Summary: Sequel to Making a Move! Lucy takes Cana's advice…..and it fails epically.

Pairings: Natsu/Lucy, Gray/Juvia, Cana/Lucy friendship, general other friendships, and some parental Laxus/Master (because sometimes poor Laxus feels like the parent).

Author's Note: I aired this idea out to my sister and she kept insisting I should write it. So blame her for this highly inappropriate, very high, high, T, almost bordering M, rated fic (you have been warned). Also this is dedicated to my little sister since she wanted it so badly, I hope you're happy at Uni right now XD.

"I'm going to do it."

It was another party at the guild building in order to celebrate…..well Lucy forgot there was usually a reason to these parties, perhaps it was because they can now afford luxury toilet paper thanks to all the jobs they've been getting? Who knows? The point was, it was a party, Lucy had several drinks with Cana, and now she was determined to try again and make another move on Natsu.

This time doing to Cana's way.

"Well then do it," Cana snapped exasperated. It had been the fifth time Lucy had said this and she was beginning to get fed up. "Don't just talk about it!"

"I will do it," Lucy agreed firmly. "After one last drink."

That had been what she said four drinks ago, and usually Cana would totally encourage Lucy's drinking and then throw the consequences at Natsu as he had to be the one to cart Lucy's home and let her pet him to keep her calm (which was always fucking hilarious to watch), but having put up with Lucy being lovesick over Natsu (blee! Pass the sick bucket) for hours now, Cana was bored and wanted to see some action.

"Oh for fuck sake!"

Losing all patience with her lightweight friend, Cana pushed Lucy out of the stool and towards Natsu. Of course, having drank many glasses of sake, Lucy staggered helplessly before she tripped over Gray's shirt and toppled over.

Natsu caught Lucy just in time before she landed face first onto the floor. Barely. Cana leaned back with a whiskey, smirking, as she waited for the fireworks that were surely to come. "Natsu!" Lucy gasped. Her big eyes, which looked even bigger now her pupils were dilated, stared up innocently at him. "Natsu!" she repeated.

Natsu blinked. "Yeah?"

"Natsu," Lucy repeated, again. Oh Jeeze, perhaps Cana should have written a speech on Lucy's hand first….

"Lucy," he mimicked, and then laughed.

Idiot.

"Natsu," Lucy said again, only this time she carried on to say something else, "I want to sleep with you," she repeated her words from two weeks, and this time, this time, she left no room for doubt in which she meant when slid her hand down his pants and squeezed.

Everyone went silent. Several people choked on their drinks, Cana whooped in delighted laughter, Juvia squealed happily, Gray looked like a gormless fish, and Happy died of horror and embarrassment, Wendy had tried to revive him but it had been hard for her to reach the blue cat since Gajeel suddenly grabbed her by the waist and covered her eyes.

"Protect Natsu's virtue…?" Erza murmured to herself bewildered. The idea of having to protect a boy's virginity was completely foreign to her. "Not Lucy's but Natsu's….that doesn't sound right."

"Gray-Sama!" Juvia cried out ecstatically. "Now Love Rival is out the way there is no one to get in the way of our love!" she then took a leaf out of Lucy's book, tackled him to the ground, and stuck her own hand down his boxers.

"Gah!"

No one really paid either of them attention as that was typical behaviour for Juvia and Gray.

"Lucy," Natsu said in a rather husky voice. Everyone stopped in their freaking out in order to watch again, wondering what exactly would be Natsu's reaction to this violation and blatant invitation to go to bed with Lucy. Usually, he would react high-pitched, confused, and loudly as he accused Cana for drugging Lucy and making her even weirder than normal. This was typical Natsu behaviour whenever Lucy was drunk and he wasn't, but when Natsu drank, he got more and more sedated (which was why for two years straight Master started dosing his food for a more peaceful evening in the guild….until Mirajane caught him and stopped him) to the point he passed out into a deep sleep, and like everyone else, he had obviously been drinking this night. "Can you let go?" he asked calmly but cheerfully. "It's kinda hard to walk if you hold on to that."

Several people collapsed out of the sheer stupidity Natsu displayed while Lucy disappointedly let go and ran out of the guild before she too died of embarrassment and horror. Natsu blinked and looked around. "What was that about?"

"….Idiot," Gajeel finally managed to bark. "She was trying to get you to bed with her."

"Oh," Natsu's eyes widened. "Okay then," he then promptly walked towards the guild's door.

"Where the hell are you going?!"

"To join Lucy in bed like she asked."

"….how are you still alive, you fucking moron?!"

It was agreed amongst everyone but Natsu to keep him away from Lucy's that night (in order to ensure he was alive and had all of his limbs). Natsu protested these through the medium of violence and of course the guild building sort of imploded during the fight.

Master was not pleased…..actually that's putting it mildly, Laxus had to comfort the sobbing man and rock him to sleep (much to his irritation).