Dirty times will be had by all. Th-The sexual kind, if that was not made apparent by now...

Now was the time. The lights were dimmed. The mood was set.

The princess had conjured up the same cozy environment they had shared, all those many nights ago. Hard to believe that it'd only been a few days since they had their awkward sex talk together… And now, here they were, about to do the deed, for-realzies!

A beautiful, caramel-tinted, oak finish coated the entirety of the walls around them. Intricate designs of Mewnian towns, castles, and wildlife; sprawling patterns of flowers, vines, and other flora were seemingly hand carved into the rich, glossy, wooden finish.

They tried playing some smooth jazz, but it felt a little too… forced. No. The smooth, soothing crackling from the phony, brick fireplace, was the only backing track the two lovebirds needed. The beautiful, dancing, flickering flames cast the perfect amount of warm, subtle illumination onto the bed along with its two residents.

Marco looked around the room, still awestruck at the detail of the fake scenery.

"Gosh… I still don't know why you don't use this more oft-" the boy was cut off as Star pulled his head into a passionate liplock.

Which, granted, didn't last long, as she began to plant quick kisses along his entire face. Her breath getting noticeably heavier with each one she planted. The girl moved her kisses down to his neck, followed by his chest, then belly. Marco was sensing a pattern here.

"Woah. Down, girl!" he said with a chuckle, grabbing her by the shoulders and pulling her back up to eye level, before she could reach her intended target. "Geez. You're still so freaking eager!"

"What do you mean? Are you not?" she said, beginning to unconsciously play with her nipples.

"I didn't say that." He said, desperately trying to 'keep his eyes up here.'

"Then what's up?"

"I don't know, I just don't want you pushing yourself for my sake."

"…" the princess stared at him blankly, blinking a few times. "I don't follow…"

"I mean, you've already been through so much, today. I've actually lost count of how many times you've… you know… climaxed." The boy paused, a shameful blush forming on his cheeks. After everything he's done with her and to her, He still couldn't mention sex in casual conversation without getting sheepish. 'Good job, Diaz. You're doin' it. You weird weird bundle of inconsistencies, you.'

The boy shook his head, violently, trying to regain his train of thought. "Um, don't you have, you know, like, a limit… when you're all sexed out?"

The princess was silent for a few seconds, clearly caught a little off-guard by the boy's oddly specific question. "Um, no…? I mean, not, like, a set limit. I guess it depends on the day… and my mood… and how much work I have to put into it… Why? Do you?"

Oh god, she doesn't know…

"Uh… yeah… Once."

Her eyes widened a bit

"O-Oh… Okay." She said, in a surprised tone, much calmer than he was expecting. Granted, he half expected her to just burst out laughing. "So, humans only get one before their 'sexed out?'" She air-quoted.

"No, just guys."

"A species I know even less about."

"Yeah, it kinda sucks. As soon as it hits. I just kinda… stop being in the mood. Wow that sounds really dickish when you say it out loud…"

For how long?

"I don't know, Star… I mean, it's not really something you can time out… a few hours, two to three, maybe? If I'm not too tir-what are you doing?" Marco turned back over to Star, seeing her jotting down notes into a tiny notebook.

"Hm? Yeah, no, don't worry about it." She said, half-heartedly, her pencil never stopped moving as she spoke. "This is something totally unrelated - you said 'two to three hours,' was it?"

Marco rolled his eyes. At least her whole… 'Avatar State'-esqe episode, from earlier, hadn't taken a toll on her usual attitude. He knew better then to try and quell the mad magic scientist within her, as long as they were relatively harmless, which was usually the case. Usually.

"Just make sure you have a counterspell before it becomes a problem, this time, please."

"Oh-kaay…" She sang, tossing the notebook away. "But you're not gonna waaant iiiit!"

"Such a clever, sneaky girl." He said to himself, loudly. "I've been duped. I have no idea what she is planning. She's just that good!"

The princess locked her fingers behind the boy's neck, using her body weight to pull the unsuspecting boy down on top of her. Marco managed to catch himself before their noses smashed together. But Star did manage to effectively get the boy into a pretty decent pre-missionary. The princess looked up at him with a seductive smirk.

"Alright, Mr. Funny Joke Person-"

"Comedian."

"Gesundheit."

"Oh, come on! That's not even an English word!"

The girl placed a finger to his lips. More for the seductive element than anything. Marco didn't really have anything else he planned to say. He was still into it…

"Are you ready to spend that one orgasm on me, Mr. Funny Man?" She cooed through an alluring half-lidded gaze, reaching down to gently stroke his latex coated member.

Marco shuttered at her touch, getting a soft giggle out of the girl below him. Getting stroked through a condom was definitely an… alien feeling. But the way her fingers slid across it, teasing and rubbing and prodding all the right spots with a torturously gentle caress, it drove him wild.

"Only if her highness will allow it." He said with a warm, charming grin.

"Her highness demands it." She whispered, beginning to grind her pelvis against his length, now sandwiched between the two lovers' bodies.

A deep groan escaped the boy's throat, despite his best efforts.

"Woah-ho-ho! That's, like, a halfway-to-climax level groan. And you say I'm eager."

The boy's blush deepened, considerably, avoiding eye contact with the giggling seductress below him. "I have been waiting quite a while… to be completely honest: I'm kinda worried about how long I will… last." His eyes turned back to Star. She was now holding her wand pointed to his face. An excited, toothy grin stretched along her face.

Poof!

A tiny phut of pink, sparkling smoke, shot into his face

"*Cough! Cough!* Star! Did you just-"

"I did, in fact, just 'drug you.'" She said playfully, with appropriate airquotes.

"STAR! I don't want to go through that orgasm limbo torture crap, again!"

"Relax, re-lax. The effect is only as strong as the amount you've breathed in. I just gave you a little… boost, is all."

That seemed to cool the boy's jets, quite a bit. He sighed. "Would a warning kill you?"

"If I warned you, you would have started freaking out."

"And that realization never made you question whether it was a good idea or not?"

"Do you want the counterspell?" She said with a knowing smirk, raising a single eyebrow as she ground against his sandwiched cock for emphasis.

He shuttered once again, squinting his eyes shut. God damn it. The boy opened one eye. "No…" he said in a defeated tone.

Star looked down at his manhood, her cocky feeling of victory, slowly fading away with the thought of where that thing was about to be going. "So…" she began with a blush, "Are you ready?"

"I was born ready."

"Gross."

The boy laughed, "Shut up!"

The princess laughed too. It was extremely disarming. A nice reminder of who she was doing this with.

"Alright… Here we go…" He said, taking the wrapped member into his grasp and slowly lining it up to her entrance.

"Eeep!" The princess squeaked. Caught off-guard by the slick warmth of his tip, flicking her tender love button, on its way down.

The boy's breath was heavy, his heart beating with painful amounts of force against his ribcage. He stared down at his manhood, pressed snuggly against an actual vagina. Star's actual vagina. His irises shrunk as he felt his soul shrivel into a scared, little ball. Where was his lust driven confidence? He just had to push it in! Millions of potential disastrous outcomes flooded his head. His overwhelming panic essentially paralyzing him.

Star smiled, rolling her eyes. She knew what would get him out of his funk.


With a deep breath, she placed her arms up against the headboard above her, and firmly forced her body downwards onto his cock.

Bullseye!

Marco's body tensed up violently, as he felt his entire head, pop into the hot, tight embrace of Star's pussy. Her angel soft, vaginal walls, ran over every inch of the boy's most sensitive area, in all the right ways. His entire body shuddered, as her pussy gave him the rundown: Squeezing, shifting, and adjusting itself around him, getting to know its new visitor. Marco didn't have the mental energy to hold back his violent grunts and moans, nor the focus to realize he was even making them.

The feeling was absolutely indescribable. Even with his ability to think, regained, he could not stop the long, shameless groan of pleasure, from exploding from his throat.

His arms felt weak, beginning to quiver violently, under his own weight. Eventually giving out, forcing the boy to hold himself up by the elbows, and bringing his face down even closer to the princess. He could feel her hot breath dance across his face.

Up until this point, Marco was busy comprehending his own pleasure. Only, just now, realizing that the girl beneath him, seemed to be experiencing the same kind of mindblowing pleasure that he was!

Kind of odd, seeing as she's taken dildos, far more impressive than his own. But he didn't dwell on that. It was kind of hard to dwell on that, with his dick currently in his best friend's snatch, n'all. Not to mention, the pure elation and relief he felt from the very knowledge that he could make Star feel just as good as she made him.

A combination of pride and sexual adrenaline, completely melted his nerves away. He was ready to make Star's first, one to remember!

The princess's eyes eventually opened back up, taking deep, heavy breaths. "Wow." Was all that came out.

"'Wow' is right." He said, trying to steady his own breath.

The two stared into each other's eyes. Their noses, inches from touching, as their faces burned red with passion and embarrassment.

"Can I… start moving now?"

The girl below him, seemed to snap out of the trance that his rich, mahogany gaze put on her. Breaking the intimate moment with a snicker. She put a fist up to her lips, in a vain attempt to hide her growing grin.

"What?" Marco said defensively, chuckling a bit from the princess's contagious amusement.

"You're such a weirdo."

"Okay?" The boy said. He paused for a moment, giving her a quizzical look. "Any particular reason why you're bringing this up, now? D-Did I, like, do something wrong?"

"I dunno…" She said with a dreamy sigh. "It's just funny to see you switch so quickly between rough and tumble sex machine, and my over-considerate, little Marco." The princess finished the thought with a light caress on the boy's cheek, causing his blush to darken yet another shade.

His rush of embarrassment was short-lived, giving the princess a charming, but devilish smirk.

"Little?" He said, raising an eyebrow before thrusting another half-inch into her drooling honeypot.

The princess tensed up, a tiny squeak escaping from throat, as her body bounced a bit from the recoil. "Point taken…" She said through a strained whisper.

Before the boy could compulsively ask permission, again, Marco began to slide deeper into her, slower, this time. Truly relishing in the feeling of his member being slowly enveloped in indescribable warmth.

A bit too slow for the princess, it seemed. The girl wrapped her legs around the boy's rear. Before he could even process her touch, the boy's length was forced, balls-deep, into her tight embrace. The princess let out a sharp moan as the boy's tip kissed her cervix.

Other than a few grunts and heavy breaths, Marco stayed relatively quiet. So many mind-blowing sensations assaulting his nether regions, all in such a brief moment of time. Marco just froze up, his body lightly quivering as his mind struggled to process the… pleasure?

… pain?

… p-plainsure?

Something…

"Oh… Ssssss… Right…" She said, as the realization finally dawned on her. "… The whole 'extreme sensitivity' thing…" she cleared her throat as she reflected on her actions. "Too much?" she said, giving him a guilty smile.

The boy coughed a few times. "A little." He said, with a horse, raspy whisper. Doing his best to give her a good-natured smile.

"Do ya need a minute?"

"I-Is that alright?"

"Oh yeah, no, totally. I'm fine like this, for a bit. I went too fast, I'm sorry. Take your time, really."

Marco smiled down at her. Whatever that sex-hungry, glowy eyed thing was, from earlier, seemed to be out of her system, now.

Although she was patient (by Star standards, at least,) she didn't exactly sit still, either. Spending the downtime running gentle kisses along every part of him, she could comfortably reach, while gently grinding his tip against her uterus.

"Mmm… Star?" The boy said softly.

"Hm? Sorry. Too much again?"

"No… no… It actually feels… really nice…"

"Th-Then what's up?" The girl stuttered a bit, feeling Marco adjust himself inside her.

"I think… I think I'm ready, now."

The princess gave him a gentle peck on the lips, "I'm ready when you are."

"I mean, you don't have to be that sweet." He said with a laugh. "I don't want to be the one who starts being… dirty…"

The girl laughed at the boy's growing blush. "Hahaha. You're ridiculous!" She paused, her expression shifted to a devious smirk. "But… Lucky for you, youw widdiw pwincess maaay have just so happened to possibly stumble upon the teensiest bit of internet pornography, so I maaaaaaay have picked up on some of the saucy stuff Earth girls say and do. Unrelated question: How would one go about getting rid of those internet history thingies?"

Marco chuckled to himself. "We'll talk about it later, Star… D-Did you make notecards?"

"No." She said, tossing away her notecards.

The boy smiled, rolling his eyes. His ego was quickly shattered as he felt the princess roughly pull herself up against the boy's body. A soft moan escaped her lips as she felt the subtle texture of his chest fuzz tease her rock-hard nipples.

"So? Are you gonna rut this pussy raw, fella?" The princess breathed softly into his ear. "Or were you just looking for a warm place to park your cock for the night?" The girl pressed her forehead to his, staring him dead in the eye, the teeniest smirk on her lips. "…Cause I can work with either."

Marco just stared. "Wow…"

"Right?" The girl purred. "That dirty enough for you, Di-AAZ!"

The girl got a clear answer, as she felt the boy pull himself back, before slamming his cock back home. He was overwhelmed with pleasure, unable to stop his hips from grinding his cock against her deepest depths, as he tried to give an official response.

"Y-Yeah… I think… I think that'll do it…" the boy managed, through the heated breath and uncontrollable mini-humping.

The princess bit her lip, instinctually attempting to stifle her moans of surprise ecstasy. She must have struck something deep, because he was hitting her pretty hard. "Don't hahh be holdin-ding back on me, Diaz! I haahh was prom-miss-miced a ride!" gosh, it was really hard to act sexy with something repeatedly punching your insides…

Marco was more than happy to oblige, beginning to hit her with larger, harder strokes. Each impact rocked her whole body, making what little tittage she had rhythmically bounce along with it.

Star's eyes were shut tightly. She bit her fist in a vain attempt to stifle her moans of ecstasy. Marco felt… something… The Star he knew, wasn't one to actually try and stay quiet. Don't get him wrong: her pornstar moans got his rocks off just fine. No question. But there was just something so attractive about the way she tried to hold back.

Something more… What's the word?... Genuine, about the whole thing. Romantic, even. She wasn't trying to put on a show for him, wasn't trying to impress him, wasn't trying to out-do him… She had nothing to prove… She was just… just Star… his Star.

The man had some very odd turn-ons, but something just clicked…

The boy leaned down, giving the girl a small peck on the lips. The princess did not hesitate to take the bait. Wrapping her arms around his neck, and closing what little distance remained between the two.

She was all over him. The kiss was sloppy, much hungrier than any of their previous exchanges. Running her tongue along every inch of his mouth, with no distinguishable rhyme or rhythm to it.

Marco ran a hand through her perfect, silky smooth, blond hair, as the wet slapping from below increased in volume as the boy grew bolder. The girl broke the kiss, gasping for air as his fucking intensified. Only to begin suckling on the boy's neck, moments later.

The boy's hands seemed to move on their own, his better judgement completely blinded by pleasure. They slid between the girl's warm body and the soft sheets of her bed, firmly grasping her soft, cute little butt. Before the princess could even process his touch,

Whoosh

The boy rolled the two over, taking a few moments to get his bearings, before he was back to work. Holding her pelvis firmly in his grasp as he mercilessly hammered his cock into her.

The princess let her body fall limp onto his chest, completely submitting to her dominant lover's sexual will

"Ah-hahh-hahh-hahh-hahh!" Her cries of pleasure fell into perfect rhythm with Marco's pussy pummeling, her eyes rolled to the heavens as a bit of drool began running down her cheek. She was drowning in bliss: body, mind and soul. "Ah-hahh! Marcoooo!" Something was coming. Something big! She could feel it, the oh-so-familiar, tingling, building, pressure deep in her loins. "M-Marco!"

"S-Star!" The boy grunted, "I-I'm g-gonna-!" Marco gave one last thrust into her tight, clenching orifice as his dam finally broke. He squeezed her soft derriere with all the strength he could muster, making sure his warm, shivering, cockgarage couldn't go anywhere as he began to fill the rubber barrier wedged inside her.

Star quickly reached her limit as well. Her hands shot up to her chest as she arched her back, screaming in pure orgasmic bliss as she worked her delicate chest nubs with renewed vigor.

Buh-Boom… Buh-Boom… Buh-Boom…

As the princess came, she felt a new, yet oddly familiar sensation, wash over her heaving, sweating, thoroughly-fucked form. Her skin began to feel hot, like her entire body was gently dipped into a nice, steaming bath, as her surprisingly steady heartbeat thumped rhythmically against her eardrums. Her body began to feel lighter as her vision turned a warm, pinkish hue. Time seemed to move in slow motion as her entire body was assaulted by pure, peak orgasmic bliss throughout the entire, otherworldly experience. She could feel every twitch and throb of the cock shoved inside her, every rope of hot cum Marco fired into the latex barrier.

The girl shoved her tongue down the throat of the beautiful man filling her up, slightly surprised to find her bestie's eyes glowing a deep ocean blue. If she had not been in the middle of the greatest orgasm that has ever existed, she may have cared. But this girl needed someone to kiss, and wasn't much concerned with much else. She continued to sloppily wrestle tongues with the boy, as he continued to cum deep inside her, semen beginning to run down his shaft and leaking from the base of the condom.

Eventually, the magical orgasms and glowy eyes faded from the two lovers' bodies, passing out from sheer exhaustion in each other's arms.

Marco was the first to regain consciousness. He slowly opened his eyes and was met with a sore, overworked body. His aching joints, audibly cracking as he sat himself up.

"Dios mio!"

His body tensed up as he looked around Star's room… or, more accurately: what was left of Star's room. The soundproof metal plating was in tatters. The cozy cabin spell flickered and glitched, in and out, like a broken television set. Shards of broken glass littered parts of the floor. And… w-were those fires?!

Marco's eye began to twitch, "Wh-What happened?"

As if on cue: a small blue firefighter floated in through what used to be the door. "Mewberty happened, my boy." Glossaryck paused to extinguish one of the fires. "Mewberty happened."


BadaBING BadaBOOM! It's done! Chapter 21 is fucking done! If you think I gave up on this story, You don't know Jimothy Michael Anthony Hard! It 'aint done 'till Jim say it done!

I have more story and kinky shit to explore, so we're far from done! It may take 8 years to get there. But we'll get there!

Now everyone fuck off so I can play more Fortnite.

Real Fortnite! The one you have to pay for! Nonna this Battle Royale shit!

Fuck it, I'm plugging Fortnite: Save The World because it's really fucking good, you guys! Look into it.

Kay, get out.