Summary: Reedus paints Kagura
Pairings: Implied Reedus/OCs and some Reedus/Kagura if you look at it like that.
YouTube Prompt: Couple's tribute to 'I Want to Dance with Somebody' by Whitney Houston.
Reedus was painting a beach landscape which would have been incredibly boring work if it hadn't been for….well, you know….the ladies in the bikinis.
What?
They were very beautiful ladies and he was a healthy, hot-blooded, heterosexual male who can paint.
Of course he was going to paint the ladies in bikinis.
If he was allowed to and knew he wouldn't die a horrible, bloody, death at the hands of his female friends, he would paint naked women all the time.
It did get a little boring again as most of the girls all looked the same, beautiful, tanned, and spending all their time laying down and doing very little else.
Reedus was a Fairy Tail mage. While he enjoyed the peace and quiet and the tranquillity he also needed, and craved, the excitement and danger of an adventurous life.
He was about to pack his paints up and actually try talking to a girl when –
"KYAH!" he heard and, more importantly, saw her. "My ice cream!"
Quickly, he whipped his paintbrush out (not that paintbrush, get your minds out of the gutter, Macao, Wakaba, Cana….) and rapidly began to paint, her limbs in the awkward angles, her blush on her cheeks, the ice cream flying everywhere, and that lovely waterfall of dark hair bringing out the gold in her eyes….
"Hem, hem."
Reedus' blood turned cold as he heard a terrifying, feminine cough. Slowly, ever so slowly, he turned round to find a hoard of women, some heh ad painted this afternoon, standing behind him, arms crossed, and all wearing the same mermaid tattoo….
Mermaid tattoo….
Ah shit, he was in Mermaid Heel territory, wasn't he?
"Let's get the pervert!"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
Fortunately, Reedus escaped with his life, unfortunately he could not say the same for his paintings which were all shredded beyond repair.
Honestly, some people just can't appreciate art.