Summary: Gajeel makes a penis joke…a very bad one.
Pairings: Gajeel/Lily friendship.
YouTube Prompt: A cheesy Natsu/Lucy video to 'Escape (If You Like Pina Coladas)' by Rupert Holmes.
Relieved to finally be off of the train, Gajeel virtually skipped through town to find the lady that needed him to deal with the pests in her garden.
That might sound like a boring job but these pests were supposed to be a hoard of Chimera, and Gajeel and Lily always relished a challenge.
They found their destination very easily, the woman was the richest person in town, and therefore owned the biggest house with the largest gardens, that were definitely filled with chimera, and without hesitation, they knocked on the door.
They were instantly greeted by a good-looking, warm-smiling, middle-aged woman. "Hello!" she trilled in greeting. "You must be the Fairy Tail mages! Thank God! Come in, come in, I'm Mrs Woodcock and-"
"Gihihi," Gajeel sniggered, "Woodcock." He scoffed under his breath, ignorant of the constipated look on Lily's face and the bewildered one on his client's. "Yours might be hard as wood but mine is strong as iron."
Mrs Woodcock blinked. "Pardon?"
"You know," Gajeel smirked, "Woodcock," he waved a hand at her, "Black Steel," he did, much to Lily's everlasting shame, a pelvic thrust at that.
"I…..don't get it."
Lily, unfortunately, did, and sweat-dropped out of embarrassment. "I apologise Madam," he said formally. "My name is Panther Lily from Fairy Tail," he showed her his mark, "I am here to help you with your pest problem. this insane lunatic that you can unfortunately see and worse, hear," Lily gestured to Gajeel, "has been following me all day I think you ought to call the authorities, I think he's been planning to cat-nap me."
"LILY!"
"Oh my, hurry in before he does something insane!"
"What?! Hell no, you're not kid-"
The door was firmly slammed into his face and Gajeel almost lost a tooth or two in his attempt to run in after his cat.
Gajeel sulked about it the whole day, especially since he lost out on all the fun and the money.
("Well then," Lily said primly, "you shouldn't have been so unprofessional.")