Summary: Inspired by a scene in The Big Bang Theory, some of the Fairy Tail guild end up doing tequila shots at Cana's insistence. Natsu and Lucy get a bit carried away…

Pairings: NATSU/LUCY! And a little bit of Gray/Juvia and Gajeel/Levy.

YouTube Prompt: A fighting montage to The Voice by John Farnham.

It was Cana's idea to do tequila shots.

They were celebrating….okay, they might not have been celebrating anything and were just having a bit of a party because they were all home for once. It was when Wendy, Romeo, and Charle went home, when the last shred of Cana's mature sensible side died a sudden death, and she pulled out the bottle of tequila.

At first it was awful. Most of them had never done the shot before and were accidentally dribbling the vile stuff down their chins as they desperately sought out the lime. Natsu must have had about five of them with at least three going down his chin. Gray was no better, there were damp spots all over his naked chest…though that might be because Juvia was drooling nearby. Erza managed to do it well enough but her eyes kept bulging out every time she sucked on a lime. And Lucy's giggling helped her not at all, as she snorted a bit of tequila out of her mouth in her desperate attempt to reach for a lime slice.

"Amateurs," Cana teased as she poured out more shots, "bottoms up."

This had to be like the seventh or eighth shot now, and Natsu was definitely feeling too woozy for his own good. "Not for me, thanks," he said as he pushed the glass away from him.

"What are you, chicken?" Gray taunted him.

"All right, all right," Natsu shouted loudly, "another one! I'll drink till Gray's liver is dead." He was about to reach for the salt when Lucy swiped it from him. "Oi, Luce I kinda need tha…." His words died in his mouth as Lucy, flushed, giggly, and definitely more drunk than he was, sprinkled salt onto her neck. "What are you doing?!" he squeaked.

"Body shots!" Cana shouted on the top of her voice. She then toppled out of her chair and discovered an abandoned bottle of rum that took her interest.

"Jeez," Gray muttered as he rolled his eyes at her.

"C'mon," Lucy encouraged Natsu, "Lick, shot, and lime," she said in an infuriatingly patronising voice. As if he didn't know how to do a tequila shot. "Or are you chicken?" she taunted in a similar fashion to Gray.

Natsu snarled wordlessly as he lunged at his so called best friend and partner. He grabbed hold of her shoulders, yanked her closer to him, and licked her neck as sloppily and annoyingly as possible. He could taste the salt on her but underneath was another taste, a delicious one, and he licks again in order to identify it. He cannot. He move his mouth at a different angle in hopes that it'll help him to identify the taste, and instead finds himself sucking her skin and nipping lightly here and there at her neck.

"Mm…." Lucy moaned. "Natsu!"

She then also toppled out of her chair pulling him with her. Not that he cared. At his point he moved from her neck to her lips, and she had wrapped her legs round his waist without a care in the world.

Everyone else watched with wide eyes. Erza's face went from a horrified white to an embarrassed, fire engine red, as she quickly turned round to protect what little was left of her innocence. Gray and Gajeel both looked like they were going to be sick while Mirajane looked as if Christmas had come early.

"Whoa!" Cana said as she sat up. Impressed yet surprised at the show Natsu and Lucy was giving the whole guild that had chosen to remain for the party. They both seemed too innocent, shy, and private to make such a public display. Heh, just goes to show what magic booze can do. "Go Natsu and Lucy!" she cheered loudly.

"Natsu is MAN!" Elfman boomed in agreement.

"Go Lu-Chan!" Levy cheered before she burst into a fresh set of cackles, and Gajeel had to take her home before she made a fool of herself (she was precariously close to falling out of her chair as well, only she had no one to hide the sight of her knickers if that was to happen, and Gajeel wasn't going to let the likes of these Fairy Tail perverts see her matching orange frilly knickers).

"Juvia wants to do body shots too!" Juvia cried out suddenly. She snatched up the salt and gleefully sprayed the stuff all over her. "Gray-sama, take a shot!" she demanded.

Gray blinked, shrugged, and leaned in only to pull away again. "Juvia!" he cried out alarmed. "I think your body has dissolved the salt!"

"Waa!" Juvia wailed in horror. "Juvia forgot that salt and water mixes! Now Juvia tastes like salt water, and Gray-sama will never want to lick her, and make thirty babies with her!"

"…Oi!" Gray protested weakly. "I'm sure the salt water won't be that bad," he tried to comfort her.

It was too late though, Juvia was in flood of tears which flooded the guild with salty sea water. This definitely sobered Natsu and Lucy up enough to spring apart (or, you know, they would have drowned) and the others left the guild gurgling and trying to breathe again.

It was definitely the last time anyone was going to have a tequila shot in a very long time.

(Mainly because the Master decided to ban the drink and when Cana tried to protest against it, he merely shot a pointed look at all the water damage Juvia inflicted onto the guild building, and then a rather perverted one at Lucy, who had suddenly taken to wearing turtle-necks.)