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Mrs. J.K., Did you notice how I held back my rants at Dumbledore? A few more stories and I can picture him as a good guy… Nah, like that will ever happen. Oh, yeah, for free, as always.

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The rest of the school year was smooth sailing, with no harassing Snape, and no death traps. I ignored every request of Dumbledore to talk to me with the same answer: make an appointment with Lord Greengrass. The bikinis of the girls had less and less fabric, I complimented them of course, after all, it was in the contract.

After a year of working out with a potion regime, I finally reached my goal, I was a hunk! Daphne and Tracey were salivating when they looked at me. I grinned: "You know, it is allowed and expected to flirt with me too." A double hug from girls in bikinis feels so much better.

3 Year Two. Locked.

I slapped their bums and said: "I am going to miss our private beach. Come, we have to study for our exams on Monday, and if we stay here any longer then I could go too far."

Tracey grinned: "Define too far Heir Potter?" I hugged Tracey and untied the knot of her top, I said softly: "Well, Heiress Secondary Davis, I could remove your top and admire your boobs. I already untied it, do you want me to remove it or wait?"

Blushing, Tracey stammered: "I am not ready yet Harry, next year maybe, or the year after... Daphne, can you tie it back up please?" Laughing, Daphne tied her top back.

I smiled: "Now we know our borders, tell me when I go too far… or not far enough. I think it is proper to let you both set the steps."

Daphne hugged me and said softly: "You can count on it Heir Potter, you made this year wonderful for us. We let you know when to move forwards."

Xxxxx

The Sunday before exams, I cornered the Weasley Twins: "Brothers of mayhem, source of chaos, I need to have a look at The Map, for a fee of course.

The twins took me to an empty classroom, I shook my head: "My dear ignorant brothers, did you know that the headmaster of the school can control the paintings and use them to spy on your actions? I'll bet he knows before you what prank you are going to do. Then you have the elves that follow you around, although they mostly follow me around."

We moved to a secure spot and they activated the map, with a quick look I confirmed the location of Scabbers. I looked at them and said: "Men, you are under a spell, what do you see on your brother Ron's bed?"

F: "Scabbers of"

G: "course"

I said: "Well, I see a different name. Let me ask you a question, how old is the rat?"

F: "Quite"

G: "old"

"Let us make a deal, I need a rat to upset my relatives, Ron's rat is very old so I doubt he will survive the summer, give the rat a sleeping potion and put him in this cage I will buy the rat for a hundred Galleons, you guys buy Ron another pet and the rest is for you. I heard your eldest brother is a curse breaker, let him check you out. Do we have a deal?" And maybe check your arse too.

F: "Why do you"

G: "need Scabbers Harry?"

I shrugged: "I need Scabbers to free Padfoot. It is the only way. No mix-ups guys, or another rat from the dungeons."I handed the cage and the hundred Galleons. A half-hour later they returned with Scabbers, they let me check it on the map. I asked them: "Think for a minute brothers of mayhem, do the names of animals and pets show on the map?"

F: "No, only the"

G: "names of Familiars"

F: "Witch Scabbers"

G: "is not."

I nodded: "Remember, give him a replacement pet, the rest is for your joke shop." When they left, I unshrank my trunk, I carefully aimed and amputated his little feet. Running away without feet will be hard, little rat. Once done, I put Scabbers in a locked compartment of my trunk. After that, I searched the RoR for the tiara. It took me two full hours to find the bloody thing. I levitated it in a dragon hide bag, put it in a lead-covered trunk, and hid it apart in my trunk locked away, the girls sometimes get in there to arrange my things.

To prepare for my move, I did an anonymous tip to Alastor Moody, telling him Barty Jr. is at home under an Imperio. A few days later it was big news. Junior got his last kiss and senior a room next to Sirius

Xxxxx

We rushed through the exams with no problems, our study group was expanded to the Hufflepuffs, after Halloween, Susan Bones and Hannah Abbot joined the group, we confiscated an empty classroom and made it into our study hall, and on occasion, Parv-Parv and Lav-lav joined a session, so was Pansy and Millicent. Ron took a look and turned around to play chess.

We tutored them all on occlumency, telling them that Dumbledore and Snape are good at it and have no problem seeing their memory of this morning's shower. After that comment, they became scary-focused.

Where was I? Ah, exams, the replacement of Stuttering Turban was a retired Auror, he was very good, this is why I want to remove the Tiara, I guess the spell is linked to that thing.

Hermione topped the score, closely followed by Daphne and Padma, Tracey and I were next. Susan and Hannah were high up too. Ron, Crabbe, and Goyle were bottom feeders. Malfoy? Who gives a shit? I outperformed him at every turn, and he got tired to be humiliated by me.

With my magic unblocked, I had no problem with spells, I even progressed with wandless. I know! Wandless is like the one-eyed guy in the kingdom of the blind… or something like that.

The train ride home was fun, I was the only guy among the girls, they objected when I offered to move to another compartment so they could have girls… whatever it is called. I got sandwiched by my girls though, they took no chances.

Xxxxx

At the station, Lord Greengrass and Davis were waiting for me with their wives. The wives took the kids home, while the Lords apparated me to the ministry and entered Madam Bones' office.

Madam Bones asked: "Alright Heir Potter, what is so urgent that it can't wait until tomorrow?"

I gathered my thoughts: "Friends of mine that want to be kept out of the public have a map of Hogwarts, that map shows every person and Familiar. On that map there was an anomaly, what they read was the name of their brother's pet rat, I saw the name Peter Pettigrew, the man that is supposed to be dead.

Then I went through the Daily Rubbish from those months after the attack, and I saw no report of my godfather's trial. So, I bought the rat, it is in my trunk, can you check if he is an animagus?"

I opened the trunk and took the rat out. Madam Bones cast the spell and here-here there is an animagus! Peter got stunned and forced back into his human form. After a strip search, they found Voldy's wand. I did an oopsy and accidentally broke it.

The ministry was in an uproar, the records of Sirius's trial proved he never had one. After interrogation with veritas potion, he confessed it all, He bad, Sirius Good. The confession was witnessed by two Lords, the head of the DMLE, and three senior Aurors, it was reason enough to get Sirius out of Askaban. When Fudge came sputtering in, I made it clear he won't survive reelection if he breaks the law and hindered my godfather's release. I said: "My godfather is innocent minister, he is put there by the previous minister, Dumbledore, and Crouch, you can come out more popular." Crouch was in the doghouse anyway.

Dumbledore got another black eye. Especially when I pointed out that he dropped me at the Dursleys before my Godmother got attached.

I asked for his removal from his position of the wizengamot. If he has no problem imprisoning a friend and letting enemies free with a bribe and I'm Impero'd. He must be slipping into insanity. Even when it came out Pettigrew was in Hogwarts for five years.

When the craziness was almost over, I took Madam Bones, Lords Davis, and Greengrass apart and said: "There is even a more serious matter, remember my scar? I found a room in Hogwarts that was filled with discarded items, I found a Tiara with the same taint as my scar had. It is the Tiara from Rowena Ravenclaw, and I think Voldemort did something with it."

Hey, Croaker is real! I thought he was a made-up dude from fan fiction. I did my story again, provided the memory, and let them worry about it, I did mention there could be more of them.

Xxxxx

Home! No more Dursley's, I have my private Koala, although she is getting a bit old for that, she just turned eleven and is bound for Hogwarts.

The girls found a new way to tortur… keep me busy, freaking dancing lessons, don't get me wrong, holding a girl in your arms is heaven, but if you can't dance for shit? Cushion charms were needed, a lot. Well, I got three girls spinning me around all day, I was bound to get better, once or twice I let my hand wander down south and cop a feel on their bum. A whisper that they are looking hot and the flirt of the day was done.

Sirius needed a few months to recover, the naffing dog took three nurses with him to his island in the Caribbean. I'll hog the island next year, no, the year after.

Xxxxx

I visit Gringotts and Lord Greengrass guided me through my finances, Daphne and Tracey were present, as my advisers. At the questioning look from Lord Greengrass, I said they have my complete trust and were responsible for most of the good things that happened last school year.

Well… No Mansion or a busload of elves, the naffers from the ministry confiscated the cottage. I did have a couple of million Galleons, some shares in companies hah! Goody! 20% of the Daily Manure.

Mum did some good investments on the muggle side, and they were increasing by the day. I looked at Daphne and Tracey: "A house can wait until I am sixteen. I am in no hurry to move out, then we will be older and know more of interior design and stuff." That comment made them happy and made their hands wander south during the dancing lessons. It still counts as a flirt of the day.

Xxxxx

Astoria loved to tease Daphne by hogging my time, until I whispered in her ear: "You better think this through Tori, Daphne is going to be the head wife, are you ready to be third after Tracey?"

That put the brakes on Astoria, she didn't think that far. At Astoria's changed behavior, I explained what I said to her: "Simple Daphne, I asked her to think it through if she wants to be wife nr three or not. I guess she wants one of her own."

Daphne sighed: "Good, I love her very much but I don't want to share you with her."

I nodded: "That would make our bed activities a bit awkward, having Astoria looking at us when we make love… she would give pointers or commands."

Daphne's brain froze over with that mental picture and she blushed, I teased: "Oh? Would you like that? Or is that Tracey's task? Do you like to be watched, Daphne? I know I love to watch you, my eyes are glued on yours and Tracey's body at the beach."

Daphne came back to her senses: she pecked me on my cheek and said: "After your birthday Harry, don't be impatient." My birthday could not come fast enough.

Xxxxx

One evening, I got an idea, I stepped outside the ward border and yelled Winky! House elf from House Crouch! One kissed, and the other for life in Askaban will get her drifting. A disheveled elf popped in front of me, she asked: "What does mister want from bad Winky?"

I got on one knee and asked: "I am in need of a good elf, I have two girlfriends that want to be my wife someday, so I am in need of a good elf to take care of them. Do you want to be a House Potter elf Winky? I would love to have you in my family."

Winky could not believe it, she is wanted! And even two mistresses! Winky nodded eagerly: "Winky wants to be a Potter elf very much" I laid my hand on her head and said: "I accept Winky as a House Potter elf So Mote It Be!"

It was a nice glowy show: "Now Winky, clean yourself a bit up, here are some Galleons and make some proper maid clothes for you, you know, with a proper dress you will attract the attention of the best elves, you can have your pick."

Winky was awed and asked: "Winky can make babies too?" I nodded: "Yes, but in a few years we need to build a new house first with nice quarters, especially for house elves. Now, I want to introduce you to Darry, clean yourself a bit." With a snap, Winky was brand clean.

I called: "Darry? Ah, Darry, this is Winky, I took her into my family to take care of Daphne and Tracey, can she stay here with you and the others? She can help out if you have something to do for her. I will inform Lord Greengrass." Darry looked at Winky, two pops later they were gone.

Winky was a big hit with Daphne and Tracey, even more, when she appeared in a nice maid costume.

My next target… I went out the ward line again and called: "Dobby! House elf of Malfoy come here please!"

Dobby popped in: "Harry Potter sir is calling poor Dobby?" I asked: "Is your master planning to use the evil book in Hogwarts?" Dobby nodded: "Harry Potter knows? Dobby did not tell anyone!"

I calmed him: "That is alright Dobby, your master's plan is to put the evil book with a student, I want you, once the book is given to a student, to take the book and give it to me, I am a student too, so it is all the same. If you can't reach me, call Winky, she is the new House Potter elf. If you succeed, I'll think of a way to free you, and if you like, become a House Potter elf."

The little guy almost burned a fuse and popped away. That will get me another Horcrux.

Xxxxx

What to do next… ROOSTERS! I am going to take care of a basilisk! Impress the Ladies with my awesomeness, maybe a few pictures, Collin Creepy starts next term, Ginny too… a Potter fan club? Share my awesomeness? Nah, I better keep my girls happy, I have them almost out of their clothes.

The smallest bikinis are some strings and a little patch just enough to hide the lips and clit. They kept staring at it for a long time but didn't have the nerves to put it on. Next year, this year they are only thirteen, so it will be kissing and some above the covers touching.

My birthday came, it was even celebrated all our friends were invited, I even invited the twins, Ron and Ginny, when Daphne and Tracey asked why I invited the Weasleys I told them they helped free Sirius, and Ginny is in the same year as Astoria, it will give her a chance to meet new friends. We had a blast. Sirius sent me a Nimbus 2001, I forgot I have a 2000 in my trunk. Flying is fun, I love to fly even, but that game sucks.

That night the girls gave me theirs and my first kiss, it was a bit awkward, to keep it fair, they both took a side and kissed me together. After the blushing was done, I mentioned that they kissed each other as well.

I said: "That was a nice three-way kiss, we have to do that more or one at a time. Daphne hugged me and gave me a decent kiss, when she was done she pushed me to Tracey to do the same. When the kiss was done, I held Tracey and pulled Daphne in a group hug, I whispered: "We three are going to be a family someday, is it not? I could feel it in our kiss. Thank you for my best Birthday ever. And those kisses were smoking hot."

Tracey whispered back: "Remember that when it is our birthday in two months."

Xxxxx

Shopping in Diagon Alley was hectic, It was, you guess it right Gilderoy Lockhart! Fraud extraordinaire! It was a good thing our Dada teacher signed up for another year. Too bad, I had memorized all his flaws and mishaps. Meh, I'll give them to Madam Rac… Bones.

I watched the fight between Lucius and Arthur from a distance, a few minutes later, I felt the diary in my pocket. With a silent thank you, we continued shopping. I took Lord Greengrass apart and whispered: "A little helper just delivered me a piece of Voldy, can you alert Croaker? This one has a compulsion charm to write in it."

Ten minutes later Croaker studied the diary I commented: "That Tom Marvolo Riddle has a Hogwarts medal for services to the school from fifty years ago. Hey, if you rearrange the letters you have I am Lord Voldemort. So Riddle is a muggle-born?" Don't look at me like that! I am a Ravenclaw and am supposed to be smart.

Croaker shook his head: "Marvolo Gaunt, he was a nasty bastard, so it is the boy from Merope Gaunt if I remember it right, she was considered a squib. We will investigate that home. They were the last known parselmouth in Britain."

I played stupid: "What are those?" Cyrus answered: "People that can talk to snakes. The last Dark Lord was one, it turns out it was the Gaunt side of the family."

I shrugged: "Talking to snakes is useless, What do snakes want anyway? Warmth food and once a year a partner, at least that was what the last one told me. Believe me, I asked."

Croaker was stunned: "You are a parselmouth?" I just nodded. Cyrus chuckled: "Harry, you are full of surprises."

Xxxxx

On the train we found the compartment with our friends, I left them to give them time to do a girl talk and scouted the train for friends, I saw Astoria, Ginny, and Luna sitting together and decided to say hi. I knocked, and entered after their permission, like a proper Lord.

I smiled and introduced myself: "Good day lovely ladies, my name is Heir Harry James Potter, but you can call me Harry." I brushed the hands of Ginny and Luna and gave a wet smacker on Astoria's hand. I sat next to her, smirked, and said: "Hey little sis, having a good time?" She huffed: "I did until you slobbered all over my hand. Have you been talking to Sirius?"

I nodded: "He said to release my inner dog, but I fear my inner dog is a chihuahua. Now, have you girls already decided that Ravenclaw is the best house, or do I need to convince you?"

Astoria giggled: "How do you going to convince us? By slobbering all over us?" Surprised I looked at Astoria: 'Oh my, Tori, that is very kinky of you, you say if I slobber all over your body you consider Ravenclaw? I have to ask Daphne for permission to do that."

Astoria slapped my arm and yelled: "That is not what I meant you pervert! I was thinking of Slytherin."

Ginny said: "Mum expects me in Griffindor." Luna said: "We are going to be in Ravenclaw."

Astoria asked: "How do you know that?" Luna answered while pointing at me: "He will convince you."

I am? I looked at Astoria and smacked my lips, she shifted away from me and warned me: "If you slobber me I will tell what you got from Daphne and Tracey for your birthday, I saw it."

I grabbed my heart: "Tori, you hurt my soul. No seriously, for you Tori, the Snakepit will be dangerous. Our houses have a contract, and a lot of kids from death eaters are in Slytherin. The head of Slytherin hates me and Daphne with a passion, he will take it out on you.

Also, the most cunning Slytherins are sorted in Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff. Now, you can convince the sorting with your preference but it needs a proper explanation. I think Miss Weasley is going to be the easiest to convince.

Ginny grinned: I'll take that challenge, Mr. Potter." I asked: "Want to bet on it?" Luna's voice called: "Don't bet Ginny, trust me."

I glared at Luna: "Spoilsport, alright Miss Weasley, Remember your brother Ron? Ah yes, one year older and with two major specializations, that broom flying game, and that board game. Neither will help him pass this year's exams. And guess who is going to help him for the next six years, tutoring him? Even do his homework? Ron, I won't help! Mum! Ginny won't help me! Ginny help your brother! Wipe his bum!" Yeah, Ronny without Hermione is a lost cause.

Ginny looked horrified at me, that is exactly what is going to happen! She jumped in Luna's arms and shouted: "Thank you, Luna! I would have lost the bet."

I nodded satisfied, three more for the nest. I added: "If that would not convince you, I would say that the Gryffindors are called the lions right?" Everyone nodded: "Well, did you know a Griffin is part eagle and part lion? Yes? Well, the lion part is the backside, so they are lion-asses."

Silence for five seconds… and they get it. Ginny was almost rolling on the floor.

I stood up: "My work here is done. Ravens, be smart, be pretty, be… you make something up yourself."

I returned to the girls and declared that I recruited three Ravens for the nest. Everyone asked who I recruited.

I told them: "To be honest one was already going to join us, I think she is some kind of seer, a bit spaced out, I think she has a hard time staying in the present. She is called Luna Lovegood. The next one is Astoria, she was set on Slytherin until I pointed out that Snape hates her sister almost as much as he hates me."

I grinned: "Ginny Weasley, I threatened her with her brother. She is jumping to be a Raven." At the puzzled looks, I said: "Who is going to help Ronny when he repeats this year? Yes! Gin-Gin! She is going to drag him along for six years. when I told her that, she almost cried."

Xxxxx

Sorting was fun, Astoria sorted first, when she sat down she said: "That hat told me to say hello to you, what is your explanation about that?" I shrugged: "We are mates."

Luna sat next to Astoria: "Harry? What is Truck San and Isekai?" I answered: "For that answer, you need to wait six years, can you wait that long?" Luna nodded.

When Ginny got sorted in Ravenclaw, everything got silent. shy, she went to our table, I stood up and applauded: "Well done Ginny! You broke the curse! You moved to the front part of the beast!"

All three started laughing out loud. When everyone looked at me for an explanation I said: "Griffins are part eagles and part lions, we are called eagles, and they are the lions, get it?"