Summary: Gajeel and Rogue share a bedroom and discover quite quickly they have something in common….

Pairings: Gajeel/Rogue friendship, Rogue/Frosch friendship, and Gajeel/Lily friendship.

YouTube Prompt: Crack Tribute to the Dragon Slayers relationship with their Exceed partners to 'Never Have a Friend like Me' from Disney's Aladdin.

It was a mission that required co-operation with Sabertooth, so of course the Fairy Tail mages sent were Gajeel, Natsu, and Lucy (and of course, Lily and Happy) who had a somewhat good relationship with Sting, Rogue, and Yukino.

They ended up in a hotel crashing for the night. It was decided by Lucy that Gajeel and Natsu should be kept apart in order to keep the hotel standing (though considering that meant Natsu and Sting were rooming together, Gajeel wasn't entirely sure Bunny Girl's plan was going to work).

So far, it hadn't been so bad. Even if the annoyingly silent Shadow Dragon Slayer seemed to spend an eternity in the bathroom. "What the fuck are you doing in there?!" Gajeel barked. "Putting your hair in rollers, heh," he smirked at his own joke.

"I will be out in a minute," Rogue's voice could barely be heard he was speaking so quietly and well-mannered, "Gajeel-kun." Gajeel rolled his eyes at the reverent tone for his name. He liked the brat, he really did, but God the hero-worship can be annoying.

Especially when he hasn't done anything to deserve it. Wait till he really saves the world, then Rogue can worship the crap out of him for all Gajeel cares.

Gajeel went back to strumming his guitar. He wanted to write a really wicked song and get Bunny Girl to dance to it, preferably in a sexy bunny suit, which will definitely get Salamander all wound up, and then Gajeel can have a fight which he will definitely win…

"Bathroom is free."

Gajeel looked up and froze at the sight before him. Rogue had just stepped out of the bathroom wearing a pink frog onesie…..a teenage boy, dressed in a pale pink frog onesie….Pink. Frog. Onesie. That matched his cat's costume perfectly.

He couldn't hold it in anymore. Gajeel immediately dropped his guitar and rolled on the bed in hysterical laughter. It took the last shred of his self-control to not piss himself laughing.

"SHUT UP!"

"Gihihihihihi," Gajeel snickered as he sat up, he had to wipe tears of mirth away from his eyes, "You look like a complete moron."

To make this moment even more special and hilarious, the little weird, but totally cute (do not tell anyone he said that or he'll hammer you to death!), green cat in a matching pink, frog, onesie, piped up with;

"Fro think so too Sama!"

Gajeel roared with laughter again.

"Shut up!" Rogue shouted as he pointed wildly at Gajeel. There was two bright red splotches on his face that amused Gajeel even more. So the kid could get riled up after all. "And Frosch," Rogue stared down at his Exceed partner with a heartbroken look. "This was the present you brought me."

"Oh," the Exceed's mouth dropped open into a perfect little 'O', "Fro had forgotten sama."

"Honestly," Gajeel smirked, "what sort of grown man wears matching pyjamas with his cat of all people?"

"But Gajeel," Lily hovered nearby, dressed cutely in blue pinstriped pyjamas and bunny slippers, "we're wearing matching pyjamas too."

Gajeel's face loss all colour as Rogue had his turn to burst into hysterical laughter at the realisation.

It is needless to say that this resulted in Gajeel punching Rogue, and Rogue punching him back, and the pair of them (and Salamander and Sting, as it turned out they weren't getting along either) destroyed the hotel.

Bunny Girl and Yukino were not pleased about it.

Not at all.

(Both Gajeel and Rogue will swear their right buttocks will never be the same again.)