Summary: This literally just came to me in the shower this evening….I know, I need a life XD.

Pairings: implied Cana/Jellal friendship, Wendy/Jellal friendship, Natsu/Jellal friendship, Master/Porlyusica, Master/OC, parental Master/Jellal, parental Master/Laxus, brotherly Laxus/Erza, brotherly Laxus/Wendy, and some other friendship and family feels within the guild.

Author's Note: Thank you so much for giving me over TWENTY TWO HUNDRED reviews!

It was early evening of the second day of the Magical Games, and really Jellal ought to be out sleuthing about to find out exactly what's going on in Crocus…..instead he was kidnapped by Fairy Tail who insisted that he was part of the family and needed to be caught up on every that's happened, and have a few drinks with your siblings.

Jellal had never felt so overwhelmed as he had Cana's arm draped round his shoulders (as she tried to force more rum down his throat), Wendy nestling in his lap, and Natsu right up against his side as he wildly told the story about the parallel universe the others visited seven years ago.

Yeah, that's right. Natsu, Lucy, Erza, Gray, Wendy, Gajeel, and their Exceeds went to a parallel universe.

Oh, and Lisanna lived in that universe for three years.

To make things even more mind-boggling apparently a parallel version of him had been living with Fairy Tail during those years.

Natsu was just finishing off with the fact that Jellal's parallel version's father was likely to be the Master of Fairy Tail when Gray suddenly piped up with;

"Wait, if Master is the evil father of Mystogen wouldn't that make Gramps Jellal's father?"

Everyone froze. Jellal suddenly flushed as he realised every single member of the guild was now staring at him with dark, scrutinising, looks, as if they were trying to find something of their Master in him.

It was really unsettling.

"Not necessarily," Charle sniffed, "after all it's a parallel world. Not everyone is the same."

"Well genetically we all were," Lucy pointed out, "after all, my counter-part wasn't suddenly a redheaded version of Levy or something. We all looked the same, so for Mystogen and Jellal to look the same they would have had to share the same genetic make-up."

"….."

"It can't be possible," Natsu denied instantly, "I mean it's not like Gramps has sex!"

Everyone mumbled their agreement and were just about to laugh it off when-

"Oi!" Master snapped irritably. "Who are you to talk about my sex life like that? I have you know me and Porlyusica used to do it all night long and-"

"OH MY GOD!" Macao interrupted horrified. "WE DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT!"

"YOU AND GRANNY?!" Natsu shrieked childishly. "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

"I NEED TO COMMIT SUICIDE RIGHT NOW!" Mirajane screamed as she clutched her head. "IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO GET RID OFF THAT IMAGE!"

"MY EYES!" several other members wailed unimaginatively.

"Jellal!" Master barked. Frustrated with his brats' childishness and insanely curious now it was brought up, he had decided it was best to move to the situation at hand. "Was your mother an Esmeralda Fernandes?"

Jellal blinked at that. "Yes actually."

"Well crap," Master cursed sheepishly, ".I really am a terrible parent. Come here son!" And with that he pulled Jellal from Cana's grip (and rum) into a tight, loving, embrace….

"WHAT?!"

"Oh yeah," Master grinned sheepishly at his brats' gobsmacked expressions, "me and Em Fernandes had a great hot steamy affair a few years back. She was really good with her tongue and not to mention what she could with her feet-"

"Please stop talking about my mother like that," Jellal said stiffly in his father's arms, "I have very precious few memories of her, I don't need those images in my head."

"Heh," Master laughed sheepishly. "I best stop with that sort of talk around my precious child's innocent ears. Ah," he sighed reminiscently. "It used to cause all sorts of problems with Ivan. He couldn't cope with his old man getting hotter tail than him."

"And please stop talking about my mother like that," Laxus spoke up coldly, "we both know she was too good for that bastard."

Master was too busy being cheerful to pay any attention to Laxus' grumpiness. In fact, he grabbed Laxus, ignoring his glower, and pulled him in for a group hug. "Ah, my boys!" he said blissfully, unaware of the electric sparks running all over Laxus as the blonde glowered at Jellal, who looked too terrified and mortified to move. "Reunited at last. My beautiful son and my cute little grandson."

"I don't care if you're now my uncle," Laxus growled menacingly at Jellal, "You're not dating my little sister."

"What?!" Jellal stared back with horrified wide eyes. "Wendy?!"

"No you sick pervert!" Laxus barked disgustedly, "I meant Erza!"

At this both Jellal and Erza flushed bright tomato red, everyone started to snicker, and Erza suddenly snapped by punching Laxus' hard enough in the jaw to send him flying.

This, of course, started a brawl.

….and Jellal swiftly used the distraction it caused to escape before his newfound father dragged him to a brothel or something.