"There comes a time where I regret ever being alive." Blacky sighed in annoyance as he hung from the ceiling in the Great Hall.

"This is a bad idea kid."

"Shush Blacky, you'll draw attention to our master plan." The rabbit rolled his eyes as the boy appeared by his legs holding a large bucket.

"Minato has the other five." He explained as he handed Blacky the bucket.

"Now, on my signal you flip the bucket over the teachers and coat them in slime." Harry cackled as he vanished from the rafters. Blacky rolled his eyes at the demand, but he couldn't refuse seeing as his feet were currently glued to the ceiling.

"He better come back to un-stick me." He muttered before quieting as the room began to fill with students.

Blacky spotted Harry hidden among the Hufflepuffs, wearing a wicked grin on his face as he waited for the chaos to erupt. The toon sighed once more before watching the boy sit down and nod his head slightly to him.

Taking that as his cue, he tipped the bucket over the head-table. Shouts of surprise and anger filled the hall as the slime hit its mark.

Blacky shook his head as more buckets appeared and dumped all over the student body. "Alright, maybe it is kinda funny." He shook his head with a chuckle as Minato appeared and cut him loose.

"That brat's a menace." The shinobi merely smiled before disappearing once again. Seeing that no one bothered to look up into the rafters, Blacky sat in a far corner and pulled out several stacks of paper.

"This looks like the prefect time to finish that paperwork Harry messed up." He muttered, ignoring the chaos happening under him.


Misfit was a very odd Heartless.

For one he lacked the yellows eyes and crooked ears, instead sporting purple eyes and straight ears. He was rather small, about the size of a small dog, and he lacked the motivation to capture hearts.

Harry was quite unsure where the Heatless came from, seeing as Misfit looks nothing like the ones back in Kingdom hearts.

"Do you think Misfit is defective?" He had asked Blacky, who merely shrugged at the question. "Heartless come in all shapes and sizes, but I've never heard of a purple eyed one before." Harry had frowned at the answer as he played with the shadow, grinning when the toon made an odd cooing noise.

"Do Heartless coo?" The other toon rubbed his face in annoyance.

"Brat, I may be old but that doesn't mean I know everything." He grumbled into his paperwork.

"Why don't you go ask someone who does know?" Harry paused, thinking. It took Blacky a moment to register what he said before he bolted up. "Wait! Don't-"

"Thanks for the idea Blacky!" The boy raced out of the room, Misfit hot on his heals.

The toon cursed. "Me and my big mouth."

Harry hid in an empty corridor, Pencil drawn and eyes focused.

Misfit watched as magic poured from the boy's core down to his hands and into the tool he held. The boy held his weapon in a reverse grip and lunged toward the wall.

Energy burst forth to smash into the stone, carving a door shape into the wall. Harry grimaced as his power drained from his core, nearly fainting from the strain before it stopped.

Misfit squeaked as he helped his master stand, worry in his eyes. "I'm alright buddy, just tired." Making a door to the toon world wasn't supposed to be this hard, he's made plenty of them throughout his life.

Unknown to him, the wards around the school had been alerted to his attempt and were trying to stop him, but Harry's toon magic was much stronger than the old wards and so it overpowered and destroyed them.

The Headmaster wasn't alerted to the wards failing, seeing as the first ward to go was the one to alert him.

"Alright," Harry grinned as he pressed his hand against the imprint. "Let's go on an adventure." Misfit chirped as the door glowed a blinding white.

The Heartless jumped into his shadow to hid from the light, causing him to chuckle.

"On ward to adventure!" Harry leapt into the portal and vanished from Hogwarts.

Once gone, the portal closed and faded away, leaving nothing but an imprint behind.


"It's kinda quiet without that brat here." Blacky commented as he lounged on the floor, piles of paperwork surrounding him.

Courage hummed as he curled up on the bed beside Stitch, who clicked his tongue.

"And kinda lonely since Ichigo and Minato left to watch his back." The older toon knew the boy could watch out for himself, but he worried sometimes. Blacky cursed as he slammed his paw into his face.

"Damn, I sound like a mature adult. What has that kid done to me?" Before he could go on a rant a knock sounded on the door.

"Harry? You in there? We heard voices." Blacky covered his mouth and swore mentally. 'Shit, go away.'

"Professor Sprout is calling all the first years down to the common room for tea, it's mandatory." The toon froze, eyes blown wide.

'That's today?! And that brat went off to Kingdom Hearts an hour ago.' Blacky had a feeling Harry left on purpose.

'That little brat.'

"Harry, you alright?" Blacky sighed in distain before answering.

"Yeah, I'm fine Cedric just a bit busy. I'll be down for Professor's tea time in a sec." The older teen nodded behind the door.

"Alright, be there on time." He turned and left the hall. Blacky rubbed his face in relief. "Looks like I'll be having tea today fellas."

The toon rolled his shoulders to loosen his muscles. "It's been a few centuries since I've done this, don't tell Harry 'bout his or he'll beg to learn it." Blacky stretched his arms and concentrated.

White fur began to recede from his form, leaving pale skin behind. Bones cracked and reshaped to a much smaller size, paws morphing to ten digits.

Blacky groaned as his head shrunk and re-shaped into that of a child's, his hair darkening until completely black.

The gold in his eyes melted from the iris and mismatched set took their place.

The toon cracked his new bones, a groan leaving him as the transformation finished. "Man, that sucked." He switched his vocals to match Harry's and the whole transformation was complete.

"Nice, I look exactly like the brat. Hope I don't stuck like this." Blacky adjusted his tie and walked out of the room.