Summary: The morning after Romeo and Wendy's first time becomes very awkward thanks to some over-protective Dragon Slayers.

Pairings: Romeo/Wendy, Brotherly Laxus/Gajeel/Natsu/Wendy, brotherly Natsu/Romeo, implied Natsu/Lucy, implied Gajeel/Levy, and Laxus/Mira.

YouTube Prompt: Fairy Tail tribute to 'Never Forget You' by the Noisettes.

Romeo was so happy that he thought he was going to burst with joy.

After dating for almost two years, Romeo and Wendy decided to make the next step in their relationship and after a lot of awkwardness, giggling, and blushing, they had enjoyed their very first night together.

And now the sun was shining on them through the curtains, and Romeo felt at peace in his bed with Wendy curled up in his arms.

Slowly, Wendy's eyes opened, and very shyly she smiled up at him. "Hi," she whispered.

"Hi," he whispered back.

They smiled awkwardly at each other as their silence dragged on, and then, suddenly, the absurdity of them being shy together after what they did and the fact that they were still naked in each other's arms, made them laugh.

"Breakfast?" Romeo suggested as he nuzzled Wendy's nose. "I think there's some cereal in the cupboard. We haven't been food shopping in a while."

His father was useless at household chores and Romeo was a boy. Most of the time they literally lived on pizza and whatever Mirajane or Kianna cooked for them.

"Erm," Wendy grimaced slightly at the prospect of a bad breakfast, "how about we just get something at the guild?"

"All right…."

It took a while to actually get out of bed as they were both too comfortable with cuddling, dozing, and the occasional kiss but eventually they were able to drag themselves out and got showered and dressed.

They walked out hand in hand, and Romeo really couldn't take his eyes off of his girlfriend. It wasn't just because he can't quite stop thinking about the night before and what he knew existed under her clothes but because she looked really pretty with her hair cascading down her back like a waterfall and her sweet, small, smile in place, and he couldn't help but grin stupidly in return and lean in to k-

"Hello Romeo."

"EEK!"

Both Romeo and Wendy shrieked as Gajeel, Laxus, and Natsu-nii had chosen that moment exactly to come out from the shadows and gave them both heart attacks.

"Ah, Natsu-san, Laxus-san, and Gajeel-kun," Wendy greeted them warmly, "you scared us!"

For a moment Gajeel's face softened. "Sorry for that kiddo," he ruffled Wendy's hair, "our intention was only to scare that punk standing next to you."

Both Romeo and Wendy sweat-dropped at that. "What did I do?!" Romeo snapped indignantly.

"You have to ask?!" Laxus growled. "Jeeze. Beginning to think Bisca is right, Natsu's stupidity is contagious."

"Oi!"

"We're here," Gajeel spat out, "because Wendy is. This ain't a social visit, punk, we're not here because we like you or anything. We're here to make sure Wendy gets the right treatment."

"Why don't you like me?" Romeo half whined. "We're guild mates. I've been a child of Fairy Tail longer than Wendy has, by the logic you're implying you should be just as overprotective of me as you are of her."

"Pfft!" Gajeel snorted. "I never spent time with you but I spent lots with Wendy here. Of course I'm going to hate whatever punk looks at her in perverted manner let alone touch her."

"I never liked you," Laxus said coldly, "you always cried too much, pooped too much, and I have never forgiven you for peeing on me that one time I tried to change your nappy."

Romeo wished Lucy-nee was here just so she could summon Virgo and dig him a hole to curl up in and die of embarrassment. "I was a baby!"

"A very annoying baby," Laxus muttered, "even Natsu's kid is better behaved than you were."

"Don't worry Romeo!" Natsu-nii said cheerfully. "I like you! I'm not here to threaten you anything. In fact I don't know why you arseholes dragged me out of bed for this. I was enjoying a brilliant dream of Lucy in a chilli cheese bikini. I wanna go back to bed," he now whined like a child, "and be with my wife, and try to have a shower with her before Nashi wakes up."

Laxus and Gajeel's eyes twitched at this while both Romeo and Wendy blanched at the way too much information they just received. "Oh just go, you useless moron!" Laxus barked. "We only need two to deal with this mess."

"Yay!" Natsu cheered. "I'm going back to bed. Later Romeo! Bye Wendy! Good luck at your wedding!"

"Wait….WHAT?!"

"Yes," Gajeel cracked his knuckles, "since killing you would cause too much trouble."

"I am far too busy with paperwork to deal with murder charges," Laxus said, "and Mira wouldn't be too pleased if I killed you."

"We decided instead," Gajeel continued as if Laxus hadn't spoken, "that you are going to make our little sister an honest woman."

"But I don't want to get married just yet!" Wendy wailed. "I still have a lot to do before I'm ready to settle down."

"Same here!"

"Tough," Laxus grunted, "you should have both thought about that before you did the deed last night."

"This is highly hypocritical of you!" Romeo growled, "You all slept with your girlfriends long before you married them."

"Church, now." Gajeel said firmly as he grabbed Romeo by the ear. "You're getting married and you're going to like it."

"Don't you have your own daughter to do this crap for?!"

"Where do you think Lily is?" Gajeel said. "I left him in charge of defending my daughter's life, virtue, and wellbeing."

(Meanwhile back in the Redfox household, Lily was enjoying a very nice cat nap amongst Gilly's teddies while the five year old girl was reading one of her mother's books that contained a very saucy romance. Her hazel eyes were widening by the second at each item of clothing the characters were losing in their heated embrace…)

Romeo and Wendy's protests were ignored the entire journey to the cathedral as Gajeel and Laxus dragged them kicking and screaming (literally).

They were blocked from entering by Mirajane who stood firmly in the middle of the doorway, her arms stretched out.

"Babe," Laxus sighed, "get out of the way."

"No!"

"Come on, you demon!" Gajeel yelled. "Surely you want to see these two get married."

"Of course I do!" Mira snapped defensively. "But not like this. I want them to have a truly romantic wedding with flowers and pretty white dresses and loving vows that they composed themselves because they love each other. I don't want it to be a quickie wedding because two arseholes don't like the fact they shagged last night."

"So we'll lend Wendy your dress, buy some flowers, and get them to scribble something sweet," Laxus said irritably, "but they are getting married today."

"Not," Mira hissed between her teeth, "unless you want to spend the next five years sleeping on the sofa and pleasing yourself."

"…."

"…."

"Fine!" Laxus spat out releasing Wendy. "They can get married in their own time and it'll be a truly beautiful, romantic, wedding just as you wanted it to be."

"Hurrah!" Mira cheered as she flung her arms round Laxus' neck. "I knew you'd come around," she mumbled against his lips.

"But….but….but…" Gajeel stuttered. "How can we be sure a wedding will take place later?!" he yelled.

"Oh there will be a wedding," Mira promised, a demonic glint in her eyes, "I'll make it happen."

Both Romeo and Wendy gulped and wondered if it was too late to change guilds. Lamia Scale would surely accept them, right? After all Wendy had been a member there for a year….

"Fine!" Gajeel scowled. "But I reserve the right to make a chastity belt for the kid."

It was then when Romeo and Wendy decided it was high time to run away…..it will take Gajeel and Laxus three weeks to find them and by then they make sure that there was no chastity left for Gajeel to make a belt for.