Summary: Lucy attempts once again to get her revenge on Natsu.

Pairings: Natsu/Lucy.

YouTube Prompt: a Gray/Juvia video to this song www. / watch?v= Uk_vAvXfV_U because it was literally written for them XD.

This was it!

This time she was ready!

This time she wasn't going to fail!

This time she wasn't going to give in!

This time Lucy was going to get her revenge on Natsu and invade his house properly like he did hers! She was not going to clean this time! She swears it on her parents' graves!

She entered the little hut and instantly tripped over some shoes that Natsu left abandoned right by the entrance. She grabbled for something to hold on and ended up, somehow, pulling down the curtain from Natsu's sole window and landed, with a crunching noise, on top of some plastic toys that Natsu had won recently at the fair they went last week.

Ouch!

With a whimper, Lucy managed to crawl back to her feet. Her knees sore as she had pressed them against some rocks that Natsu left on the floor as well. Injured, sore, and already exhausted Lucy hobbled her way towards the only chair Natsu had in his house.

It was a sweet wooden thing and surely do the trick even if it was uncomfortable. Unfortunately within seconds of sitting on it, the legs snapped beneath her, and she fell backwards as the chair collapsed.

Lucy screamed as she banged her head on the floor and groaned in agony as she felt every ache from her injured head, down her sore spine, and to the very tips of her toes. This revenge thing really wasn't working for her. Maybe she should go back to being passive aggressive and just had ice in Natsu's dinner?

With an evil snicker, she approached the porridge that Natsu left cooking on the stove (the fact that it hadn't set fire to the house was a miracle in itself) and began to hunt through the fridge for ice. Unfortunately there wasn't any so she took to shaving off the ice on the walls of the fridge, unfortunately Natsu had decided to abandon a smelly trainer on the kitchen floor, she tripped over that, grabbed hold of the fridge door, and somehow managed to yank it off from its hinges.

"WHY DOES EVERYTHING IN THIS HOUSE BREAK?!"

At this, Lucy broke down as she despaired, and gave up on the passive aggressive revenge. She was sure Happy would see the broken fridge, the ruined and rotten fish, as revenge enough. She could just hear his distraught wails and it was enough to make the evillest of people feel guilty.

After she dried up her tears, attempted to sello-taped the door back on, Lucy sighed in defeat and flopped onto Natsu's hammock.

SNAP!

Lucy screamed as the hammock broke beneath her and she fell onto the floor, banged her head on the stone flags, and instantly knock herself unconscious.

FTFTFTFTFTFTFT

Two hours later Natsu finally came home.

He had first gone to the guild hoping to find a good job for Lucy and him to go on, and then he went to find Lucy only to find her gone. Having experienced her vanishing act for whole days one time too many, he decided to track her down (gaining weird looks from the locals as he pressed his nose against the pavement to catch her scent), and was surprised to find her at his place.

"Luce?"

He peered round the door.

"LUCE?!"

"Ne, ne Natsu," Happy flew through the window, "where's Lucy? What did she d-AAAAAH!" he screamed in horror. "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CHAIR?! AND THE FRIDGE? AND OUR BED?!"

"Never mind that, Happy!" Natsu growled. "Someone attacked my Luce."

Lucy, disorientated from the knock on her head, woke up to find herself in Natsu's lap, his arms tightly wrapped around her, and a loud, evil and terrifying, growl up above her. She couldn't help but scream and cling tightly to Natsu's neck.

"EEK! NATSU! DON'T LET THE BEARS GET ME!"

"Lucy's being weird," Happy observed, "again."

"Bears?!" Natsu roared furiously. "Is that who did this to you?! I'll kill every bear for you, Luce!"

Happy sweat-dropped at that. "Lucy's weirdness is contagious," he muttered as he flew to the fridge to save his fish, "best leave before I get it too."

And with that Happy flew off while Natsu hunted imaginary bears as Lucy hung off his neck incredibly concussed.