Summary: Jet and Droy might not be able to resist a sleeping beauty, but the dragon guarding her sure won't let them near her…
Pairings: Jet/Levy/Droy and Gajeel/Levy.
YouTube Prompt: A boys tribute to 'I Wish I Was James Bond' by Scouting for Girls, because it suits Natsu's playful imagination and hyper-activeness, Gajeel's double agent life, and the others general excitement for a battle.
Levy had fallen asleep at a desk.
It was a normal occurrence as Levy always got too enthusiastic with her research or the book she was reading at the time that she would forget to go home and collapse onto the desk out of sheer exhaustion. Usually Mirajane would find her in time to wrap a blanket round her and put a pillow under head, or Freed would carry her home, or Erza, or Lucy would gently wake her….but this time it was two, well-meaning, but perverted and love-struck boys that found her.
"Levy-Chan!" Jet cooed. "She looks so peaceful."
"Beautiful," Droy agreed, "a real sleeping beauty…"
Droy's words sunk into the pair and they both almost had nosebleeds at the mere thought of kissing Levy's perfect lips. They glanced at one another and immediately yelled at one another;
"I WILL KISS LEVY-CHAN!"
"No," Jet snarled, "I will kiss her!"
"No," Droy snapped in reply, "I will!"
"No, me!"
"Me!"
"Me!"
"Me!"
"Me!"
"Me!"
"Me!"
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"Me!"
"Me!"
"Me!"
"Me!"
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"Me!"
"Me!"
Jet and Droy were so distracted with their argument (their faces were now mere inches one another as they kept poking each other in the chest with their fingers) that they didn't notice a giant dark shadow the shimmer in the darkness lurk up behind them. "SHUT THE FUCK UP BOTH OF YOU!" Gajeel roared as he punched both Droy and Jet so hard they collided into different bookcases which caused the books to collapse onto them and knocked them out. "Perverts," Gajeel growled, "neither of you are going to kiss my Shrimp."
He took two great big steps towards Levy and shook his head exasperated. "Man, Shrimp, you sure are stupid just sleeping wherever you please," he muttered. "It invites all sorts of trouble." He brushed her hair out of her face and then pressed his lips on her forehead.
She stirred and blinked repeatedly as she tried to wipe the sleep out of her eyes. "Gajeel?" she murmured sleepily. Her eyes landed on Jet and Droy's bleeding and unconscious forms, and she sweat-dropped at the very sight. "Oh dear…" she sighed exasperatedly, "really Gajeel. I do wish you would be gentler with them."
"They were being fucking perverts!"
"They were no such thing!" Levy protested in her friends' defence. "They were only looking out for me."
"They were going to molest you," Gajeel growled, "They saw you were vulnerable and they were going to touch you. What the hell were you dong just sleeping in the archive where any pervert could find you?!"
"I'm sure you'd know! You're the biggest pervert I know!" Levy snapped. She then blushed as several, rather perverted, memories assaulted her and then she smiled sheepishly. "I was only waiting for them to go home. Whenever I try to leave before them they keep insisting on walking me home and we can't have them doing that, can we? It'll open a whole new can of worms."
Gajeel cracked his knuckles. "I would have to fucking kill them," he said simply.
"You know," Lily pointed out as he hovered behind them, "you might not have much difficulty with those two if you just told them that you two have been living together for the last six months."