Summary: Some dialogue and scenario taken from Kingsman: Secret Service. Natsu is given extremely good motivation to save the world, Gajeel gets lucky with the tech wizard, and Gray finds everything unfair.

Pairings: Natsu/Lucy, Gajeel/Levy, and some Natsu/Gajeel/Gray friendship.

YouTube Prompt: A Natsu/Lucy video to 'Hooked on a Feeling' by Blue Swede

"Shrimp," Gajeel said breathlessly, "You're a fucking genius."

"I know," Levy said smugly through the little microphone in his ear, "and what did I tell you about calling me Shrimp?! It's Levy, or when we're on a mission, like right now, it's Merlin. Not Shrimp."

"Whatever."

It had been a very difficult, long, week that started when Gajeel and a bunch of other guys were picked up for a chance to become a super top secret spy, got the shit terrified out of them in a series of horrible tests, and then a lot of shit happened that led them on a suicidal mission to stop some maniac from making humanity kill one another.

(It was a really long story…..don't ask.)

Levy, the Merlin of the agency, had literally just blown every bad guy's head of apart from the head honcho, and it was now up to Gajeel, Gray, and Natsu to kill him before the world killed itself.

"Let me out!" muffled voice shrieked from behind them which made them jump (though Gajeel and Gray did not cling to one another and screamed, no matter what Natsu claims later), and then there was a bang against the door they had been leaning on. "Someone fucking tell me what's going on!"

Natsu, cheerfully, undid the metal flap of the door to reveal a certain missing princess.

"Lucy?!" Natsu cried out. "What are you doing here?"

"Natsu!" the Princess exclaimed. "Oh thank God! Let me out."

"Wait, what the hell?!" Gray interrupted. "She's the Princess of Sweden, you're kid from an estate in London…. how the fuck do you two know each other?"

"Eh," Natsu scratched the back of his head sheepishly, "when she went missing the first time, she was with me for most of it. Kept her in my room till her Dad tried to declare war on us."

"You kidnapped the Princess of Sweden?!"

"He didn't kidnap me, I ran away!" Lucy snapped indignantly. "This time, I've been kidnapped. Now will one of you let me out?"

"Depends," Natsu smirked, "do I get a kiss or not?"

Gray and Gajeel's jaws dropped open at that. They were in a middle of a crisis, and Natsu was trying to coerce a kiss from the most beautiful, powerful, royal female of Sweden?! Surely that was a beheading offense.

"Natsu," Lucy smirked "if you let me out. I'll do whatever you want."

Natsu's face lit up delighted. "Awesome!" he crowed. "Levy, Merlin, whatever you like to be called, how do I get Lucy out?"

"SAVE THE WORLD FIRST!"

Gajeel, Gray, and Natsu all winced as Levy's voice almost burst an eardrum. "Sorry Luce," Natsu said apologetically, "I have to save the world now."

"That's all right," Lucy said happily, "if you save the world, I'll definitely do whatever you want. Anything," she stressed with a purr.

Natsu looked shocked at first but then he suddenly whirled round and pumped a fist in the air. "Yosh!" he shouted as he ran down the corridor. "Saving the world here I come! I'm all fired up!"

"Oi!" Gajeel barked. "Wait for us!"

"Natsu, you idiot!" Gray called out. "You're going the wrong way!"

The next ten or so minutes were so gruelling, terrifying, and exciting (what with the adrenalin and all that crap pumping) that by the time they had defeated the Bad Guy and the Bad Guy's right hand, and saved the world thoroughly, Gajeel had forgotten all about the Princess.

So it confused the hell out of him when Natsu picked up the bottle of champagne and two glasses. "What the fuck are you doing that for?" he growled. "We have plenty of that crap on the plane."

"It's not for you," Natsu said primly, "it's for Lucy."

And with that he ran off leaving Gajeel and Gray spluttering. "The fuck?!" Gajeel roared. "He is not leaving us to clean up all these bodies while he gets to bang his girlfriend! I'm going after him!"

"I wouldn't do that if I were you," Levy murmured in his ear, "he left his glasses on and I can tell you, you really don't want to see what's going on."

"That quickly?! You got to be shitting me," Gajeel snarled "you're making it up, ain't you? You just like the romance of it all while I'm stuck cleaning up Salamander's mess. Again."

"Well, Sir Gwaine," Levy said flirtatiously as she used his codename. Something she rarely did. "As you pointed out we have plenty of 'that crap' on the plane. There's nothing stopping you from joining me. After all…..I'm very grateful that you saved the world."

"Gihihi," Gajeel smirked, "on my way, Shrimp."

Gray, who had been in search of his three piece suit that vanished during the fight, looked up to find he had been abandoned in a room covered in blood and exploded pieces of body.

"Are you fucking kidding me?!" he yelled. "You both went to shag your girlfriends while I have to clean up, how is that knightly behaviour?!"