Summary: Juvia gets a terrifying surprise in the bathroom one night…
Pairings: Gray/Juvia, Gajeel/Juvia friendship, Girls friendship in general, and implied Gajeel/Levy.
Author's Note: For Digi-fanCatt whose conversation inspired this drabble.
Juvia's wonderful dreams of Gray-sama was disturbed by the need to pee.
Oh how Juvia hated her horrible, evil, must be a Love Rival bladder!
Her dream had been so wonderful! Gray-sama had swooped in and rescued Juvia from Demon Lord Dragneel and his sinister, Love Rival, sidekick Lucy, and had laid Juvia down on a bed of roses before he hovered over her in his naked glory. He had been in the middle of declaring his love for Juvia, talking about how many children they would have, and what sort of cottage by the seaside they would own, in between passionate kisses, when suddenly Juvia's bladder kicked in and she woke with a gasp.
So now, Juvia had to make do with her daydreams, as she plodded along the dark corridor to the bathroom.
Sleepily, and still dreaming of Gray-sama's cool embrace, she leaned against the door and it creaked open.
She blinked as bright light flooded her and she was instantly blinded by its sudden brightness after spending the last few hours in the dark.
She waited for the dark spots dancing in her eyes before she stepped forwards….
…and that's when she saw it.
Gajeel looked up from the book he was reading, he looked ginormous on the toilet, his big body huddled over it, but he was made even bigger by the tiny, orange, fuzzy robe that belonged to Levy-san, it was stretched to the limits, and gave Juvia the unwelcome view of his legs, big, bulky, and hairy.
"…."
"…."
"…."
"…."
"Yo," Gajeel grunted, "Do you mind? Trying to do my business here."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Juvia screamed. "Gajeel-kun is trying to steal Juvia's virtue before Gray-sama can! Well Juvia won't let you! Juvia's virtue is only for Gray-sama to besmirch!"
"Glug!"
Gajeel, unfortunately, was incapable of defending himself as Juvia was now manipulating all the water (which in a bathroom where there was showers, baths, sinks, and the toilet meant there was plenty of water) to drown him.
"Oh Gray-sama!" Juvia wept. "Can you forgive Juvia for letting her guard down while going to the bathroom?!"
"Juvia!" Erza cried out as she kicked the door down, sword in hand, Evergreen, Wendy, Charle, Laki, and Levy were not far behind her. "Are you all right? I heard you…..you!" she scowled at Gajeel, who Juvia released from her drowning attempts due to the surprise Erza gave her, "What are you doing in here, and virtually naked as well?! What did you do to Juvia?!"
"Nothing!" Gajeel growled. "I was just reading a book when-"
"Juvia's virtue has been compromised!" Juvia wailed. "And before Gray-sama could it himself! Juvia had been saving herself for Gray-sama in a bed of roses not with Gajeel-kun, who is supposed to be Juvia's friend, in a manky bathroom!"
"Oh come on!" Gajeel snapped. "You're not going to believe her, she's fucking men-"
"Gajeel," Erza said coldly, a demonic glint shimmered in her eye, "prepare to die."
Both Levy and Wendy grimaced as Erza then attacked Gajeel in the most painful way imaginable, aided by Evergreen's explosive secondary magic, Laki-s wooden, homemade, nut crusher, and Juvia's water.
By the time they finished Gajeel was left as a bruised, bloody, shadow of a man….in an undone dressing gown.
Everyone was quick to cover Wendy's eyes. Her innocence had been robbed enough as it was witnessing Gajeel's brutal beating, there was no need to tarnish it further by the sight of his junk.
"I hope you have learnt your lesson, Gajeel," Erza said as she began to herd Wendy out of the bathroom, "no boys allowed in Fairy Hills."
"A-a-aye," Gajeel groaned pathetically.
As soon as the others were gone, Levy rushed to get a damp cloth and tend to Gajeel's injuries.
"Next time," Gajeel croaked against her naked thigh, "We're staying at my place. You know, where a guy can do his business without being attacked."