Summary: Mirajane's birthday present to Natsu causes problems….
Pairings: Mira/Natsu friendship, implied Mira/Laxus, implied Gray/Natsu (if you're wearing your slash goggles like Juvia), implied Juvia/Gray, implied friendship feels between Natsu and everyone else, and, of course, Natsu/Lucy all the way.
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"A label maker?" everyone chorused as they leaned over Natsu's shoulder to see what Mira had brought him for his birthday. Natsu was extremely difficult to buy for so most people just brought him food, or had given him money to do whatever he wanted with it (which was usually just to buy more food), so when Mirajane had presented him with a parcel, everyone's insane curiosity got the better off them and they all watched as he unwrapped it. "That's a bit….not Natsu," Lucy added as she voiced exactly what everyone else was thinking (and sweat-dropping about).
"Ah!" Mira smirked knowingly, "Wait and see what sort of label it makes."
"All right then!" Natsu said cheerfully as he made the label and used the machine to stick it on Mirajane's breast since there was nowhere else that he could put it on (apart from maybe the bar but Natsu never claimed to be intelligent). "Awesome!" he crowed delightedly. "Thanks Mira!"
Everyone else leaned in to read the label and nearly everyone's jaw dropped at what it read. Some of the boys screamed horrified, some of the girls started to crack their knuckles, and the offensive label, stuck on Mira's left boob read;
Property of Natsu Dragneel.
The only reason Laxus missed with his lightning attack was because Natsu dashed off while laughing like a maniac. He went mad sticking labels on virtually everything he decided belonged to him. He labelled his favourite stool, Happy's forehead, and several plates and glasses that he preferred to eat on and drink out of.
"YOU CAN'T CLAIM THESE!" Gray bellowed. "THEY BELONG TO THE GUILD!"
"LIKE HELL I CAN'T!"
And that's when another infamous brawl started between the two of them. It was made worse when Natsu thought it was hilarious to tape over Gray's mouth with a label declaring it was his property which of course caused Juvia to shriek and attempt to drown him.
Lucy couldn't tell you what it was, Juvia's tidal wave or the chair Elfman threw, but it was definitely one of the two that knocked her out for the rest of the day…..
Lucy woke up to an uncomfortable feeling. Something sticking to her skin. Actually something was sticking to her skin everywhere. She shifted slightly in hopes of getting rid of the creepy sensation only to hear paper crackle. Worried that she fell asleep on a magazine again and now Mira's latest photo session was glued to her stomach, Lucy's eyes flew open and she went to tear the magazine off, only to find little labels all over her body.
They covered the top of her breasts, her stomach, her arms, her legs, and she even felt one on her forehead. She didn't have to look at them to know what they said, one of them was stuck to her bed (the Property of Natsu Dragneel label did make her eye twitch a little but the moment Mirajane had gifted Natsu the damn thing, Lucy knew in her gut that her bed would end up being one of Natsu's victims). She flushed brightly at the fact that he had made this claim on her but then she quickly reminded herself that Happy and Gray also got one, and knowing Natsu, every member was probably sporting a label or two. He probably thought it was a hilarious joke or something…
Lucy's eyes widened even more. She had moved a little bit when she felt something poking her backside and as she carefully patted her bottom, hand under her skirt and knickers, she realised there was something sticking to it. She ripped it off hastily and then held it up to read the one sentence she was dreading to read;
Property of Natsu Dragneel.
"NATSU!"
(Natsu decided it was probably the best for his health and well-being if he just continued hiding under Lucy's bed until her temper died down. He wasn't that stupid and suicidal…)