Coconut Mall

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Coconut Mall is a large mall located by the beach on the western side. Populated by Miis, Nokis, and Piantas, it's a popular place for tourists, and also a popular place for racing. Be wary, though. Don't let rogue green shells, homing red shells, abstract red fake item boxes, ripe yellow bananas, and winged spiny blue shells ruin your shopping day.

26. Bullet Mall Billed

"Warning: rampant Bullet Bills have been spotted!" The loud speakers planted all over the Coconut Mall exclaimed, warning everyone in and around the tropical shopping mall center. "Please leave the Coconut Mall as fast as possible!"

"Pfft." Wario scoffed as he rolled his eyes, shaking his right hand. "I'm not afraid of some stupid bullets!"

As Wario was about to go grab some donuts from the nearby, newly installed Dunkin' Donuts that was the first shop after the eastern stairs exit into the garden on the left side, two purple colored Bullet Bills aimed at Wario, blasting him high into the sky as the various Miis, Nokis, Toads, and Shy Guy customers all gasped, screaming and panicking as they ran for their lives, only to be severely damaged or killed by the different colored Bullet Bills, most of them being the regular black colored ones.

"D'oh I Missed!" Wario exclaimed as he went blasting off again, twinkling in the clear blue sky towards the east.