Summary: Cana uses her new powers for evil…

Pairings: Gray/Juvia and lots of friendship feels.

YouTube Prompt: Fairy Tail tribute to 'I Want It All' by Queen.

"What the hell?!"

It was a normal day in Fairy Tail at its normal, average, chaos level, which meant that particular shout was Gray, once again, because he mysteriously lost his clothes…..again. everyone turned to stare for a minute before they returned back to what they were doing, apart from Juvia, who was now just drooling over Gray's beautifully carved abs, and his well-toned calves and thighs, and….

Let's just say Gajeel had to restrain her.

"Is it just me," Lucy spoke up as she took a sip of her milkshake, "or is Gray stripping more often than usual?"

Mirajane, Lisanna, Erza, and Levy all turned to look at the gorgeous ice-mage. He was once again dressed in a pair of jeans and a black shirt, and was hunting for his socks. He literally turned to face Wendy and ask her if she had seen them when his clothes vanished again.

Wendy screamed as Charle hurried to cover her eyes.

"Gray," Erza, Natsu, Laxus, and Gajeel all growled furiously. "CLOTHES!"

"It's not just you," Levy said in a deadpan tone as the others all sweat-dropped. "He really is stripping more often than normal. He usually strips a couple times an hour, it has now gone up to virtually every few seconds."

"Why does this keep happening?!" Gray wailed dramatically as he struggled to get his jeans back on. "I don't want to strip, I want to keep my clothes on, I want to wear the nice shirt I just brought, and Juvia will you please stop drooling on my chest?!"

Juvia looked up at Gray with big, admiring, blue eyes, she was still glued to his side and part of her face was stuck to Gray's chest. ""But Gray-sama is so beautiful," she protested with a slight pout. "Juvia wishes to admire the beauty of Gray-sama's body while reminding the likes of Love Rival that she cannot touch him."

At that she glowered at Lucy who muttered under her breath how she was not interested in Gray.

"Yeah," Gray mumbled as he somehow managed to slip his shirt back on with Juvia still clutching him. "But can't you do it when we're not in public?"

Cana smirked. As much as it had been such a pain to her friend and drove her mad at the time, something good did come out of the celestial spirits temporarily turning evil, and she was holding it in her hands. Her newfound power…..and did she love abusing it?

Oh God yes!

Carefully, with great caution as she was surrounded by the girls (who unlike the boys were not oblivious morons), Cana pulled out her new card from her trouser pocket and whispered; "Strip-combo activate."

The card glowed gold with her magic instantly and within seconds Gray was naked once again as his shirt literally jumped off of his body.

Everyone else's jaws dropped open.

"Did you guys just see that?!" Macao yelled. "That ain't natural!"

"Thank you!" Gray cried out in relief. "You see! I'm not doing this on purpose."

"Obviously not," Erza said a touch more gentle than she usually would. "Something is definitely afoot here."

"I know what's going on!"

Cana cursed as Natsu spoke up. He figured it out?! How? The guy is a moron! She thought she would have another couple weeks before anyone caught on and even then she thought it would be Lucy or Levy that would work it out. Not Natsu.

Everyone turned to look at Natsu as Cana fumbled to hide her card. "You do?" They all asked in heavily laced with doubt voices.

"Yeah," Natsu grinned, full of confidence and bluster, "it's obvious what's going on, Gray's clothes are allergic to him!"

Or….you know, maybe he hadn't figured it out at all.

Cana smirked against her tankard as she planned to activate her card once again when Gray was near the playground.

Heh.