Summary: The filler plot for the latest episode annoyed me. Didn't the idiot who wrote it ever bother watching Fairy Tail beforehand?! Especially episode 10? Urgh….addressing that issue with this chapter.

Pairings: Natsu/Lucy, implied one-sided Macao/Mirajane, and lots of friendship/family feels in general.

Author's Note: OH MY GOD! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR GIVING ME OVER FOUR THOUSAND REVIEWS! I hope you continue to enjoy this fic as much as you already have…..warning, this chapter is highly inappropriate and perverted.

"I don't understand," Erza frowned at Natsu, "I thought you were somewhat proficient with transformation magic. After all you made a….passable transformation into me when I was arrested."

Erza, like everyone else, couldn't help but overhear Lucy' request to learn transformation magic, which was understandable really considering her near loss of spirits recently, and she therefore overheard Natsu asking to join and couldn't help but point something that had been bothering her out instantly.

"Oh yeah!" Natsu laughed sheepishly as he scratched the back of his head. "I forgot." Several people face-palmed and the word 'idiot' was definitely mumbled by a few. Their irritation with Natsu's stupidity and forgetfulness died when Natsu clicked his fingers and transformed into Lucy. "Man, Lucy, your boobs are heavy!" Natsu complained as he slid his hands up his jacket and squeezed them. "How do you cope?"

Lucy's eyes popped out as her cheeks flushed a flaming scarlet that matched Erza's hair. "DON'T SQUEEZE MY BREASTS!" she screamed.

"But they're not yours!" Natsu protested. "They're mine. Unless you have detachable boobs that can magically appear on someone else."

"That's not the point!" Lucy shrieked. "How would you like it if I transformed into you and touched your body parts?"

"Pfft!" Natsu snickered. "I bet you couldn't."

"Oh yeah?" Lucy growled.

"Yeah!" Natsu grinned.

"Well watch me!" Lucy snarled. She closed her eyes, concentrated really heard (causing Happy to giggle because he thought Lucy looked constipated), and then…..poof! Lucy disappeared in a cloud of purple-y-pink smoke and in her place was a caricature of Natsu. Something wasn't quite right with his face, the hair looked a bit like a wig, and he was still wearing Lucy's short shorts and tube top. "There!" Lucy's voice came out from this comical version of Natsu. "Now how would you like it if I did this?"

And that was when she stuck her hand down her shorts and squeezed.

Happy stopped laughing as his jaw dropped in horror, Mirajane looked stunned and then pleased to see her favourite ship doing something, Erza looked embarrassed and decided it was best to edge away before things got worse, and Gajeel and Evergreen decided now was the best time to grab Wendy and take her shopping.

(Lily and Charle were more than happy to follow. "Wait for me, guys!" Happy wailed as he hurried after them. "I don't want to watch Natsu and Lucy being perverted weirdoes!")

"LUCY!" Natsu bellowed, his cheeks (which were still Lucy's) were right pink. "Well if you want to play it like that…" he smirked, he then promptly put his hand down his own trousers.

Deciding it was probably best to ignore the fact that Natsu and Lucy were apparently no having pseudo-sex right there and then in the guild, Wakaba and Macao turned back to their conversation, which they had now long forgotten, as the thought of transformation magic was on their mind.

"Man," Wakaba moaned, "I would kill to be able to transform. I never could get it work. If I had that power I would make myself look young again…."

"Yeah," Macao agreed dreamily, "to have my full colour back and no wrinkles…."

"You could do it," Wakaba pointed out, "you were really good not that long ago. Remember when you turned into a little dragon and pretended to be Natsu so he could save Erza?"

"Oh yeah!" Macao cried out ecstatically in realisation. "Hold on!" he closed his eyes, took deep breaths, and suddenly in a burst of white smoke, he transformed into an accurate, and stunning, version of Mirajane. Correct to the very last detail, Wakaba's mouth dropped open and his cigar fell with a soft thump. "Brilliant!" Macao giggled in a very Mirajane manner. He even got her voice right. "Now excuse me," Macao stood up, Mira's skirts (he even got her dress!) flounced round his legs, "I'm going to have my own fun."

Wakaba would have called Macao a lucky bastard but the poor sod didn't even make it half way through the guild building when someone grabbed his shoulder.

"Try it," Mira said in a dangerous tone, her face covered in scales from her Satan Soul form, and a terrifying, glowing, ball of magic appeared in the palm of her hand, "and I'll ensure Romeo will have to help you eat out of a straw."

Strangely enough that was the last time anyone bothered with transformation magic for a long time….