Summary: Why I think Loke asked Yukino out and punched Natsu….

Pairings: Loke/Virgo friendship, implied Loke/Aries, Spirits/Lucy friendship, Loke/Yukino, Loke/Lucy, and Natsu/Lucy.

YouTube Prompt: General Fairy Tail tribute to 'Hundred Years' by Five for Fighting.

"Did you hear?!" Loke cried out excitedly as he snatched Virgo's hands and pulled his sister into a celebratory dance. "Lucy is letting us request whatever we want!" he jumped up and down excitedly as he spun his expressionless friend quickly. "That means I can ask her for anything. Anything!" already he was dreaming of his Master going on a date with him, dressed in something gorgeous and ready to be ravished.

"Nii-san," Virgo said with her usual monotone voice, "if you request anything as filthy as a kiss or more I will have no choice but to dig your grave."

Loke sweat-dropped, wondering when exactly he had become so obvious. "Erm…" he murmured sheepishly.

"And I'll help put you in it," Capricorn added threateningly as he appeared out of nowhere making Loke jump.

"And I will ensure you're actually dead first," Aquarius said in a terrifying manner.

(Loke may or may not have screamed like a girl and clung to Virgo but come on! He had seen Gray and Natsu act just as pathetically around Erza and believe him, Aquarius was scarier than Erza could ever dream of being.)

"But that is, of course," Gemini said looking exactly like Natsu right now, "if Natsu-san doesn't get to you first and believe us, he will, after all," Gemini instantly transformed into Happy, "He liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes her!"

"That's not fair!" Loke growled indignantly. "Natsu got to make a move on Aries! Why can't I make a move on Lucy! We are, after all, two parts of the same soul."

Loke held on tightly to the right to ask Lucy for a kiss or a date. After all it didn't matter if she was Natsu's girl or not. Natsu was all that Aries could talk about now, she was all beautiful and bronze, and strangely confident as she was showing off her tan, and yet it was 'Natsu-san this' and 'Natsu-san that' and nothing about Leo who had actually done something more meaningful than give a girl a tan.

After all he self-imposed an exile from the spirit world which was slowly killing him in order to ensure that Aries would never get hurt again. If that wasn't meaningful then there was definitely something fucked up with the world.

"It's my request," he said snootily, "I can ask whatever I want. If I want to ask Lucy to give me a lap dance then I shall."

There was a moment of dark silence and then suddenly Capricorn cracked his knuckles as Aquarius said in a terrifying voice that was reminiscent of Erza at her angriest; "Get him!"

(Plue looked up curiously from his dancing with all his other friends, for a moment he could have sworn he heard the leader of the twelve zodiac scream.)

Finally Loke gave in (but that was mainly because Sagittarius pinned him to the wall with his arrows so Aquarius could drown him without him escaping) and when Lucy called him up for his request, he decided, rose in hand to look convincing, to woo the other celestial mage instead.

And to totally punch Natsu for daring to make a move on his girl when he has a perfectly good one himself.