Summary: Team Natsu and the Connell family end up going to that café that sells caramel mousse…..it does not end well.

Pairings: Natsu/Lucy, Gray/Juvia, Erza/Lucy friendship, parental Bisca/Asuka, parental Alzack/Asuka, Natsu/Erza friendship, implied one-sided Taurus/Lucy, and general other family and friendship feels within the guild.

Author's Note: For WaterDragonMaverick, who wanted Natsu to lick caramel mousse off of Lucy….I hope this satisfies you XD.

"It's you two!"

They were at the little café from Erza's and Bisca's story. It's a bit of a long story as to why but quite simply after a very disastrous game of billiards (where Bisca and Erza managed to somehow break all the windows) Master kicked them out of the guild building so he can have some peace and weep over the broken windows. That led to Team Natsu (and Juvia stalking them) to having tea at the Connells place where Bisca retold her story of how she joined.

Lucy then blurted. "I remember that!"

"You were there?!"

"Oh Lucy!" Erza cried out as she clutched her chest in a gallant gesture. "If only I paid some attention and seen you were a mage! I would have guided you to Fairy Tail instead of this moron. You are welcome to hit me for failing in my duty as a friend."

"No," Lucy sweat-dropped, "that's quite all right. Looking back it's probably a good thing we didn't meet then. I wasn't ready to join. I was nowhere near strong enough or brave enough to be a Fairy Tail mage and I didn't even have Taurus then."

"What's use is that perverted bull?" Natsu grumbled. He had been scowling since Erza mentioned she could have brought Lucy to Fairy Tail. His scowl had darkened at Lucy's mention of not being strong enough or brave enough, Lucy was one of the strongest and bravest people he knew since day one, and he didn't like the implication that she didn't believe that. And then on top of that she mentioned Taurus. He never liked that bull. Him and his boob staring, he was even more of a pervert than Gray and that was saying something. "You're better off with me," he said with a cocky arrogance.

Lucy didn't seem to have heard him as she then said to Erza, "It's a shame because I really wanted to try that caramel mousse."

"Come to think of it," Erza said suddenly really depressed, "I never got to try any either!"

And that was how they ended up in the café. And that's when the waitress shouted at them as she pointed to both Erza and Natsu.

The pair of them blinked in unison. "Huh?" they said dumbly.

"You," the waitress shot a venomous look at Erza (brave girl, the members thought. They would never have the guts to do that), "stole my uniform and then put me that god awful swan dress. And you!" the look she gave Natsu would have killed him….if, you know, looks could actually kill a person. "Attacked me, stripped me in the middle of the street, and left me in my underwear!"

"NATSU!" Erza, Lucy, Bisca, and Juvia all thundered. Wendy just blushed on the waitress's behalf while Charle looked disgusted and Asuka blinked innocently.

"What?!" Natsu said gormlessly. "She was wearing Erza's dress! The dress I brought her for her birthday! Erza had to have it back."

"Natsu," Erza was sparkling in a terrifyingly uncharacteristic manner, "your words are so sweet and loving. You are a true brother of the guild. However," and this was when the sparkles disappeared and Erza's usual scary and angry aura appeared, "you do not strip a fair maiden in the middle of the street!"

"You could talk!" the waitress wailed. "You stripped me right here! Get out!" she shrieked. "Get out and never come again because I refuse to serve you."

"Way to go, Ash Brain," Gray snorted, "your stupidity got us kicked out before we can even order anything."

"What was that Snow Cone?!" Natsu snarled.

"You heard me!" Gray snapped. "You're a fucking moron that has no sense at all. Who the fuck strips in a public place?"

"You're stripping right now!"

"Crap!" Gray cursed as he realised he had just passed his boxers to Juvia. Alzack had quickly covered Asuka's eyes while Lucy was doing the same for a bright red Wendy. "Not again!"

"Juvia doesn't mind, Gray-sama!"

"Ha-ha!" Natsu cackled. "Serves you right, you Icicle!"

"Why you-"

And that was when Natsu and Gray started to wrestle. The rest of the members tried to ignore them (and the hysterical waitress) as they successfully ordered tea and cakes from another waitress (who had to step over Natsu and Gray). Unfortunately whatever peace they could have salvaged from that incident was promptly ruined by Gray snatching some old lady's cake and smashing it into Natsu's face and Natsu returning the favour by chucking a scalding hot cup of tea on Gray's back.

An outright food fight broke out leaving no one unscathed.

It was when a particularly beautiful looking strawberry cake landed on Erza's head while she was trying to enjoy a nice cuppa that she decided to step in and end it for good.

"WILL YOU STOP RUINING THIS PRECIOUS FAMILY TRIP TO ENJOY THE CARAMEL MOUSSE?!" Erza suddenly exploded. "EITHER YOU PIPE DOWN OR I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU!"

"A-a-aye!"

Gray and Natsu both stuttered their reply as they clutched one another, terrified for their own lives.

It was too late though. All the mousse was gone, splattered on the walls, the customers, and floors. Lucy was incredibly unimpressed with Natsu and Gray, and that was putting it lightly. "So much for having caramel mousse together," she grumbled, "and now look at me. My clothes are all ruined."

"Aye," Happy agreed, "You look better now."

"Why you little-"

"Oi, Luce," Natsu grinned obliviously, "You got a little something on your cheek."

And that was when Natsu leaned over and licked her face fully. And she means fully, his tongue brushed just at the bottom near her chin, and then followed the arc of her jaw and up her cheek bone, leaving a hot, wet, trail on her cheek and a bright red blush in its wake.

Natsu then smacked his lips. "Yum," he smirked rather devilishly, "Lucy flavoured caramel tastes really good. You have a try Happy!"

"…."

"LUCY KICK!"

Natsu sailed through the shop, broke throw the thin wall between the café and pool hall, and landed on a billiards table, unconscious.

"NATSU!" Erza bellowed as she summoned a sword. "YOU DARE BISMIRCH A LADY'S VIRTUE WITH YOUR TONGUE? PREPARE TO HAVE IT HACKED OFF WITH MY RIGHTEOUS BLADE!"

Asuka watched with wide-eyed innocence as Erza continued to beat the ever-living crap out of Natsu, she then moved to watch Juvia who was squealing excitedly over and over again 'Love Rival was tongued by Natsu-san! That means Gray-sama is Juvia's! Gray-sama tongue Juvia!' and Gray shouting a lot of rude words, while Lucy just fell to her knees and bemoaned about caramel mousse while Happy said something about her weight and got kicked for it.

"ENOUGH!" Bisca shouted as she started to shoot bullets into the ceiling. "You are all setting a bad example to my kid!" she snarled furiously.

It is needless to say that they ended up banned from this café for life.

And the pool hall.

And the village itself.

And Master was sent a very big bill for damage expenses that made him cry.

It was the last time the Connells went on a family trip…..well last time they went on one with Team Natsu.