Summary: The morning after Alzack's and Bisca's anniversary is unforgettable….
Pairings: Alzack/Bisca.
YouTube Prompt: Natsu/Lucy video (or any other couple) to 'People Will Think we're in Love' from Oklahoma.
The sun didn't just blinded Alzack, it burnt his brain into cinders and then stomped on it for good measure.
He groaned and closed his eyes against the evil, horrible, rays of pure light. God, he moaned inwardly, what did he and Bisca do last night? Rob a liquor store, and then drink the entire contents in one sitting? Because he can't imagine what else they did on their anniversary to make his head hurt this much.
Everything aches, his wrists in particular burned, and there was a heavy weight on his chest as soft, silky, hair tickled his nose. He groaned again and tried to bury his face into Bisca's hair and block out the sun. It was a struggle though and he groaned as his neck now also ached.
Then he heard a gasp, a giggle, a yell, and his head exploded with pain. He opened his eyes, prepared to shoot a deadly glare ("Pfft!" Max would snort later. "You should leave that to Bisca, you always look constipated") at whichever guild member decided to disturb his much needed rest….only to have his eyes bug open as he realised something truly horrific.
It was then when he also realised he was tied up, naked, and there was trickle of something cold tickling his backside.
"Bisca," he hissed as he nudged his girlfriend with his knee. "Psst! Bisca! Wake up!"
"Hmmm…" Bisca groaned, "Five more minutes Al…."
"Bisca!" Alzack cried out.
"Urgh! What?" Bisca snarled as she sat up. Her own eyes widened with horrified realisation as it occurred to her exactly where they were. "….this isn't our hotel room."
"Nope," Alzack agreed.
"….Are we in the middle of a fountain?!"
"Yep."
"Why are you tied to that mermaid?"
"I assumed you did it."
"Where are our clothes?!"
"I can't say anything about mine but I can see your bra hanging off of that lamppost."
"There are people staring at us, aren't there?"
"Oh yes."
"….is it possible that we're going to get arrested?"
"Oh very possible," Alzack said in mock cheer, "I can see some guards coming towards us."
"Ah," Bisca said thoughtfully, "Oh well!" she grinned. "No one can say we're a boring couple now, can they?"
Alzack found it much harder to be as cheerful and carefree, probably because his body still ached and now he was awake and aware of the situation, the water was freezing his bits off, or it could be because as they were being arrested the guards were leering at his girlfriend, or it could also be because someone people pointed at him and laughed, while others were trying to cover their children's eyes.
Whatever the reason, Alzack did not find the seventeenth time he had been arrested for public indecency all that fun.
"You know," Macao grumbled as he paid out their bail later that day, "I best Master didn't have to deal with this sort of crap."
"Well of course not," Bisca grinned, "I'm pretty sure all the kids didn't know what sex was."