Summary: Team Natsu wake up after a wild birthday party to find that they have made a terrible mistake…

Pairings: implied Gray/Juvia, Erza/Jellal, and Natsu/Lucy.

YouTube Prompt: Tribute to all good looking male characters of Fairy Tail with the song Raining Men, original or cover.

They woke up with the worst hangovers ever.

It was all Cana's fault (it usually was when it involved drinking) as she was the one that decided they should all do drinking games at Reedus' birthday party. Lucy can honestly say she has no memory from when she sorely lost at Paranoid to the moment the sun cruelly woke her up by shining directly in her face. This did nothing helpful with her headache. Which wasn't the only part of her that was aching; her legs were cramped, her arms were sore, and for some reason there was an excruciating pain on her lower back. To make matters worse she was boiling and severely dehydrated, this was of course, her team mates' fault. After all she wouldn't be this hot if it wasn't for the fact Natsu was glued to her back, Erza was far too close to her face, and Gray was draped all over her legs.

Her team knows no boundaries.

Her groan was loud enough to wake the others which ensured a marathon of groans, moans, and pitiful whines before Lucy eventually got free from her human prison and staggered into the kitchen in search of water.

She was about to lift the cool glass to her lips when a high pitched scream made her jump and drop the glass onto the floor. It shattered immediately, not that she noticed much, as she leaped over the shards in her haste to get back into her bedroom. After all it was Erza screamed, and that meant something dreadful must have happened.

Nothing fazes Erza, so this had to be apocalyptic.

"What?" Lucy cried out breathlessly as she burst into the bathroom (after she tracked her redheaded friend down). "What is it?"

Erza turned to look at Lucy, her eyes were wide with horror, her face pale, and she was trembling just like the time she got stage fright. Lucy grimaced and almost jumped back in fear at the sight. Whatever got Erza in this state could not be a good thing. "L-L-Lucy!" Erza stuttered. "W-w-what exactly did w-w-we do last night?"

"Erm…"

"Oh God!"

"What's got Erza's panties in a twist?" Natsu, as usual, had terrible timing as he decided to say that when Erza was on the verge of losing it. To make matters worse, he cunningly threw an arm round Lucy's shoulders (she tried to ignore the fact that the tips of his fingers were brushing against her breast, because surely that wasn't done on purpose….right?), and leaned his chest against her back, using her as a shield.

Bastard.

"You!" Erza shrieked as she pointed at Natsu. "I bet this is your fault!"

"Eh?!" Natsu cried out. "What the hell did I do?!"

"This!" Erza screamed as she pulled up her blouse to reveal her stomach to them. There, on Erza's stomach, was an incredibly detailed tattoo of Jellal's face. No, Lucy was not kidding. Erza's belly button had ink on it in order to capture Jellal's sharp nose, his red tattoo was captured beautifully, and it looked like his blue hair was brushing against the under skin of Erza's breasts….oh dear.

Natsu burst out laughing which didn't do him any favours. Lucy cleverly stepped aside at the last minute allowing Erza to punch Natsu into the wall.

This was when Gray finally woke up. "God," Gray groaned as he stretched out on the floor (Natsu had apparently kicked him off when he leaped out of bed), "why is my back so sore?" no one answered but Gray wasn't bothered as he caught sight of Erza's stomach. "What the hell?!" he yelped. "When did that happen?!"

"I don't know," Erza cracked her knuckles, "but when I find out whose idea it was, I'm going to murder them."

Gray gulped at that. Lucy did too. Natsu was too busy bleeding out on her floors to do so. "You don't think we all got one, do you?" Lucy asked nervously.

"Nah!" Gray stood up and stretched properly. He grimaced again at the pain his back was causing. "Have you seen my clothes?"

"Nope," Lucy shook her head, "You must have left them on the street or something. You know where the spare ones are," she glared at him meaningfully. No matter how many times she told him to stop being naked in her house, he always strips, or strips outside and enters naked. Through the chimney. Like a sex fiend Santa Claus.

"I'm getting dressed, I'm getting dressed!" Gray said hastily. He turned quickly to Lucy's dresser to reveal to her a terrible sight – she gasped.

"Gray, your back!"

Natsu, who had recovered from being beaten to death, sat up and burst into hysterical laughter while Erza sympathised.

"What? What is it?" Gray asked worriedly. "Did I cut myself again?"

"You have a tattoo," Erza said bluntly.

"WHAT?!"

"A tattoo is an understatement," Lucy muttered, "Gray your back is covered in them."

"What did I do? What the hell did I do? Shut the fuck up Natsu!"

Gray pushed past into the bathroom and tried to crane his neck in order to see his back. It was futile and wasn't going to change the fact that Gray now had about twenty tattoos on his back, ranging from front, size, and colour but all saying the same thing Property of Juvia Lockser.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!"

"Gray-sama!" Juvia cried out sleepily. "Are you being attacked? Juvia can fend off love rival's attempts to rape you."

"I keep telling you I'm not a love rival!" Lucy shrieked. "And what are you doing in my bath?"

"There was no room in the bed," Juvia whined, "Poor Juvia and Happy had to find other places to sleep. Juvia had to be without her Gray-sama!"

"Juvia!" Gray snapped, losing his patience a little. "Why have I got so many tattoos?"

"Ara!" Juvia gasped delightedly. "Juvia wanted one too but the ink doesn't stay on Juvia's body because Juvia's body is made of water. So Gray-sama said he will have all the tattoos for Juvia. It was so romantic!"

"They're not bad," Natsu commented with an evil grin, "but nowhere near as good as Lucy's tattoo." He then trailed a finger along the sore spot on Lucy's lower back. "Now that's awesome."

"Eek!" Lucy screamed as she realised she too had a tattoo…and maybe a little because Natsu had been touching her in a far too intimate area of her body. "What have I done?!" she wailed.

Erza smacked Natsu on Lucy's behalf before she leaned in an examined Lucy's tattoo. "It's a pink dragon," she said rather admiringly, "beautifully done actually. This artist has good craftsmanship."

Lucy tried not to blush at the implications. Fortunately she seemed to be the only one to have picked up on them.

"If I have one, Erza has gone, and Lucy, of all people, has one, then you should have one too, flame brain," Gray smirked. "Go on. Show us your tattoo."

"I don't have one," Natsu grinned.

"WHAT?!"

"You have got to be kidding me!" Gray snarled. "If we all have one then you should too!"

"But I haven't," Natsu kept grinning as he turned round, took his waist coat off, and pulled his trouser legs up, "Not one single tattoo," his grin had turned into a smug smirk at this point that left Lucy's fist itching to smack. "Ha, ha!" Natsu laughed at them. "I don't have one. Would you look at that, the idiot of the group isn't the stupid one for once!"

"Erm, Natsu…" Lucy sweat-dropped.

Erza placed a hand on Lucy's arm and shook her head. "Let him work it out himself," she said, "it only serves him to right to call himself a moron," she glowered at the crowing boy, and Lucy shivered. She couldn't help but feel Erza was attempting murder via telepathy. Was that possible? She would have to ask Warren.

"Oh man," Gray moaned as he touched the back of his shoulder, "this is going to cost a fortune to get rid of."

(Later that evening Natsu was washing in the river with Happy when Happy's eyes widened as he saw what was on Natsu's left buttock: a little star tattoo with the letter L in cursive. Turns out he wasn't as sensible as he thought he was.)