Coconut Mall

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Coconut Mall is a large mall located by the beach on the western side. Populated by Miis, Nokis, and Piantas, it's a popular place for tourists, and also a popular place for racing. Be wary, though. Don't let rogue green shells, homing red shells, abstract red fake item boxes, ripe yellow bananas, and winged spiny blue shells ruin your shopping day.

65. It's Too Bright

"Wah. I don't like that this place is so bright," Wario commented as he scratched his butt, shaking his head.

Donkey Kong munched on a banana as he wrapped his right arm around Wario. "Well you better get used to it, Wario! This is the Coconut Mall! It's always bright here!"

"Too much for me!" Wario commented as he folded his burly arms together. "I just want a big garlic ball to cover up that stupid sun!"

"Not a problem!" Waluigi laughed as he fired a huge rocket towards the sun, standing on top of the Coconut Mall's rooftop while Wario and Donkey Kong were on the street level, all three watching the rocket leave the planet as it headed towards the sun, exploding as the sun suddenly turned dark and grayish, losing all its sunshine.

At first things didn't seem bad, but then everything became pitch dark, with all the tropical palm trees wilting as the Piantas and Nokis screamed, collapsing from lack of sunlight.

Donkey Kong growled as he folded his arms together, with Waluigi chuckling nervously as he noticed DK glaring at him.

"Ehehe... I can fix that..." Waluigi commented as he rubbed the back of his head with his right hand, only to be arrested by the Pianta police officers.

"Ha ha ha!" Wario laughed as he pointed at the arrested Waluigi, only to be arrested as well by different Pianta police officers. "Hey! What gives?"

Donkey Kong watched as Wario and Waluigi were carried off to the nearest prison, deciding to scout for any remaining bananas and munch down on them before they wilted from a lack of sunlight.