Summary: Lucy's kisses are magic…..and evil, according to Happy.

Pairings: Lucy/Happy friendship. Some sort of something with Rogue/Lucy/Fro (you can decide what), and of course, Natsu/Lucy.

YouTube Prompt: A feel good Fairy Tail video to the song 'Dig a Little Deeper' from Disney's the Princess and the Frog.

"Lucy!" Happy cried out. "Watch out!"

He then swept in on his wings and pulled Lucy out of the way before some debris from Natsu's fight with the criminals hit her. Lucy gasped as she realised just exactly how close some rubble had come to knocking her off her feet.

"Thank you, Happy!" she exclaimed as Happy dropped her onto her feet. "I would be dead if it wasn't for you."

"Aye!" Happy agreed cheerfully. "You're quite useless like that."

Lucy's lips thinned into a frown at that but she didn't yell or attempt to throttle the evil cat. No that would be ungrateful as the smug little furball did save her. Instead she went for the passive aggressive approach and she pressed her lips against his cheek. Happy squeaked in horror (he thought human girl lips were disgusting and since that incident with Natsu kissing in general gave him nightmares) and was about to bemoan about the lack of fish (Lucy's usual method of thanking him) when suddenly-

POOF!

A puff of smoke covered Happy and when it cleared a boy stood where Happy had been hovering. He was absolutely adorable! Great, big, dark, eyes with vibrant, feathery, blue hair, and completely naked.

"AH!"

Natsu whirled round upon hearing his best friend and his lo…err partner scream. He took in the sight of Lucy scrambling away from a naked child and felt his jaw drop.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" he bellowed furiously "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!"

"Natsu!" the child wailed. "Lucy kissed me and now I'm a human!"

"How did you do that?!" Natsu asked Lucy completely boggled at the thought. He didn't know Lucy knew transformation magic, why didn't she tell him? She's supposed to tell him everything!

"I don't know!"

"Change me back!" Happy shouted like a two year old having tantrum. He was even stamping his foot and hitting his thighs with his fists. "Change me back! Change me back! Change me back!"

"I don't know how!" Lucy cried out. Rather disturbed, was this how mothers felt when their children were screaming? Half wanting to throttle them and half wanting to do everything in their power to stop them?

"Lucy is mean!" Happy sniffled as tears rolled down his chubby cheeks. "Lucy is evil!"

Why you little-!"

Lucy lost all of her patience (not that she had much to begin with, long story….it was Natsu's fault) and lunged for the childish brat that was Happy. She then tripped over some rubble, fell forwards on top of poor Happy, and completely crushing him while her lips landed on Happy's cheek.

POOF!"

And returned in place of the child was a far too cheerful blue cat who was now flying in circles in the air.

"Yay!" Happy cheered. "I'm me again! Lucy's evil plan didn't work!"

"There was no evil plan!"

Happy ignored her as he did flips in the air. Natsu, however, was now staring rather oddly at Lucy. "What?" she asked him. He didn't answer and instead offered his hand out to her which she happily accepted. He then suddenly pulled her against his body, which she couldn't help gasp as she felt every muscle of him pressed up against her, and then pulled at her face so she would look up at him, before he then covered her lips with his.

"EW!"

They ignored Happy as a very nice and long kiss kept them quite distracted but, much to Lucy's horror, the moment Natsu pulled away, he looked incredibly disappointed.

"It didn't work," he muttered regretfully.

"What didn't work?" Lucy asked numbly.

"Your kiss was supposed to turn me into a cat," Natsu explained, "or a dragon. A dragon would be better."

"Is that why you kissed me?!"

Happy started to edge away as Lucy's voice came out in a dangerous hiss that was reminiscent of Erza at her angriest. Natsu, as usual, was completely oblivious to this as he scratched his hair, grinned sheepishly, and said, "Well….yeah."

"LUC KICK!"

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Later that week Lucy came home to find Rogue and his own Exceed in her apartment. It had been a tiring day in which she had been stalked by Natsu who was still grovelling for her forgiveness. Unfortunately the stupid moronic idiot had no clue what he had done wrong and therefore failed to gain it. He will never have it if Lucy had her way. Not even if he dug up another tree for her. How dare he just kiss her in hopes of turning into something else?! Anyway, back to the point, she came home exhausted, switched her light on, and almost screamed at the sight of the quiet, dark, brooding member of Sabertooth sitting cross-legged at her table while his Exceed sat on the table eating a care.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" she screamed (yeah…she failed at the one but at least it was an angry, indignant, scream and not a pathetically terrified one). "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"

Rogue blinked his red eyes. He reminded her eerily of Gajeel, whether it was because he too was a dark, brooding, Dragon Slayer, or because he also almost killed her, she didn't know. It was just odd. "We heard about your kisses," Rogue said as if that explained everything.

She flushed at that. "What?!" she snarled wondering if she should summon Taurus and have this pervert knocked out.

"Fro wants to be a real froggy-sama!"

While it was a relief to know that Rogue didn't want to kiss her, it didn't help Lucy's temper at all to know it was the cute green cat in a pink frog suit that wanted her kiss. "Do I look like some sort of kissing, magic, machine?!" she shouted.

Rogue blinked at her as if he couldn't work out whether she was tricking him or not. "….yes?" he asked innocently.

It was only because he was a kid and from a different guild that she didn't kick him out of the window as she would if Natsu or Gray had said that to her. Instead she merely pointed at the door furiously and screamed;

"OUT!"

"But-"

"GET OUT NOW!"

"Fro really wanted to be a froggy-sama!" Fro sniffled in his owner's arms. "With slimy skin, ribbitting, and big eyes!"

"I know, Frosch," Rogue patted him gently on the head, "never mind. We'll find a real princess to do the job. Like in the story book."

Lucy doesn't care what Yukino says in her letter a week later. Rogue deserved to have that show flung at him.