttered "it kinda hot," he said, trying to make a joke" meanwhile, Gramps won't even talk to me; how's he doing anyway."
"I haven't spoken to him in days," Cana told him "last I saw of him was when he told Mira a way to make our guild alliances less threatening," she said, "ya'll ready for this" she paused. For dramatic effect, "do groups."
"man, that's awful," Natsu laughed as he ordered another drink, "give me another port," Natsu asked.
"you still drink that stuff," Cana asked.
"yeah," Natsu told her. "Gramps got me hooked," he smiled. "Happy, and I even got one for our place," he stopped as something dawned on him "wait, that's it," he said, smiling. "I know what I need to do," he said, getting up, "I need to go."
"don't you forget something," Cana asked. Natsu looked at her before awkwardly sliding over and kissing her forehead before running off "no, pay your bill," she screamed as he ran off "damn. who raised you?"
TV bleep noise
Natsu and Laxus were in a tiny room with no one. Still, themselves could be seen or heard "master wanted us to go over this," he said, "apparently, someone's been leaking our secrets too dark guilds," he informed Natsu "everyone here is under investigation."
"that's impossible," Natsu told him, "no one here's a mole."
"What makes you sure about that" Laxus asked him
because I know these guys," Natsu told him, "we're family."
"you're a poor wizard if you believe people can't surprise you," Laxus told him.
"not these people," Natsu said. "I know everything about them," he pulled something out as if to make his point, "so its Thursday right," to which Natsu nodded, "so Cana's going to leave earlier to get to that new bar," Natsu said "Mira will be going over the weekly budget," Natsu said "and Macao will be attending a dinner for one," he told him confidently.
"Hmm," Laxus said
"and most certainly," Natsu said, "if I run and leap at Gildarts, he will certainly catch me," Natsu said as Gildarts entered the room, and to prove his point, he ran and leaped "incoming" he shouted.
"no, I'm holding coffee," Gildarts shouted as that was dropped as he held Natsu looking down at the dragon slayer; he sighed, "proud of yourself."
"yep"
And that a wrap, please tell me what you think, and I probably should clarify that I don't have that much knowledge on Brooklynn nine-nine I've just used some of the clips I've found from the show and figured would fit in the fairy tail setting so it may not line up but who knows I might surprise you anyway until next time