Summary: Lisanna wakes up a particularly dangerous Sleeping Beauty…

Pairings: Lisanna/Bickslow, implied sibling Mira/Lisanna/Elfman, implied Natsu/Lucy, implied Lisanna/Juvia friendship, implied other friendship feels.

YouTube Prompt: A Bickslow, or just a general Fairy Tail, tribute to 'Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing' by Witch Doctor….

Lisanna had always been curious about Bickslow.

She couldn't tell you why, perhaps it was because he was so wild, not in a destructive way like Natsu but in a truly insane, punk rock, unique way, or perhaps it was because he was so loving towards his babies and that made her broody womb tingle, or maybe it was just because there was no one else in the guild who treated her normally.

All her old friends and her brother and sister treated her like glass. Yes, even Natsu thought she was breakable, and it was driving her insane as she is never able to go on a proper mission anymore. And then the newer members looked at her oddly, Lucy was very awkward round her (probably because of her own feelings for Natsu but still, it kinda hurt that Lisanna couldn't get close to Lucy), Juvia was rather shy (unlike her Edo-self, who had been Lisanna's best friend), Wendy was even more shy, and Gajeel, Charle, Lily…..well they weren't good for conversations. So Lisanna was either breakable or someone to avoid in her guild, and it kinda really hurt…..but Bickslow likes to drag her out to parties, he plays awesomely dangerous games with her, and they could talk about nothing all day long and still enjoy the conversation.

In fact that had been exactly what they were doing before. They had been in the middle of discussing the pros and cons of eating noodles dry, after having talked about which was better pirates or ninjas, and then before that bickering whether that cloud looked like Laxus' buttocks or not, when Bickslow peacefully drifted off to sleep and Lisanna soaked in the sunshine and peacefulness of the day.

(A very rare event for any Fairy Tail mage usually because Natsu would ruin it, somehow.)

She glanced down at Bickslow just for a moment and found herself captivated. Like Natsu, Bickslow was rarely peaceful and serene but, by God, he was peaceful and serene in this moment. His beautifully carved face looked much softer, prettier, as it relaxed to the point his mouth had opened a little bit. His black tattoo on his nose added to his odd beauty, and his dark blue hair bushed against his long eyelashes tantalisingly.

Lisanna didn't even realise she had moved until her lips touched his.

That was when the very worst thing, for Bickslow that is, happened. Shock, as he was very light sleeper (you had to be when you shared a room with Laxus who shoots lightning in his sleep), woke him up instantly as he felt something touch his lips, and without any conscious control over his magic, and his lack of a helmet (ever slept with one on? Don't…..its painful), his instantly enslaved Lisanna on the spot when his eyes shot open and met her pretty big blue ones.

"Oh fuck!" Bickslow swore as Lisanna's beautiful blue eyes whirled with neon green of his magic. "Mirajane and Elfman are going to kill me!"

"I am yours to command, Master," Lisanna said in a monotone voice, "just tell me what to do and I shall do it."

"Well…." Bickslow then suddenly shook his head and banged his helmet on. "No!" he yelled as he banged his helmet hard on his head again. "I must resist the temptation! I don't want to be castrated by Demon Mirajane!"

Lisanna tilted her head at him. "Master?" she asked, still monotone but there was a slight curious infliction to it. The strap of her tank top chose then to fall down her shoulder which brought Bickslow's attention to her creamy pale skin, her rising bosom, and the fact she looked -

"Gah!" Bickslow screamed as he shook his head wildly. "Stay away from me, you temptress!"

He then ran away as fast as he could before Mira or Elfman (who was probably lurking in the trees watching him) could see him perving on their little sister and hack his penis into little bits and serve it to him on a dinner plate.

Fortunately as soon as he got far enough from Lisanna the spell broke. Not that he was aware of this, he was still running as fast as he could to sanctuary, and maybe take up being a monk so he wouldn't ever end up in this situation again.

Lisanna blinked. She was suddenly alone in a field, and for some reason, for the life of her, she couldn't remember the last couple minutes. "Huh?" she murmured. "What happened?"

She touched her lips briefly and flushed, for some strange reason she had a distinct feeling that she had kissed someone wonderful.