Summary: A little omake for Everyone Invades Lucy's Home! Natsu is unhappy that everyone keeps barging in.

Pairings: Natsu/Lucy!

YouTube Prompt: Lucy tribute to the song 'Runaway' by Bon Jovi

When the Thunder God tribe and Laxus came into the guild, bruised, bloody, and rather frightened, there was no need to question where they had been. It was obvious from their slightly stunned faces (apart from Bickslow, not that you could see his face beneath his helmet) that they had just been at Lucy's apartment and promptly kicked out.

"It was Freed's fault," Evergreen insisted, "He just had to insult her writing."

"It was constructive criticism!" Freed protested. "Ouch!" he hissed as Mirajane sweetly dabbed his face with a cleansing potion for his cuts. "How was I supposed to know she would go insane on us?"

"Because it's Lucy," Bickslow said, "she's an evil cosplaying queen!"

"Cosplayer! Cosplayer! Cosplayer!"

"Bickslow shut those creepy dolls up!"

"Don't listen to him my babies!" Bickslow said as he cuddled the wooden poppets to his chest. "You're not creepy at all. Daddy loves you, my babies!"

Before anyone could point out just how creepy Bickslow and his 'babies' were, the guild door banged open, and Natsu stormed in looking furious. His clothes were dishevelled, his lip was bleeding, and there was definitely a footprint on his chest that looked suspiciously the same size as Lucy's foot. "THAT'S IT!" he roared furiously before pointing at them all. "You're all banned from Lucy's apartment!" he announced bossily.

The entire guild went into an out roar of indignation at that. As they all exploded with their own anger, irritation, and hurt at being banished from someone they considered a friend.

"Says who?!" they all shouted.

"Says me!" Natsu crossed his arms sternly.

"Who made you King of Lucy's apartment?" Gray demanded to know. "She's our friend too. We can visit if we want to!"

"Yeah!" Cana agreed as she chugged some of her keg down. "You can't tell us what to do!"

"Like hell I can't!" Natsu growled ferociously. "No one is allowed. It's driving Lucy up the wall and do you know what that means?"

"Ara!" Mirajane cooed as she clasped her cheeks. "Natsu is being so kind and considerate about Lucy's feelings! "

"That means I can't stay!" Natsu yelled frustrated. "I can't have any of her good food or sleep in her comfy bed!"

Mira ended up in a corner, depressed, as her fangirl-ing was ruined by Natsu's selfishness. Lisanna tried to smother a laugh at her sister's facial expression and merely patted her on the back. "Never mind, Mira-nee," she tried to comfort her, "there's always the next time."

"Stop being so selfish, Natsu," Erza scolded, "Lucy is our friend. A member of our guild. We are all entitled to visit her and ensure that she is safe while enjoying her company."

"Sure visit," Natsu stressed, "not invade her home like I do. You're eating all of my food, sleeping in my bed, bathing in my bath, breaking presents that I've given her, and more importantly the lot of you have been stealing my Lucy. It's all mine, you got it? MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!"

"Erm, Natsu…."

"If I see any of you breaking in again, I'll send you flying, got it?" Natsu snarled. "Because Lucy is mine. Not yours!"

"Natsu!" Erza shrieked. "Turn around!"

It was then when Natsu realised everyone, and he means everyone, even the likes of Laxus and Gajeel, had turned deadly pale as if their souls had vanished from their bodies in hopes to escape the upcoming carnage. He turned around slowly to find Lucy standing right behind him, her face bright red, her body trembling, and her eyes bright with an emotion he couldn't quite name.

"Err….Hi Luce!" he squeaked. "Ready to go on a job?"

"LUCY KICK!"