Summary: I thought Juvia's mirage was a bit boring seeing as its Juvia, so here's what I think she should have seen….

Pairings: implied Lucy/Gray (in Juvia's mind) and Juvia/Gray.

YouTube Prompt: Couples tribute to 'Love Me Dead' by Ludo.

Juvia was thirsty.

So very, very, thirsty.

In fact that was an incredible understatement. Juvia was dry as a husk, her usually cool body was sweltering, and whatever life that animated her into being joyful or protective of Gray-sama had drained out of her. The very thought of Gray-sama, her true, one, beloved couldn't cheer her up.

Juvia is going to die here, she thought as her knees started to give out, and then Juvia's body will turn into a dried, mummified, husk that no one will recognise. And then Gray-sama will move on, Love Rival will comfort him at first but then one thing will lead to another….

Juvia's mind danced with horrible possibilities she could almost imagine Gray-sama dressed dashingly in his mourning suit and Love Rival looking pretty as ever in a black dress. Gray-sama would prostate himself before Juvia's grave and then Love Rival will place her hand on his shoulder…..

"Gray," Love Rival murmured lovingly, "you cannot stay out here forever. You'll catch a chill."

"It doesn't matter!" Gray-sama declared in a sexy brooding tone. "My heart is now frozen without the warmth of Juvia."

"Oh Gray," Love Rival fell to her knees beside him, "I miss her too but you can't do this. We need you. I need you."

"Lucy…."

"Gray…"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Juvia wailed. She was further distressed and irritated by the fact she couldn't cry. There was sand in them that made them burn and itch and she couldn't cry her agony that Love Rival will steal Gray-sama, it made everything so horrible. She fell flat on her face and sobbed helplessly. "Juvia gives up! Juvia cannot live like this! Juvia needs water! Juvia needs Gray-sama! Juvia swears if the Gods are merciful and end Juvia's life now then Juvia will spend her afterlife doing nothing but good deeds instead of haunting Love Rivals and watching Gray-sama in the shower!"

And that was when she saw it.

The most beautiful, fantastic, incredible, wonderful thing in the world. This was most definitely the eighth wonder in the world. Oh Juvia was so happy….

There, in the heart of this evil, dry, desert, was a beautiful oasis of palm trees surrounding a cool refreshing pool of clear, clean, water, and to top it off a handsome, and very naked, Gray-sama looking deliciously cool as he held a glass of Juvia's favourite orange juice.

"Juvia," Gray-sama greeted her with his crooked, heart-stopping, smile. "Allow me to cool you with a refreshing glass of juice," he said gallantly as he held out his glass.

Juvia gasped delighted as the sensation of the cold glass against her hands and the feel of Gray-sama's fingers brushing against hers. "What about you Gray-sama?" she asked worriedly. "How would you quench your thirst?"

"We shall share," Gray-sama declared huskily, "I have always longed to be able to touch your lips however indirectly."

"Ah!" Juvia blushed. "An indirect kiss with Gray-sama!"

"Now then," Gray-sama said in a deliciously sexy voice as the tips of his fingers glowed a relaxing, cold, blue, "let me cool with my touch." He purred which caused Juvia to swoon a little. "Ice make," he growled lightly, "ice cube!"

"Ah!" Juvia shrieked delightedly as she felt the ice cube trail up the slit of her dress. "Gray-sama!"

Meanwhile, far away, and up a sandy hill, a pink haired girl dropped her binoculars horrified. There was only so much weirdo Fairy Tail mages touching themselves and screaming 'Gray-sama' hysterically, she could take.

"That's it," Aries said with a flip of her hair, "this is getting way too weird for me. I'm outta of here. Dig it?"