Summary: Natsu's naivety gets him into trouble….

Pairings: Implied Natsu/Lucy, Gray/Gajeel friendship, implied Elfman/Evergreen, implied Juvia/Gray, implied Gajeel/Levy, and general friendships within the guild.

YouTube Prompt: A general Fairy Tail Tribute to 'Don't Stop me Now' By Queen…because isn't it just Fairy Tail's attitude?

"Really?" Natsu blinked dumbly. "It's that fun."

"Oh definitely," Gray drawled out, "best game in the world."

"Gihihi," Gajeel snickered, "You don't know what you're missing, Salamander."

"And I have to play it with a girl?" Natsu questioned. "I can't play it with you two?"

"God no!" Gray looked a little green at the thought. "What sort of twisted things are you into, flame brain? It's got to be a girl."

"Okay…"

"A girl you like," Gajeel smirked, "not just any girl. It has to be with a girl you want to play with the most."

"Yosh!" Natsu punched the air. "I know just the person – Lucy!"

It was then when Gajeel and Gray burst into giggles and clutched one another so they wouldn't fall onto the floor and roll about laughing. It had been a deadly dull day and a chat over some drinks led to cooking up a certain prank on Salamander (like he didn't deserve it with all the pranks and his fleabag had played on them), and now it was in action. They couldn't wait.

"Lucy! Lucy! Lucy!" Natsu bounced like a child as he pulled at Lucy's sleeve. "Come play with me!" he whined.

Lucy sighed heavily and put her book down. "What would you like to play Natsu?" she asked in a slightly condescending tone, the one a mother might use on her child.

"I want to play Hide the Sausage."

There was a deathly silence that filled the guild. Cana choked on her drink, Mira almost dropped a glass, Gray and Gajeel were silently roaring with laughter, while everyone else stared at Natsu.

Lucy's eyes almost fell out of her head as she slowly turned a bright red.

"THAT IS MAN!"

Elfman had been the first one to break the silence in order to give Natsu some congratulations on his manly move on Lucy. Evergreen was the second one to speak; "No it isn't!" she shrieked as she smacked Elfman over the head with her fan. "What is wrong with you?!"

"Erm, Lucy," Natsu waved a hand in front of her face, "Hello? Anyone in there? Are you going to play with me or what?"

It wasn't so much Natsu that woke Lucy up from her horrified, humiliated, dazed state but rather the sight of Gray and Gajeel laughing that startled her into anger.

"NATSU, YOU PERVERT!" Lucy shrieked furiously. "LUCY KICK!"

And with that Natsu flew out of the building with grace. Gajeel and Gray truly broke down into hysterical laughter at that to the point there were tears in their eyes. "Oh God," Gray gasped as he clutched his sides, "what a fucking moron!"

"Tch," Gajeel agreed, "idiot."

"Hem-hem."

The two boys froze as they were suddenly aware of a dark, angry, and evil aura standing behind them. Slowly, ever so slowly, they turned round to find Erza, Levy, Mirajane, Lucy, and even Juvia standing there looking furious.

"Juvia is ever so disappointed in you Gray-sama," Juvia informed him, "it wasn't very nice to Natsu-san. Not nice at all."

"Gajeel," Levy growled.

"How dare you abuse one's innocence in order to besmirch a fair maiden's virtue?!"

"Satan Soul."

"I'm going to make you wish you stayed in Tartarus."

Soon enough Gray and Gajeel also joined Natsu in flying out of the building and landing, head first, into the canal. Only they were far more bruised, tortured, and generally tormented, than Natsu had been.

It wasn't punishment enough.