Summary: Lucy's wardrobe change causes questions….

Pairings: Mirajane/Lucy friendship, implied Mirajane/Laxus, implied one-sided Loke/Lucy, implied one-sided all males/Lucy, a little parental Alzack/Asuka, and Natsu/Lucy. As always.

YouTube Prompt: Natsu/Lucy video to Snow Patrol's 'Signal Fire'.

It was Mirajane that noticed there was something odd about it.

It took a long time for her to notice but then again there was nothing new with Lucy having to buy new clothes to replace damaged ones. Everyone has lost count the amount of times Lucy returned home from a job either wearing clothes from the spirit world or Natsu's jacket to keep herself covered (and Natsu would wear a matching glare to warn off the likes of Macao and Wakaba). Not to mention the countless times a brawl in the guild ended with someone tearing her blouse (and then getting punched by Natsu) or the times a simple accident would render Lucy naked.

You know this makes Mirajane wonder if someone up there just wants to see Lucy naked…..it's probably Loke. Yeah, definitely Loke.

Anyway, back to Lucy's new wardrobe. Mira started to notice a new pattern occurring whenever Lucy brought something new. Don't worry, the clothes were gorgeous, Lucy always did have good taste in clothes, but it was just….odd.

For example, this early morning (in which majority of the guild were resting their heads on the tables in hopes their hangovers would disappear), Lucy appeared in a cute new lilac dress. Like the majority of her wardrobe, it was short, and barely reached mid-thigh, but unlike her old wardrobe…

"Is that a new dress?" Mirajane asked sweetly.

"Yeah," Lucy's cheeks turned a faint pink which made Mirajane all the more suspicious, "It's nice, isn't it?"

"It is a nice dress, Lucy," Mirajane agreed. "However…"

Lucy's eyes narrowed at that. She wasn't easily fooled. Not like Natsu. "What?" she asked.

"Well," Mirajane said sheepishly. "I can't help but notice all your new clothes…." Her eyes trailed down to Lucy's front where her breasts were straining against the material that was being held together by a zip. "They all have zips on the front."

Lucy's faint pink immediately turned to a bright red. How interesting….

"It makes it easier," Natsu informed Mirajane as if that explained everything.

Mirajane jumped a little, she hadn't realised he had been listening in on their conversation, or that he had been anywhere near them. He just suddenly appeared out of nowhere, sat himself right beside Lucy to the point his shoulder brushed against hers, and if Mirajane peered over the bar, she was certain she would have seen his hand on Lucy's leg.

"Make it easier for what?" Mirajane demanded to know. Her suspicions quickly becoming a conclusion.

Natsu grinned as if he had been hoping she would ask that. "For me to do this-"

And then, much to Mirajane's shock, Natsu reached over, yanked the zip down and allowed Lucy's breasts (in their black lace glory) spill out of her lilac dress.

"NATSU!" Lucy screeched as she moved to cover herself. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?!"

"Erm…I wasn't?"

"DAMN RIGHT YOU WEREN'T!" Lucy snarled furiously as she struggled to zip her dress back up. "NOW YOU'VE GIVEN THESE PERVERTS A SHOW!"

"No I haven't!"

Natsu's protest instantly died when Wakaba wolf-whistled, Reedus instantly started to paint Lucy in her topless state, several of the boys (much to Mirajane's annoyance this included Elfman, and Laxus, and Gajeel….oh hell all the boys apart from Romeo who was too embarrassed to even look at Lucy and Alzack who was too busy covering his daughter's eyes) were drooling over Lucy, and Macao made things worse by saying; "C'mon Lucy, don't cover them like that. Let us enjoy the show."

"Keep your perverted eyes away from my Lucy!" Natsu roared as he punched Macao in the jaw hard enough to send him flying in to Wakaba, and instantly another brawl began to break out despite the hangovers. "Don't worry Luce," Natsu yelled over his shoulder. "I'll sort this out."

"You caused this mess!" Lucy shrieked in return. "That's it!" she growled, "I don't care how fucking difficult he finds taking my tops off, I'm going back to my normal clothes and the next outfit he burns he can sleep on the fucking sofa!"

And with that, Lucy stormed out of the guild, leaving Mirajane to squeal over the fact that one of her favourite pairings was blatantly having hot monkey sex.

(This was until, once again, someone threw a chair and knocked her out…..but that was just Fairy Tail.)