Bob and Larry's Skiing Adventure
Prologue
It was a drab day on the countertop, and Larry the Cucumber was bored. He groaned to his friend, Bob the Tomato, "Bob, I can't think of anything to do. Don't we usually film a show now?"
"I'm on vacation!", Bob shouted from the hot tub where he was trying to forget Larry existed. "Can't you go listen to D.C. Talk or something?"
"I've already listened to all their albums twenty times…" Larry groaned again, even more miserable.
"Well, go get Chick-fil-a if you're hungry." Bob exasperatingly replied.
"I'm not hungry…" Larry mumbled, sounding like a 4-year-old who's just been told they have to eat their broccoli after eating fifteen chicken nuggets. "Wait, I've got it!" he suddenly shouted, scaring Bob out of his peel. "We should go on an actual vacation!"
"I already did that, Larry, don't you remember?"
"Yeah, but the viewers won't remember, nobody watched that one."
"Eh, fair enough."
"Anyways," Larry said, glad to be rid of the fourth wall, "we haven't gone on a snowy vacation!"
"I'm not exactly fit out for the cold Larry, can't we just stay here and play Mouse Trap?" Bob pleaded.
"Too late Bob, it's already been decided" Larry said, already decked out in his puffy yellow jacket.
"By whom?" Bob asked.
"By the title, Bob, didn't you read it?" Larry replied.
"Wait, what?" Bob said, confused. Looking up at the top of the page, he realized what he was in for. "Oh, fine," Bob said, "but this better not be one of those fan fictions where the writer puts us through all kinds of crazy shenanigans."
"Come on Bob, it'll be fun!" Larry shouted, already in the SUV. Begrudgingly Bob got in the driver's seat. He asked "Alright, but do you even know where we're going?"
"Don't worry, we'll figure it out on the way. Now let's go have an adventure!"