Summary: Inspired by Dragonball Z Abridged series. Natsu has….an interesting climax.

Pairings: Natsu/Lucy

Author's Note: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR GIVING ME OVER FORTY FOUR HUNDRED REVIEWS! Please enjoy this very High T, borderline M-rated, drabble.

Lucy panted as she fell back onto her bed, exhausted and entirely spent. She has never felt so alive and yet so tired before in her life. Her heart raced, her skin was flushed and sweaty, and she felt she could now sleep a hundred years, her body was sore, her soul satisfied, and not a single worry to nag at her as she could no longer form coherent thought.

Natsu followed quickly though he rolled away and landed beside her, and the pair of them laid there in silence as they tried to catch their breath once more.

Lucy had always fantasied that being with Natsu would be fast, hot, and ridiculously passionate but she had never expected it to be so intense and so burning hot.

(Meanwhile the citizens of Magnolia that happened to have walked past Lucy's apartment, or be in hearing distance, were unable to look one another in the eye as they heard everything, and had to cover their children's ears as Natsu and Lucy were way too loud. Then there was also the very weird climax that everyone saw.)

A couple minutes passed, and Lucy could breathe and feel again. Unfortunately she instantly shivered as she felt a chill dance across her bare stomach and breasts. Her eyes shot open as she realised she was looking at the clear, blue, sky through a rather jagged, scorched hole in her ceiling.

There was a hole in her ceiling.

There was a hole in her ceiling.

There was FUCKING HOLE in her ceiling.

Lucy slapped Natsu in the arm. "What the hell, Luce?!" Natsu whined as he rubbed his arm. "What did I do?"

"What did you do? What did you do?!" Lucy raged. "Have you seen my ceiling?! You put a great big fucking hole in it! Do you have any idea how much that's going to cost to fix?!"

"What?" Natsu blinked stupidly, looked up, stared at the hole for what felt like years, and then suddenly grinned. "Heh!" he laughed sheepishly. "I got a little over-excited. This is your fault."

"MY FAULT?!

"Yeah," he suddenly shot her an intense look, one that smouldered and sent butterflies flying in her stomach, "because you were way too good. Made me lose control entirely."

Lucy felt her cheeks burn as she was torn between pushing Natsu back onto the bed and having her wicked way with him or giving him one hell of a Lucy Kick for putting a fucking hole in her ceiling and then blaming her.

Natsu made the choice for her by weaving his hand through her hair and pulling her in for a long, deep, sensual kiss, which turned into another, and another, and soon Lucy was straddling Natsu as her hands explored the hard plains of his chest and abs, before then trailing down to swap his-

Lucy's eyes popped open with horror. "Hey," she said nervously, "where's your condom?" she asked.

"What the heck is a condom?"

This time there was nothing that saved Natsu from a Lucy Kick.