Summary: Natsu reads another spell of the request board that doesn't swap bodies but rather personality traits….oh no!

Pairings: Natsu/Happy friendship, Wendy/Charle friendship, implied Gajeel/Levy, implied Gray/Juvia, implied one-sided Freed/Laxus, Cana/Booze, Erza/Cake, implied, totally in someone's head, Natsu/Lisanna, and finally, as always, Natsu/Lucy.

Author's Note: This is for WaterDragonMaverick, who had requested this fic mainly for the Juvia!Lucy. I hope this fulfils that desire.

Natsu and Wendy had been at the request board when it happened. It was all Natsu's fault, everyone agrees on that, he was the moron that picked up the request and read the funny words. Honestly! You would have thought he learnt from the last time! A bright light filled the room and they suddenly found themselves on the floor.

"All right you bastards!" Wendy shouted as she flew back to her feet. Her cheeks were red with fury and her hands were curled up into fists. "Who threw that at me?! I'll kill you all!"

"Aye Sir!" Charle agreed.

"Idiot," Happy snorted as he rolled his eyes in disgust. He immediately softened into worry as he spotted his charge curled on the floor. "Natsu are you okay?"

"Yeah," Natsu murmured shyly, "I'm sorry."

Happy opened his mouth to scold Natsu for needless apologies when a sudden blonde blur knocked Happy out of the way and suddenly crashed into Natsu.

"Eek!" Natsu squeaked helplessly.

"NATSU-SAMA!"

"Oi!" Happy snapped as he eyed Lucy, who was hanging off of Natsu, her legs locked round his waist, her arms round his neck as she seemed to accidentally choke the life out of him, in disgust. "Watch where you're going."

"Oh Natsu-sama!" Lucy cooed. "Lucy had missed you. Where have you been? Have you been with love rivals?!" she gasped horrified and her eyes landed on Happy. "Love Rival," she growled.

"You're demented," Happy said flatly.

"I don't know," Freed said having witnessed the whole thing. "Being openly affectionate is MAN!" Freed roared.

"Please, Freed," Elfman sniffed haughtily, "keep it down. Not everything is 'man' which is the incorrect-"

Elfman didn't get to finish lecturing Freed as Wendy had managed to throw Max into him, and he, of course, crashed into Freed, and the pair of them (and Max) ended up brawling until they crashed into Cana smashed her glass of brandy.

"MY BRANDY!" Cana shrieked. A dark, evil, and furious aura started to leak out of her as she stared down on the floor. "Freed," she said coldly causing the green haired man to stiffen, "Elfman, Max," the other two shuddered, "while I admire you for showing your loving bonds as brother in arms with a good fight, you do not destroy my brandy," she summoned a sword from her sword card, "Prepare to be executed swiftly."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Erza, on the other hand, merely laughed at the sight as she licked the icing of her plate and then waved the empty thing at Kinana. "Top me up, Kinana-Chan," she half slurred on a complete sugar high. "I need more and more."

The brawl Wendy caused had gotten extra loud now Cana had joined in and most of the people involved (which unsurprisingly was the male population of the guild and Wendy) were now screaming.

"Oi!" Erza snapped as she lazily waved a sword at them. "Knock it off. I want to enjoy my cake."

"Guys," Bickslow said waving his arms in a calm down gesture, "I think we need to sit down and think things through. Something is obviously not right because if you think about this logically-"

"Bwhahahahaha," Levy laughed insanely, she was crouched over a chair, and if Jet and Droy weren't too busy fighting over who was more in love with Levy (and being pulled into the brawl) they would have been drooling over the fact they could see up her skirt from her position. "I like your style, stud," she elbowed a very naked Gajeel.

"Crap!" Gajeel roared. "How did that happen?"

Gray just sulked in the corner as Juvia sat beside him, her arms crossed and she sighed. "Ah," she sighed again heavily, "this is so typical of Fairy Tail."

"Hn," Gray grunted.

"Lucy-San, ano…" Natsu blushed brightly as Lucy snugged her face against his chest. "Could you please let me go?" he asked quickly. "I'm sorry!" he also added hastily.

"Don't apologise to the weirdo!" Happy scolded Natsu.

"Sorry," Natsu mumbled.

"But Natsu-sama," Lucy pleaded tearfully, "we are destined to be together no matter what other love rivals might say about it," she shot a dark look at Lisanna, not that Lisanna paid any attention she was too busy trying to stop Wendy from accidentally killing Romeo with her brawl. "Our love is a strong pure thing that one day will result in our thirty children!"

"T-thirty? Ano…isn't that too many?"

"Oi!" Happy barked. "Keep your dirty thoughts away from my charge!"

"Ah!" Lucy cried out as she clung tightly to Natsu. "Another Love Rival!"

Happy looked horrified. This had been the eighteenth time in the last fifteen minutes that Lucy accused him of being her Love Rival. "There is something wrong with you," he said coldly.

It was then when Master and Laxus walked back in the guild. They took one look at Wendy causing the brawl and knew instantly that something was wrong. Especially when they saw Juvia act like a reasonable human being, Freed shouting about manliness, Lucy clinging to Natsu, who looked shy of all things, Gajeel stripping, Bickslow being calm, and Levy acting like a complete wild child sticking her tongue out to everyone….yeah this wasn't quite right for their usually chaotic Fairy Tail. It took them a good twenty minutes to figure out what exactly happened. Then it took another ten minutes to figure out the counter-spell, and then another to actually cast it right (have you tried casting a spell on thirty brawling people? It would have been easier if Laxus was allowed to shock them into silence but nooooooooooooooooooo…they had to do it humanely), but soon enough everyone was returned back to normal.

Lucy blinked and blinked, and then finally it sunk in that she was clinging to Natsu (who was grinning like a maniac while Happy giggled) before she yelped. "What the hell?!" she pulled away and quickly scrambled backwards

"Oh my!" Wendy gasped as she looked in dismay at all the broken bodies beneath her feet. "I'll start healing right away! I'm so sorry!"

"I should die," Charle muttered as she sat in a corner, "I acted like that oblivious idiot."

"WHY THE FUCK AM I NAKED?!" Gajeel roared furiously. "THIS IS YOU FAULT, ICE WANKER!"

"WHAT WAS THAT RUSTY BREATH?!"

"Laxus-sama!" Freed wept hysterically. "I have behaved in the most appalling fashion these last few minutes. You have every right to execute me!"

"…" Laxus suddenly turned his face from Freed and then jammed his thumb in the green haired mage's general direction. "Are you sure we cured them?" he asked cynically.

"Honestly," Master grumbled as his children withered away in embarrassment, he scowled down at the spell that Natsu had read out loud that caused this whole mess. "I wish this prankster stopped posting these sort of spells. It makes my shitty brats even more annoying to deal with."

FTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFT

"Sounds like we missed quite an adventurous afternoon," Bisca commented as she tucked a napkin down Asuka's t-shirt. "Perhaps it is best though. I would hate to think what sort of parenting we would have given if I suddenly swapped my love for guns with Cana's alcoholism."

"Yeah that would be bad," Gray agreed with a grimace. "But the spell only changed our personalities not our likes….which in Cana's case would be her addiction. For example, Erza became more relaxed like Cana is but she was still into cake, and Cana was easily angered like Erza but her love for booze was still there."

"So when someone swapped their personality with Juvia," Alzack smiled at the thought, he loved all of his guild mates but he couldn't see anyone pull stalker crazy off as well as Juvia could, "they didn't become obsessed with Gray, they became obsessed with the person they liked."

"Aye!" Happy agreed looking up from his fish. "Lucy was just like Juvia with her Natsu-sama."

The realisation suddenly sunk in with everyone. Gray's eyes widened, Mira squealed delightedly, Juvia did a secret victory dance that Love Rival was no longer her Love Rival, and Erza choked on her vegetables (she was being forced fed after all the sugar she consumed with Cana's addictive personality).

"Hang on!" Gray yelped. "Wouldn't that mean…?"

"Aye Sir!" Happy agreed. "She liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes him."