Summary: It becomes apparent that certain members of Fairy Tail have fans in Sabertooth.

Pairings: Hero Worship Sting/Natsu, Hero Worship Rogue/Gajeel, Hero Worship Yukino/Lucy, Hero Worship Minerva/Erza, Hero Worship Orga/Laxus, Rufus/Gray/Juvia triangle, one-sided Lyon/Juvia, some mentions of Freed/Laxus, some Mira/Laxus if you really squint, and a tiny bit of Natsu/Lucy thrown in there.

Author's Note: Thank you so much to everyone for giving me over SIX HUNDRED reviews. This is now my third most reviewed fic! So thank you! Thank you a hundred times over!

Once Tartarus and its demons were defeated for once and for all the party began at Fairy Tail. As always. It didn't matter there was rubble where their guild building once stood, Cana was a sniffer dog for alcohol and Freed knew runes to play loud, rock, music for everyone. The party was probably one of their best and not just because they almost died one time too many and needed to blow off steam.

All their friends from other guilds were joining in and Natsu was now lounging on some rubble, with Lucy tucked under his arm and Happy dozing on his shoulder, as Sting lounge on the opposite rubble with Lector curled up in his lap.

"You guys were so awesome!" Natsu enthused. "You really beat that king guy."

"Not as awesome as you, Natsu-san!" Sting enthused back. "You were super powerful in the battle, and were definitely the best out of everyone. I hope to be just as awesome as you one day."

"I disagree," Rogue said quietly before he suddenly turned worshipful eyes to Gajeel. "I think Gajeel was the best."

"Gihihi," Gajeel smirked as he puffed his chest out. Lily rolled his eyes and dragged Happy away before this got way out of hand. As everything usually did when it involved the Dragon Slayers. "Hear that Salamander? You're awesome but I'm the best."

"Best at looking like a gay rock star."

"WHAT WAS THAT?!"

Lucy jolted awake and soon found herself shoved off Natsu onto the floor as Natsu and Gajeel stood face to face screaming at one another. She wasn't able to make out what they were saying though because Rogue and Sting were louder as they childishly poked one another.

"Natsu-san!"

"Gajeel!"

"Natsu-san!"

"Gajeel!"

"Natsu-san!"

"Gajeel!"

"Natsu-san!"

"Gajeel!"

"Natsu-san!"

"Gajeel!"

"Natsu-san!"

"Gajeel!"

"Natsu-san!"

"Gajeel!"

"Natsu-san!"

"Gajeel!"

"Natsu-san!"

"Gajeel!"

With a heavy sigh, Lucy turned back to look at Natsu only to see that Gajeel and him had taken to shoving one another.

"What are you saying Salamander?!" Gajeel barked as he shoved Natsu into an old pillar. "I'm obviously the best!"

"At what?" Natsu punched Gajeel into what might have been one of the urinals from the bathroom, it was rather hard to tell. "Landing on your face? I was the one that landed the final blow."

"With my help!" Gajeel snarled as he spat out bits of plumbing. "And you wouldn't have been able to do anything if it weren't for Bunny Girl!"

"Neither could you!"

Lucy barely rolled out of the way as the four Dragon Slayers somehow managed to end up in a brawl with one another. She fell flat on her back feeling her eyes roll round in her head, too exhausted to do more than lay there. That is until Yukino appeared as she held out her hand to help her up.

"Thank You, Yukino," she smiled.

Yukino flushed in return. "It is nothing," she slurred slightly, and Lucy grimaced as she realised another person fell victim to Cana's drinking games. "Lucy-sama…I want to tell you….Lucy-sama….I greatly admire you."

"Aw!" Lucy cooed as she pulled Yukino into a hug. "I love you too, Yukino!"

Laxus, however, did not enjoy the affections of his Sabertooth member. He had been in the middle of chilling with his friends when Orga suddenly slung his arm round him.

"Laxus-kun!" he shouted drunkenly. "You are the greatest! I bow down to your awesomeness. In fact I have written a song and-"

"Touch me," Laxus said in a chilling tone that caused the wild lightning God Slayer to freeze, "and I will kill you."

"Ara! Ara!" Mira cooed as she served them more drinks. "Has Laxus made a new friend?"

"Not if I can help it," Freed glowered.

Mira would have chided him for being so selfish but she caught sight of Erza and Minerva having a standoff, and thought best to keep a cautious eye on it (after all they can't have the foundations of their building destroyed in the same day their building had been destroyed). They stood there staring at one another before Erza suddenly nodded respectfully and Minerva nodded back.

"Erza."

"Minerva."

Erza then turned her back on her ex-enemy in favour of kicking Jet and Droy for stealing her cake (they didn't, but Erza had three drinks and was already violently drunk). Mira smiled as she saw Minerva gaze at Erza adoringly, as many children did. "She so cool!" Minerva squealed under her breath.

Gray had also witnessed this, as well as Laxus being drooled on by Orga, Lucy being snuggled by Yukino, and Sting and Rogue fighting in defence of their heroes, and felt the need to whine.

"Why does everyone get a fan but me?!" he yelled. "I'm just as powerful as Natsu! In fact I'm better than him 'cause I would never accidentally destroy a whole village! Where's my fan? I want one!"

"Gray!" Rufus appeared out of nowhere as he wrapped his arms round Gray's waist. His hands landed on Gray's crotch much to the ice mage's discomfort. In fact he seemed to have turned quite literally into a block of ice, out of shock and horror. "You don't need to demand a fan, you have one right here waiting and willing. After all I deeply admire your magic. My memory keeps it fondly as does it cherish your body."

"Guh!" Gray choked out.

Someone rescue him!

Juvia, proving once again (in her head) that she was Gray's true love seemed to have heard Gray's mental scream as she suddenly blasted Rufus with enough water to drown a whole city. He fell flat on the ground as he gurgled.

"Stay away from Juvia's Gray-sama!" Juvia screeched. "Or Juvia shall make death seem sweeter in comparison."

Everyone who wasn't fighting, or worshipping Fairy Tail members, or just drunk out of their minds (Cana), watched in horror as a weird three-way fight/attempted rape seemed to start between Rufus, Juvia, and Gray – poor Gray desperately tried to crawl away but each time he tried he was dragged back in.

"I'm torn…" Lyon confessed to Chelia as he watched this drama unfold. "Part of me wants to protect Gray's virtue but another part of me wants him to stay the hell away from Juvia."

"You're an idiot."

(The night ended with Fairy Tail's Master sobbing himself to sleep. After all his brats might cause chaos and destruction but his brats' fangirls managed to finish the job and more!)