Summary: Mirajane gets carried away with her new powers. Manga spoilers.

Pairings: Gray/Juvia, Gajeel/Levy, one-sided Jet/Levy/Droy, Elfman/Evergreen, Bickslow/Lisanna, Charle/Happy, Romeo/Wendy, Natsu/Lucy, Jellal/Erza, Cana/Booze, parental Master/Laxus, and Mirajane/Laxus.

Author's Note: For WaterDragonMaverick who wanted to see Mira use her curse the others for romantic purposes.

They were in the middle of rebuilding the guild after its latest utter destruction (another reason to hate those demons that tortured them, kidnapped them, almost killed them, amongst many other things) when it had happened.

It had been so random.

The boys were in the middle of putting one of the walls up when Mirajane arrived with some icy cold lemonade (it was a very warm, sunny, day, thank God or it would be a nightmare to do this in the rain), she carefully touched Gray's shoulder to see if the bandages needed changing, and then sweetly whispered; "Marco!" in his ear.

And that was when Gray suddenly stood up in a dazed manner and stride across the building site confidently before he suddenly grabbed Juvia, turned her around, and hugged her tightly.

"Gr-Gr-Gray-sama!" Juvia stammered as she flushed. "Juvia is most happy…..how unexpected….oh dear!"

That was when Juvia swooned back into a puddle of water and Gray woke up from his stupor. "Gah!" he cried out in horror as he realised Juvia was at his feet. "What the hell?!"

"Oi! Snow Cone!" Gajeel bellowed "What the hell did you do to her?"

Mira grabbed Gajeel by the arm in order to stop him from fully charging at Gray, she shot him a chiding look before she smiled with sickeningly sweetness. "Gajeel-kun," she said in sing-song voice, "Marco!"

The fire in Gajeel's eyes faded into nothing as he marched away listlessly towards Levy (who was doing nothing to help with the rebuilding much to nearly everyone's annoyance apart from Jet, Droy, and Lucy, as Levy chose to curl up with a very good book). He suddenly snatched her book away ("Gajeel!" Levy snarled furiously.), threw it behind his back, grabbed Levy's bony wrist and pulled her to his chest before he grabbed hold of her face and roughly jammed his lips against hers.

"LEVY-CHAN!" Jet and Droy wailed.

(They were ignored.)

"How manly!" Elfman roared approvingly. "There's nothing more MAN than to take your woman and show her how much you like her!"

"Really?" Mirajane purred at that. "Well then, Elfman, why don't you take your woman and show her how much you like her?"

"Err…" Elfman bushed. "I mean….you see…..well….." he blustered along. "I don't have a woman!" he said triumphantly.

Which, of course, caused Macao, Wakaba, Cana, and several other members to snigger.

"Is that so?" Mira raised an eyebrow.

"Yeah!"

"Elfman?"

"Yes, Nee-san?"

"Marco!"

And that was when Elfman suddenly swept Evergreen off of her feet, and just as she was about to swat him with her fan, he ducked down and kissed her sweetly….and then passionately, and then perhaps a bit too passionately as they suddenly fell to the floor, and Evergreen dropped her fan in order to run her fingers through his hair.

"Oh," Bickslow wrinkled his nose in disgust, "Ew!"

"Ew! Ew! Ew!"

"Marco!"

Bickslow suddenly pulled Lisanna into a weird tango, winding one of her legs round his waist and dropping her close to the floor, seemingly ignorant of Lisanna's bright pink cheeks, as his babies chanted a tune for them to dance.

"Marco!"

Charle finally relented and accepted Happy's fish which sent Happy into a starry-eyed daydream.

"Marco!"

Romeo shyly took Wendy's hand and pressed a kiss on her knuckles which made the blue-haired pre-teen flush with happiness and shyness.

"Marco!"

Much to everyone's shock Natsu suddenly threw the hammer he was using to bash some nails in away and Lucy dropped all the wooden slabs she had been carrying as they both rushed across the newly built guild floor towards one another. They crashed into each other into a tangle of limbs and fell into a heated kiss unlike any other.

"Marco!"

Erza suddenly stood up and abandoned her cake. "I must go and seek out Jellal," she said fervently, "I must confess my love to him before it is too late!"

"You go, girl!" Cana cheered.

"Marco!"

"Hello, you beautiful, vintage, you lovely bitter-sweet-"

"On second thoughts, undo!" Mirajane said desperately as Cana began to speak romantic poetry to a glass of wine she had been nursing all morning (for Cana that was not drinking). "Undo! Undo! Undo!"

(Unfortunately for Mirajane, the spell had long worn off but Cana never had shame for her love of wine and carried on because she knew it disturbed everyone around her, and got off on that.)

Deciding to give up on Cana and her never-ending lack of a love life, Mirajane decided to focus on her other pairings, with her magic she moved Charle and Happy into holding hands, Romeo and Wendy into kissing each other's cheeks, Gray to scoop Juvia up into a sweet embrace with chaste kisses, Gajeel was soon straddled by Levy, Elfman and Evergreen were dangerously close to losing clothes, Bickslow lost his helmet while Lisanna was taking advantage of his lips being free to kiss, and Natsu and Lucy were definitely starting to grope one another.

….and this is what Laxus and his grandfather walked in on after their meeting with the other guild leaders.

"….the fuck?"

"Good afternoon!" Mira greeted them warmly. "Do you like what I have done with the place? Everyone is now happy and in love!"

Both Laxus and Master sweat-dropped at that. "Child," Master said gently as possible, "and you ever thought that having this control over someone's free will is a dangerous thing?"

"Nope!"

"Oi, Demon-Girl," Laxus grunted, "take the spell off the others before it gets too out of hand. Erza almost got run over in her haste to find that Jellal character."

"Really? Oh dear, that would be a shame if she died before confessing her love!"

"….what's wrong with your priorities?!"

"Marco!" Mirajane waved a hand at Laxus. "Tell me you think I'm pretty," she commanded as Laxus' eyes glazed over slightly.

"I think you're really pretty, babe – Damnit!"

"MIRAJANE STRAUSS!" Master boomed losing his patience (seeing as Elfman and Evergreen were definitely about to christen his new floor and his grandson's free will had been temporarily stolen from him). "Have I taught you nothing?! With great power comes great responsibility, and you are definitely not being responsible with this new power of yours. If you do not undo this right now, I will take away all your romance novels and-"

"Okay, okay!" Mira said hastily. "I'm undoing it!"

With a click of her fingers the spell broke, Charle tore her paw away from Happy and spat out the fish she had been nibbling on, Gray tried to escape Juvia's stranglehold, Levy leaped away from Gajeel, her cheeks bright red, Elfman and Evergreen tried to put their clothes back into place and avoided looking at each other, Romeo and Wendy were blushing, and Bickslow and Lisanna were trying to act like nothing happened but the fact that Lisanna's leg was still entwined with Bickslow's made it very difficult.

And then there was the fact that Natsu and Lucy were still kissing one another.

"Dude!" Gray hissed. "The spell is broken, why are you two still kissing?!"

"Erm…"

"Ah…"

Lucy and Natsu broke apart, their lips swollen, their hair sticking out in odd places, and they struggled to catch their breath as they tried to untangle themselves from one another, Lucy was trying to pull her t-shirt back down while Natsu was struggling to zip his jacket up again, however, the moment everyone's back was turned (in order to glower at Mirajane), they instantly threw their arms back round one another and went back to kissing.

Happy's jaw dropped to the floor but no one noticed as they were too busy scolding Mirajane.

("Wait, so let me get this straight," Loke said as he pushed his glasses back up a week later, "Mira turned this place into a virtual orgy and none of you thought to invite me?!"

"Back to the spirit world!" Lucy snapped. "Now!")