Summary: Or why Gray tried to get a restraining order on Juvia…again.

Pairings: Gray/Juvia.

YouTube Prompt: Any love triangle involving Gray and Juvia, in Juvia's head, tribute to 'Misery Business' by Paramore…because you can almost hear Juvia ranting whenever Lucy or Ultear gets too close to Gray.

She slid in with ease of someone who was either a burglar or did this far too often to be considered an innocently infatuated girl.

She was, of course, the latter and not the former….though she did steal his clothes sometimes, and she occasionally stole something of his to add to her shrine. Nothing that he would care too much about. He had no problem at all with replacing his toothbrush.

She sighed dreamily at the sight of him.

He was all but naked with his bed sheets kicked off the bed (she is surprised he even bothered considering how hot he gets in shorts) and his boxers charmingly stuck on his knees as he tried to sleep strip his way through the night.

She drank it all in from the way his dark hair fell over his face, which was sweet and innocent in his sleep, to his sexy, perfect abs, and those legs – oh Gray-sama!

She carefully slid his boxers back up covering his modesty and protecting her virtue. She wanted so desperately to wait until the wedding night for that. After she ensured his private parts were perfectly covered, she climbed into his bed and curled blissfully against his naked chest as she forced his arm round her.

This was heaven.

It was almost nine cloud….to make it so there was only one little thing…just one little kiss wouldn't hurt, surely?

She pressed her lips onto his shoulder, and then again, and again, before she suddenly latched onto his neck, and then peppered his face with loving kisses to express exactly how much she adored him, she then swooped down to kiss his guild mark.

"Oh Gray-sama!"

"JUVIA!" Gray-sama suddenly shot up throwing her out of the bed and onto the floor. "WHAT THE HELL?!"

It isn't surprising for anyone that Gray immediately took out the twentieth fifth restraining order out on Juvia that year alone. Unfortunately her wailing, sobbing, and tendency to drown others as she cried, as well as the strong belief that guild members stick together no matter what, meant that Gray was forced to go back and get the restraining order retracted.

Gray was then told by the Magic Council to never come again. Since he obviously couldn't make his mind up about a restraining order on Juvia then he could deal with the situation on his own.