Summary: Mira tries to contrive a way for Natsu and Lucy to get together…

Pairings: Natsu/Lucy, Natsu/Happy/Lucy friendship, Mira/Happy friendship, implied Mira/Laxus, Lily/Kiwi, implied Gajeel/Lily friendship, implied Gajeel/Levy, and slight implied Gray/Juvia.

YouTube Prompt: A Natsu/Lucy video to 'Follow Me' by Uncle Kracker.

Mira hummed happily to herself as the first, crucial, steps to her master plan had been successful. Lucy and Natsu accepted the job (though Natsu whined because there was no fun in picking flowers no matter how magical they are) that she made up for them to go on and they were going alone (with Happy) as Wendy and Charle were on a visit to Porlyusica, Erza was hunting down this special bakery that Mira happened to talk about really loudly this morning, and Gray was…..busy.

(Gray cried behind his gag as he still had no idea what he did to Mira to make her kidnap him, tie him up, and leave him in the rat and cockroach infested wine cellar.)

And so that left just one thing in her plan. To persuade Happy to give Natsu and Lucy one little push that wold send them flying into a passionate, perhaps animalistic, this was Natsu they were talking about, embrace that would make Mira a maid of honour and godmother one day.

"Happy," Mira said quietly, "I need you to do me a favour." Laxus, who for some reason, was lounging against the bar next to Happy raised a disbelievingly eyebrow.

Which was sort of understandable. No one asked Happy for a favour unless they wanted something to break accidentally or gossip to be spread around.

Happy looked up from his fish. "Yeah?" he blinked sweetly. "What do you need Mira?"

"Well you see," Mira said slowly, "Natsu and Lucy, and you, are going on a job to pick some special flowers."

"Uhuh."

"And I need you to push them both into a bush with flowers like these," Mira held up a picture of a very pretty bush covered in pink and red flowers, "and make sure they covered in the pollen from the flowers."

"Why?" Happy aske, his mouth full of fish. Some of the grey scaly skin actually fell out of his mouth and landed on his stomach which made Laxus wrinkle his nose in disgust and gag, and Mira to close her eyes for a brief moment to collect herself. "What does the pollen do?"

"It makes them horny!" Mira said sweetly. Laxus had, unfortunately, chosen that moment to take a sip of his drink and instantly choked on Mira being so….well blunt. "Wouldn't that be fun?"

Happy's eyes went wide with amazement and an excited grin grew on his face. "Natsu and Lucy will grow horns?!" he yelped. Mira quickly put her finger to her lips and motioned Happy to be quiet just in case Natsu or Lucy over heard him. Happy instantly covered his mouth as his eyes turned from innocent to sheer mischief. "Tee-hee!" he giggled evilly into his paws. "That will be awesome! Aye Sir! I'll do it!"

Mira clasped her hands together against her chest. "Oh wonderful!" she exclaimed. "I knew I could count on you, Happy!"

"Aye Sir!" Happy cheered. It was then when Natsu called out to Happy to let him know that they were going to leave. Quickly, Happy stuffed his face with his fish, and then brushed off the crumbs from his furry front as he stood up. "Right!" he started to fly. "I'm off to go make Natsu and Lucy horny! Wish me luck Mira!"

(Several people who happened to accidentally overhear this instantly choke on their drinks or food.)

"Good luck, Happy!"

"You….." Laxus stared at Mira admiringly, "are so evil."

"Why, thank you."

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Happy found his job incredibly easy.

To get to the place where they needed to go they had to first get a train, and then Lucy, being lazy as always, was happy to accept an offer of a free carriage ride up to the mountain this special, magic, flower was.

So of course this meant Natsu was still incredibly weak with motion sickness, and Lucy was….well Lucy, so all Happy had to do was suddenly barge into Lucy really, really, hard, which made her stumble into Natsu, who went flying backwards, and the pair of them landed in the bush with the red and pink flowers on it.

Well, okay, Natsu landed on it full out on his back, and Lucy somehow managed to end up straddling Natsu with her breasts right in his face…..which was actually pretty normal for them now.

Quickly, Happy swooped down, plucked a flower, and then turned it upside down and sprinkled this really weird, gold, dust all over Natsu and Lucy.

The pair of them coughed. "What the hell, Happy?!" Natsu snarled between coughs. "That's horrible."

"It's magic pollen!" Happy chirped. "Mira told me about it. She said I had to make sure you two are covered."

"Why?" Lucy asked suspiciously. "What does it do?"

"Makes you horny!"

"It's make us WHAT?!" Lucy screamed, her eyes bugged out in horror. "Oh my God!" she cried out as she tried to scramble off of Natsu. It didn't work seeing as Natsu was holding onto her waist tight and was staring at her rather weirdly…..kinda like he wanted to eat her….hmm…Lucy's weirdness must be rubbing off of him after all! "This has to wash off, right?" Lucy asked in a panicked tone. "I think I saw a river earlier, Natsu, quick! We got to get to that river and wash this crap off!"

"I don't see why," Happy said sadly, "you haven't grown horns. It obviously didn't work."

Lucy stared at Happy as if he was an idiot, which Happy found really insulting, and then opened her mouth to say something when she was suddenly tugged closer to Natsu, who took a great big sniff at her hair. "Luce," Natsu growled in a weird voice, Happy's eyes widened as Lucy suddenly trembled in Natsu's arms, and turned bright pink. "I get to push you in right?" he said more cheerfully and like his usual self.

Lucy leaped away from Natsu as if he had burned her. "What?!" she screeched.

"That wasn't a no!"

"Natsu," Lucy said in a dangerous tone, "don't you dare!"

Natsu, of course, didn't listen to her as he leapt up and moved to tackle her. Lucy whipped round and began to run really fast towards the river (which was stupid because now Natsu was definitely going to push her in), Natsu smirked, and followed her.

Happy hovered for a while as he listened to the high-pitched squeal, Natsu's cackle, and then a loud splash.

He had half considered going over to join them in their water fight but then he realised they would have scared all the delicious fish away from them and instantly flew towards the end of the river in hopes to get something yummy for dinner.

(That and he wasn't sure if he really wanted to be part of a water fight that involved lots of moaning and grunting and weird yelling. It didn't sound that fun.)

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"A water fight?!" Mira cried out disappointedly. "They got covered in the special pollen and all they wanted to do was have a water fight?!"

"Aye Sir!" Happy chirped. "They didn't grow horns at all. It was really boring."

Mira collapsed over the bar in dejection. Her plans! Ruined! Because Natsu wanted to push Lucy in a river! Damnit!

"Did I do wrong?" Happy asked worriedly. "I did do what you ask…."

"No," Mira said gently as she petted Happy reassuringly, "You did every correctly. If anyone did something wrong it was Natsu. Now why don't you go and say hello to Charle while I'll see if there's any fresh fish left."

"Aye Sir!"

As soon as Happy left, Mira collapsed over the bar again. Damnit! How does anyone get covered in a pollen that literally heightens your senses, arousal, and takes away your inhibitions? As soon as they were covered Natsu, at the very least because Lucy would have definitely fought it, should have had Lucy pinned to the ground as he gave her a hickey.

Perhaps it was because Natsu was too stupid to know what his instincts is or to give in to them….she needed a couple where they weren't so stupid (or afraid) to give into their instincts, that baser side, become a beast….

Her eyes landed on Gajeel and she smirked as the same plan formed in her mind….

"Lily," Mira coughed slightly, "I found this job that would be perfect for Gajeel and Levy, all they need to do is collect this very rare flower, but what I need you to do is push them-"

"No," Lily interrupted coolly.

"Why not?" Mira pouted.

"Because I'm not stupid like Happy is," Lily fixed her with a stern glare, "I know what you are up to and I will not have any part of it. Gajeel is my brother in arms, our bond is stronger than most and I won't be duped into drugging him."

"So you won't do it at all?!" Mira cried out. "Not even if I were to make you free kiwi juice for a whole month?"

"…I'm listening."

(Meanwhile, down in the wine cellar, Gray screamed against his gag once again wondering why no one had noticed he had gone missing. Where the hell was Juvia when he actually needed her?!)