Summary: Set in Omake 2 'verse, Gray wears a pair of joke boxers….

Pairings: Gray/Juvia, implied sibling Ultear/Gray, and friendship feels.

YouTube Prompt: Preferably a Natsu/Lucy video to 'When I Look at You' by Miley Cyrus, but honestly it works for any couple.

"Gray what the hell are you wearing?!"

It was a normal day at Fairy Academy which meant, of course, that Gray entered the classroom for their first class after lunch wearing nothing but boxers. However, unlike a normal day, Gray's boxers were rather different which had prompted Cana's outburst.

While Cana had asked her question half the class just took one look at Gray and burst into hysterical, bordering maniacal, laughter at his predicament.

"Don't you mean what he isn't wearing?" Lucy asked as she glanced at Gray disapprovingly. "Honestly. We're at school. Can't you have the decency to keep your shirt and trousers on at the very least?"

"Pfft," Natsu snorted, "Who cares about Gray being an icy, perverted, stripper as usual. The question definitely should be what the hell is he wearing, just look at those stupid boxers!"

"They were a gift from Ultear!" Gray yelled, his cheeks a faint pink, "I couldn't not wear them. She'd kill me!"

"Do yourself a favour," Laxus muttered as he walked past the door, "grow some balls and tell your sister to stop picking out your underwear. You look like a clown."

Lucy had to agree with that assessment. Before now Gray had only worn dark colours, either a dark grey to match his name, or a navy blue, or black pair, that no one paid any attention to anymore, so to see him in bright red and white strips was really weird.

But what really took the biscuit was the picture of Where's Wally pointing to a sign that read 'Find Me'.

If that wasn't an invitation to molest him, Lucy didn't know what was. And then, right on cue, Juvia leaped across the room, and tackled Gray to the ground.

"GRAY-SAMA!"

"Gah! J-J-Juvia!" Gray stuttered as Juvia's hands glided down his naked chest and stomach. "What are you doing?!" he squealed. "Let me go!"

"Gray-sama's boxers ordered Juvia to find Gray-sama," Juvia said simply, "Juvia will find Gray-sama before Love Rival will."

At this she shot Lucy a glare which Lucy ignored in favour of rolling her eyes. Urgh, she didn't want to find Gray-sama, thank you very much. Gray might be rather good-looking but seeing him naked constantly sort of builds up an immunity, that, and Lucy's type of guy was a different kettle of fish that she is not thinking or looking at right this minute.

Nope, Nuh-huh, no way….

"Can't you wait until after school?!"

Several people face-palmed as Gray basically gave Juvia the green light to molest him later.

Idiot.

"Juvia must obey Gray-sama's boxers," Juvia argued, "for Juvia might be punished."

"THAT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL!"

Fortunately this was when their teacher decided to walk in. "Miss Lockser," Gildarts coughed, "can you please get off of Mr Fullbuster?" Thank God! A teacher to the rescue. Perhaps he'll finally get Juvia to realise that forcibly tackling a guy and stuffing your hands down his underwear is not the way to go in starting a relationship, and then Juvia will calm down, and act normally, and Gray would realise what a nice girl Juvia is and make her happy, and Lucy can live her life in peace without the glaring…"You can finish your molestation of him in your own time," Gildarts finished cheerfully.

God, Lucy thumped her head against the desk, Gildarts was such a useless, perverted, teacher.

To no one's surprise that was the last time Gray wore that particular pair of boxers to school. They had, apparently, suffered a quick and terrible death in a freak accident in the washing machine in which most of Gray's clothes were frozen, and then shattered to pieces…