Summary: Sequel to Consequences to Lying, Lisanna and Lucy return home to find lots of teasing in store for them….and a sulking Natsu. Some dialogue stolen from Big Bang Theory again.

Pairings: Implied Natsu/Lucy, Lisanna/Lucy, Cana/Lucy, Cana/Lisanna, Natsu/Lisanna friendship, and Lucy/Lisanna friendship.

YouTube Prompt: A Jellal/Erza video to Linkin Park's Leave out All the Rest….because I just can't help but feel that song has been written for them. Especially for Jellal's regrets of his past actions.

If it wasn't for the fact they couldn't avoid the guild forever, neither Lucy nor Lisanna would have returned to the guild building once they finished their mission. After an incredibly embarrassing send-off they would both be quite happy to hide under their beds for all eternity but there was no way either Mira or Natsu would let that happen, so they returned quietly as possible.

"Lucy! Lisanna! Welcome home!" Mira greeted them warmly, "how was your mission?" she asked, the innuendo in her voice was obvious to even the likes of Natsu.

"It was good," Lucy said stiffly.

"We didn't destroy anything," Lisanna added. She had heard enough from Lucy to know that lately everyone has been extra destructive on their missions. Natsu seemed to have gotten worse over the years which was worrying. "And we got the full reward."

"Oh I bet you did," Cana leered.

"Didn't destroy anything?" Macao asked surprised. "Blimey, neither of you are very passionate in the bedroom, are you?"

Lisanna and Lucy squawked and blushed bright pink. They had hoped everyone had forgotten Mira's parting shot. Lisanna had voiced hopes, before they came home, that Mira had forgotten about that lie. Obviously not…Damnit!

"We're not like that!" Lucy shrieked.

"Of course not," Wakaba wiggled his eyebrows above his pipe, which made him look even more sleazy than before, "and we don't spend our time sitting around the bar."

"Man Lucy," Cana stretched, and then flung an arm round the blonde's shoulders, Lucy screeched when Cana took advantage and groped her. "If I knew that you swung that way I would have been more than willing to experiment with you," she then turned and smirked at Lisanna, "You too, I'm flexible."

Lucy was certain that her face looked exactly like Lisanna's – bright red, embarrassed, and kinda hoping that someone will dig a hole for them to curl up and die in. in fact maybe she should call Virgo for that.

"We're not-"

"Oi, Mira," Natsu suddenly barked as he pushed Macao out of his way. This had an extreme domino effect as the older fire mage stumbled into his best friend and knocked him into Cana, together the three of them crashed onto the floor. "Give us a fire shot, will ya?"

"Magic word," Mira said pleasantly.

"Please."

Macao managed to get back on his feet at this point and roared in Natsu's ear, "what the hell was that for?!" only to be ignored. Frustrated, furious, and no longer having fun teasing Lucy and Lisanna (thank God!), Macao, Wakaba, and Cana sloped off to their own corner….and to take the mick out of Gray instead who had seemed to have lost all of his clothes but gained a pair of pink frilly knickers…..you know what? Lucy really doesn't want to know.

"Ne, Natsu," Lisanna pouted, "aren't you going to greet Lucy and me?"

"Hmmph."

"Well that's rude!" Lucy scowled.

"Very," Lisanna agreed as she glared at their shared best friend.

"Don't mind Natsu," Happy floated behind the pink haired dragon flayer, "he's been in a bad mood ever since you left on a mission without him."

"What the hell Happy?!" Natsu squawked. "That's not true! Stop lying!"

Lisanna and Lucy raised an eyebrow at one another. They had a feeling that Happy was telling the truth, and not just because Natsu was a crap liar. "I'm not lying, it's the truth!" Happy protested as he flew out of range of Natsu's hands. "You're so mean to me Natsu! I'm going to play with Wendy instead!" he then flew off in tears.

"Honestly Natsu…." Lucy shook her head.

"You should be nicer to him," Lisanna chided him, "if you keep acting like that you'll never get a girlfriend."

"Whatever," Natsu sulked. He accepted the shot from Mira with a mumbled thanks before he gulped it down in one swallow. He then wiped his mouth with his hand (Ew!) and then grinned charmingly at them. Lucy couldn't help but sigh in relief, the real Natsu was back. "So how was your job?" he asked.

"It was fun!" Lisanna grinned. "Lucy really showed me a good time, "at this Lucy couldn't help but blush as Mira squealed delightedly, didn't Lisanna realised how bad that sounded? It was bad enough that half the guild thought they were lovers thanks to her lie did she have to add to it? "I didn't even know a body could bend that way until Lucy showed me, and-"

Lucy had been about to jump in and tell everyone that Lisanna meant fighting not….well you know, after all Lisanna had never seen one of Lucy's more superior kicks where she bent her body to land a kick onto someone standing behind her's face. However, before she could defend her virtue's reputation, Natsu suddenly punched Lisanna very hard in the arm.

"Ouch!" Lisanna cried out. "What was that for?!"

"To teach you a lesson," Natsu growled. "She is not for you," he said it very clearly in his weird tone as if to suggest if Lisanna didn't listen to him now he really would hurt her. "Not for you!" he repeated. "Come on Luce, you can go with me on this next mission," he then grabbed Lucy's wrist and forcibly dragged her out of the guild, ignorant of everyone's whispers and Mira's fangirl screams.

Lucy wondered if something had crawled up Natsu's arse and died. It wasn't like him to be this rude and cold. She decided as he shot her a glare, that this was definitely Lisanna's fault. If she had never told that stupid lie then none of this would happen.

In future she should really consider the consequences before lying about her love life.